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2021

May

Sophie Mudd Gets Groped of the Day

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This is pretty hilarious, I mean unless your fetish is watching other dudes fondle a set of tits from instagram that you don’t really even know because who the fuck cares about all these fake narcissitic bitches who are pretending to be TV hosts or celebrities despite not being those things, just deluded idiots playing an idiotic game chasing clout like a 5 year old kid…..

When I was a kid I found a tape recorder in the trash and for about a year I’d do fake radio shows, with fake commercials, because I guess I am so old that it was in an era before TVs, you know when 12 year olds dropped out of school to work the family farm, but yeah…at 10 years old I’d be recording myself…playing back my riveting fake journalism…probably a distraction from being molested but I blocked that part of the story out….but then I turned 11…and moved on with my life….so seeing influencers, especially the ones just getting started, speaking to their mom and high school friends who laugh their back at their nonsense…all while being serious in their delivery…it is weird.

Anyway, Sophie Mudd was a titty girl on instagram, tits get hits, and tits get you followers….then she spent at least a year, the stagnant years being a “Fashion” person who hid her tits…then pandemic hit, she went full throttle with exclusive content and is now getting her tits grabbed on video…the gateway to porn…

So girl who was tits, to no tits, now doing titty fondle porn…using the tits to get paid what I assume is huge amounts monthly…I mean girls are making MILLIONS on OnlyFans…because girls are far sluttier than I could have ever imagined…and that’s saying a lot because I’ve always though all girls were sluts…

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2021

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I guess I can’t push the whole “despite lockdowns girls are still getting their tanlines on to make their titties pop”….because lockdowns aren’t really happening in a lot of places because the public is fed up and realize that if you get sick and die, you get sick and die, it’s kind of the human condition….everyone knows drinking, smoking, being fat, kills…yet we still do it….so why would we go along with this COVID shit…probably because we like staying home all day with our screens….but only until it inconveniences us or gets boring…because even the most active mask wearing social distancer wearing gloves and two masks when on a walk alone…breaks the “rules’ when it gets in the way of doing what he wants to do…thanks to us being inherently selfish fucks…so girls who tanline, still tanlined through the pandemic, whether it was laying in the sun, by the pool, or getting sprayed down like a stripper in a a camping tent…..becasue TANLINES matter and they’ve survived this PANDEMIC…or even THRIVED in the pandemic…cuz they are hot…and hot things will always win….or overcome…thanks to being hot…

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2021

May

Cracker and Other Videos of the Day

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I am still looking for weird viral news videos now that liveleak sold out….I’d ask you to submit or get involved…but no one reads this site…so I’ll just continue to half ass it alone…

Paraglider Crash

Influencer Gets Deported from BALI because of her Fake Mask Prank

Russian Driving Instructor

Tennis Ball Found in the Middel of a Tree

Idiot on the Stair Railing

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2021

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it hilarious to think I am a freedom fighter who wants to unite humans and focus our rage where it counts – against the ppl manipulating us and controlling us and putting us out of business! The evil rulers who tax us, who undercut small business, and who don’t let people access our content with equity….

You know because for 20 years, I’ve just been a troll who just tells it how I see it and calls out the bullshit that is being pushed down our throats while non worried about offending the idiots involved or the idiots who are brainwashed by it…so I guess this is inline with what I’ve been doing…but here I am saying that if you don’t realize THEY are using the internet against you. You’re crazy. They are using the internet against you. Making you think anti racism is racist…fucking with your critical thinking…making you doubt yourself and your neighbor…

When really, we should all get together and build towards a FREE existence…and that doesn’t start with harassing the local police, if anything you should be recruiting them to your side, you’ll need their skills to take out evil Dot Com Billionaires who thanks to all their money have too much control…

It’s up to all of us to stop listening to the AI controlled messaging shoved down our throats daily…that’s just CHINA manipulating you to overthrow you….

Use your head…

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2021

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I really don’t want to talk about COVID, RACE, any of that other bullshit that gets in the way of our being the piece of shit humans that we are, regardless of race and color..

But, I saw a pic of The Rock getting his vaccine, bro we know that shit is human growth hormone and why does your nurse have the grim reaper tattooed on his arm?….I am referencing a selfie on his IG…plus dude already had COVID….seems SUSPICIOUS….

So Has Anyone been vaccinated gotten pregnant – after the vaccine – other than a couple of guys…

I wasn’t supposed to talk about the COVID, Race…..but it’s fucking everywhere, they are implanting it into our brain all fucking day….we’re the victims here….

Remember…a time when there was community, hatred of each other under our breath and behind their backs, while corporations were still fucking us up the ass in the open, and we allowed it….oh wait they still are….

Why is the outrage directed at each other and not the evil forces keeping us down…the trust of the government, big business out for profit…evil rich people…like those are the enemies…not your neighbors….plus you can spy on your neighbors showering….they are less of a threat and maybe something good to get drunk with….

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2021

May

Megan Fox Nipple Selfies of the Day

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Megan Fox is some OLD AS SHIT bullshit plastic surgery ridden over hyped actress who barely was an actress but rather some overhyped “Hot chick”….who we don’t need to debate whether she was hot or not…that’s irrelevant…we know she was hot back then….even though she also had a lot of plastic surgery back then…we’re talking before dropping all her Brian Austin Greene kids out of her womb….

She was basically exiled from Hollywood after going after some important rich people involved in the Transformers movies and she hasn’t done shit since…but for whatever reason, maybe her 45th birthday, she figured she had more to give…dropped her lame ass deadweight husband who actually had more success than she had acting in recent years…which probably isn’t saying much…but it is saying enough to make anyone get their shit together…and fuck off and start fucking some clown looking fool who is “trending” in his own right…

But I guess that’s not getting her the work she seeks, so she’s showing off her mom tits, that look like implant tits, braless, cuz they bra’s surgically implanted into her tits, and it’d be a lot more exciting if she was still at her fucking prime, back when she refused to get naked in the movies…like the greedy cunt she clearly is…you know GIVING back now….like when the high school crush you had and that refused to fuck you or date you or even sit at your table at lunch now 300 pounds, recently divorced and down to fuck 40 years later…too little too late bitch…but keep trying…I think the people need an Only Fans and some BLACKED scenes…it worked for Maitland Ward…it could work for this fake as fuck trash…

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2021

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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In the confusing gender dysmorphia world we live in, where men are becoming women and women are becoming men, and everyone becoming infertile, thanks to the plastics in the water, hormones in the foods, vaccines….that aren[t vaccines…but a whole other conversation for you idiots to have amongst yourself because I don’t care about how hard you believe the media and influencers getting paid by the WALGREENS or CVS to push the vaccine on the herd…like the HEROES they definitely aren’t…

But yeah, while everyone is cutting off and modifying their genitals, there are still girls out there into showing off how fat their genitals are but feeding them their panties and taking a pic…and I think that’s important work, content creation and messaging…so I encourage it…and the exciting thing in all this is that girls are pulling their pants to their shoulders in real life too…not just internet life…because this is a trend…new cleavage…but pussy cleavage and I’m into it.

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2021

May

Nina Agdal Front Hole in Leggings of the Day

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It pains me to say this, since I’ve hated on Nina Agdal for the last decade cuz she’s old fucking news, but the girl has found second life and a second carer as a fit as fuck hot bodied, even with her long torso and what I used to call retard forehead….

She was the Sports Illustrated SWIM model. I didn’t understand why or how she had made it into the magazine, or why they kept her in the magazine, especially since she’s from some obscure country….

She fucked Leo DiCaprio, potentially got AIDS from him, he is a gay after all, and if she did get the AIDS from him, it was likely not from sex, he is gay after all which is possibly why she’s dropped about 20 pounds, but AIDS isn’t a death sentence….so think of that when thinking of all you’d do with a jar of her bodily fluids if she was more desperate for money but instead she’s got Christie Brinkley’s rich kid son and their real estate to do this fintess shit in…

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2021

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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They say that if you’re fit, eat well, healthy, your immune system probably won’t shut down and kill you if you catch the COVID…the death rate is low and I know at least two 300 pounders in their 50s who managed to survive COVID…so even if you’re a fat fuck…you’re probably survive COVID too….but if you’re fit…you’ll look better when surviving it….because no one likes fat people…so here are some WORKING OUT GIRLS to inspire you to either work out, or jerk off to girls who workout, the two aren’t mutually exclusive…

I am a fat fuck and the times I have spent at the gym, including some community service bullshit I had to do by volunteering at the YMCA, only to be escorted out and banned, thanks to my eagerness to spend my shift in the girl’s lockerroom, it was early internet days when you had to hide in a locker to watch girls change in person…no hidden cam things…no girls volunteering that shit cuz it could get them clout…

Anyway, fit girls are better than not fit girl, fitness makes life better, even when you’re not fit, cuz you can always jerk off to fit girls…important life lessons.

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2021

May

Maddie Ziegler Tight Shorts of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is now 18 years old so the industry she’s controlled by are sexualizing her…and I know what you’re thinking, these are just typical athletic gear pics, that’s not sexualizing herself, every girl and her mom, even those who shouldn’t wear shit like this to showcase their pussy wedgies and a lot of them aren’t even industry people chasing clout or rebranding…it’s just what they wear…

BUT I KNOW…that when she turned 18, she started getting more and more half naked, more and more about her body, which as a dancer, that makes total sense…if you’re young and fit, show off your body…but the thing is she was used by SIA in what some could argue was kind of a creepy way, because she was cast or sourced from the disturbing as fuck child dancing reality tv show…and then used in leotard in a series of music videos…and when kids are involved in the entertainment industry…I trust no one affilated with them…form parents, producers, to the singers using them in videos…

That said, she is a dancer, she’s over 18, and sexualizing herself in the most basic instagram way is fine with me, not that my approval is sought after from anyone anywhere…they just do this slutty selfie shit on their own…and we’re just here to say…”didn’t Bella Thorne do the same thing”….they all did…it’s a strategy….and when you see it, there’s not too much to analyze or try to understand..nothing is unique, revolutionary or even inspiring…just new tits pushed out of tiny tops….

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