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2021

05

May

Megan Fox Nipple Selfies of the Day

Megan Fox is some OLD AS SHIT bullshit plastic surgery ridden over hyped actress who barely was an actress but rather some overhyped “Hot chick”….who we don’t need to debate whether she was hot or not…that’s irrelevant…we know she was hot back then….even though she also had a lot of plastic surgery back then…we’re talking before dropping all her Brian Austin Greene kids out of her womb….

She was basically exiled from Hollywood after going after some important rich people involved in the Transformers movies and she hasn’t done shit since…but for whatever reason, maybe her 45th birthday, she figured she had more to give…dropped her lame ass deadweight husband who actually had more success than she had acting in recent years…which probably isn’t saying much…but it is saying enough to make anyone get their shit together…and fuck off and start fucking some clown looking fool who is “trending” in his own right…

But I guess that’s not getting her the work she seeks, so she’s showing off her mom tits, that look like implant tits, braless, cuz they bra’s surgically implanted into her tits, and it’d be a lot more exciting if she was still at her fucking prime, back when she refused to get naked in the movies…like the greedy cunt she clearly is…you know GIVING back now….like when the high school crush you had and that refused to fuck you or date you or even sit at your table at lunch now 300 pounds, recently divorced and down to fuck 40 years later…too little too late bitch…but keep trying…I think the people need an Only Fans and some BLACKED scenes…it worked for Maitland Ward…it could work for this fake as fuck trash…

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2021

05

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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In the confusing gender dysmorphia world we live in, where men are becoming women and women are becoming men, and everyone becoming infertile, thanks to the plastics in the water, hormones in the foods, vaccines….that aren[t vaccines…but a whole other conversation for you idiots to have amongst yourself because I don’t care about how hard you believe the media and influencers getting paid by the WALGREENS or CVS to push the vaccine on the herd…like the HEROES they definitely aren’t…

But yeah, while everyone is cutting off and modifying their genitals, there are still girls out there into showing off how fat their genitals are but feeding them their panties and taking a pic…and I think that’s important work, content creation and messaging…so I encourage it…and the exciting thing in all this is that girls are pulling their pants to their shoulders in real life too…not just internet life…because this is a trend…new cleavage…but pussy cleavage and I’m into it.

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2021

05

May

Nina Agdal Front Hole in Leggings of the Day

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It pains me to say this, since I’ve hated on Nina Agdal for the last decade cuz she’s old fucking news, but the girl has found second life and a second carer as a fit as fuck hot bodied, even with her long torso and what I used to call retard forehead….

She was the Sports Illustrated SWIM model. I didn’t understand why or how she had made it into the magazine, or why they kept her in the magazine, especially since she’s from some obscure country….

She fucked Leo DiCaprio, potentially got AIDS from him, he is a gay after all, and if she did get the AIDS from him, it was likely not from sex, he is gay after all which is possibly why she’s dropped about 20 pounds, but AIDS isn’t a death sentence….so think of that when thinking of all you’d do with a jar of her bodily fluids if she was more desperate for money but instead she’s got Christie Brinkley’s rich kid son and their real estate to do this fintess shit in…

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2021

05

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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They say that if you’re fit, eat well, healthy, your immune system probably won’t shut down and kill you if you catch the COVID…the death rate is low and I know at least two 300 pounders in their 50s who managed to survive COVID…so even if you’re a fat fuck…you’re probably survive COVID too….but if you’re fit…you’ll look better when surviving it….because no one likes fat people…so here are some WORKING OUT GIRLS to inspire you to either work out, or jerk off to girls who workout, the two aren’t mutually exclusive…

I am a fat fuck and the times I have spent at the gym, including some community service bullshit I had to do by volunteering at the YMCA, only to be escorted out and banned, thanks to my eagerness to spend my shift in the girl’s lockerroom, it was early internet days when you had to hide in a locker to watch girls change in person…no hidden cam things…no girls volunteering that shit cuz it could get them clout…

Anyway, fit girls are better than not fit girl, fitness makes life better, even when you’re not fit, cuz you can always jerk off to fit girls…important life lessons.

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2021

05

May

Maddie Ziegler Tight Shorts of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is now 18 years old so the industry she’s controlled by are sexualizing her…and I know what you’re thinking, these are just typical athletic gear pics, that’s not sexualizing herself, every girl and her mom, even those who shouldn’t wear shit like this to showcase their pussy wedgies and a lot of them aren’t even industry people chasing clout or rebranding…it’s just what they wear…

BUT I KNOW…that when she turned 18, she started getting more and more half naked, more and more about her body, which as a dancer, that makes total sense…if you’re young and fit, show off your body…but the thing is she was used by SIA in what some could argue was kind of a creepy way, because she was cast or sourced from the disturbing as fuck child dancing reality tv show…and then used in leotard in a series of music videos…and when kids are involved in the entertainment industry…I trust no one affilated with them…form parents, producers, to the singers using them in videos…

That said, she is a dancer, she’s over 18, and sexualizing herself in the most basic instagram way is fine with me, not that my approval is sought after from anyone anywhere…they just do this slutty selfie shit on their own…and we’re just here to say…”didn’t Bella Thorne do the same thing”….they all did…it’s a strategy….and when you see it, there’s not too much to analyze or try to understand..nothing is unique, revolutionary or even inspiring…just new tits pushed out of tiny tops….

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2021

05

May

Nina Dobrev Topless of the Day

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Nina Dobrev wears a mask at what I’ll assume is at a place that she’s getting her asshole waxed, you know those Romanians and their hairy gypsy assholes….or maybe she’s getting her pre-cancerous cells lasered off her cervix like the lady who used to make me my sandwiches…who announced her HPV pussy for being the reason she wasn’t there one day after I finished eating my sandwich…back when I could leave the house and get a sandwich…

I know she’s not here getting fucked by Carrot Top’s biggest gag….that he’s Shaun White the snowboard aficionado and billionaire she has sex with…I don’t know if snowboard aficionado is the right thing to describe your ginger haired Olympic hero, but I’ll run with it since no one is reading this….

I assume that she will probably get impregnated by him, but for now, she’s a budding entrepreneur with a wine company she does with Julianne Hough….since drinking is a solid medicine to heal your broken soul….a little cause and solution to all your problems…

I also assume she doesn’t get too much botox, because she looks like a Romanian or Bulgarian exported to Canada, who landed a TV deal, and is now living the American dream….you know rockin’ some mileage which is nicer than rockin’ a muppet face…even when she’s getting her asshole bleached or whatever she’s doing in these pics…let’s just hope she’s not masking outdoors because that will make me hate her and the propaganda she’s pushing on us.

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2021

05

May

Shanina Shaik’s Selfies of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is Australian, of Jamaican and Lituanian and Pakistani decent…which is really important to point out, because everyone is obsessed with their ethnicity or the ethnicity of other people, because how else would you know how to treat them…or how to compartmentalize them…since obviously just basing it on the person’s merits as a person is not enough….

I don’t know what world really needs to know exactly what the hot chick in the slutty bikini selfies she wants you to jerk off to, where she says her secrets are Lymphatic massages and pilates, in the event you want to get a body like this of your own, but I don’t know what world needs the DNA charts of a bitch…either she’s hot or not and at 30…Shaik’s still hot…whether she speaks URDU, PATOIS, RUSSIAN, OR CROCODILE DUNDEE or not…who cares…we don’t….

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2021

05

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some girls who are very into weed because they know that there’s a big industry build around weed and that it is just a matter of time before it’s legal, so get in on it before all the mainstream influencers scared of promoting weed because it could damage corporate brand deals, not that that’s even a thing anymore…everyone smokes weed and if they don’t they should….it’s a fucking plant that requires no processing…just dry it out and smoke it…and reap the fucking rewards of a mild buzz for a few minutes…you fucking babies…and they say it brings down inflammation, helps you sleep, lowers pain….these sound like all good things….but since the GOVERNMENT cares about you, they decided to ban it whenever they banned it, and arrested people over the years because of it….but now all of a sudden, they are using it as a carrot to make you trust them….I mean…how could an administration that wants you vaccinated so badly be using the legalization of weed as a bait and switch…like “they’re so cool, they won’t fuck with us”….which is precisely where they want you to be…in order to fuck with you….but that’s another conversation…for now the focus is on the middle of the road content creators trying to get some clicks because weed heads like tits and ass too…

Some are gross, some are hot, you take what you can get….at least I do.

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2021

05

May

Leann Rimes Fitness Erotica of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes is in Cabo to celebrate 10 years of love according to her twitter….where she wrote that…which brings up my next point…remember when LeAnn Rimes stole her husband from another woman, who I guess got to run with that storyline hard and make all kinds of money of her own with it, but at the time, it wasn’t a very Christian thing to do….because she was marketed as a good country girl that was exploited by her parents who spotted her talent at a young age and marketed to the God Fearing americans into Country Music, who still buy CDs because those computer things are hard to figure out, and who still support her to this very day because Jesus died for our sins and we can’t turn our back on our own…

It wasn’t that shocking when discovering she was a pervert sex addict, the exploited and the religious usually are…when they go bad, they go real bad…maybe because sex is taboo to them…something to not talk about but when you give into it…you REALLY give into it…liberating deal with the devil or something….because sex is great….

But Rimes was so into it, she got a set of bolt on tits…that she’s still using to this very day….good investment..

Her face is rugged, she’s old, but she’s keeping the body fit…through skip….and showing off the tits…I mean she did buy them for a reason..

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2021

05

May

Florence Pugh Bikini Dive of the Day

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Florence Pugh is in her bikini taking a dive from about 8 miles away and I don’t think it’s in reference to the Eminem biopic, and more to do with her being a weirdly shaped midget body that has an insane amount of celebrity thanks to a few mediocre acting roles, and I guess thanks to her handler Zach Braff who you know has been pegged from Hollywood numerous times over as the Sitcom star he was….so you need an old timer, to help cultivate the new, especially when she’s imported from the UK…

Anyway she’s diving in a good from far, far from good situation…which I’d like to thank her for…because the close ups are a little too real…and when cross referenced with her budding young career…it makes a person like me, who thinks leading ladies should be ladies we want to fuck…it part of the fun…..

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