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2021

12

May

Rihanna See Through of the Day

Thick Billionaire Popstar Rihanna who just had this vision when she was 14 years old in Barbados that she put on her mood board or vision board and maybe even wrote down in her journal…in some voodoo ceremony or ancient tribal Caribe cry to her gods…and miraculously….ended up in NYC at 16 where they decided to make her a popstar…that fucking popped….and that is Rihanna..

I am sure all those girls in America, even all those girls in NYC who want that dream to materialize, even those with celebrity parents, who want everything Rihanna’s had, aren’t able to pull that shit off….because Rihanna had the power of the UNIVERSE and WILL to make it….those other girls just don’t focus enough…

You know that she wasn’t an industry plant, or a rigged situation, because all low income islanders who are underage are able to fly to NYC, house themselves in NYC, for the dream….they do have airports there….

You also know she wasn’t an industry plant because there was this video that’s been deleted off the fucking internet but that I’ve been in this long enough to remember seeing and thinking “That bitch can’t even sing”….what’s the real story here…

The real story is that people with access, can’t even get what Rihanna had, but a girl in a Shanty can…

It had nothing to do with any sketchy things that you’d think would happen to get where she got…that’d be a crazy thought….it’s ALL just raw talent..

Now whatever her backstory is, I think Rihanna is hot, and I like this thick rihanna cuz of the bigger tits, so here she is being rich, famous, important….thigh on motherfucking thigh…if only this was video and there was an uncrossing…but I doubt Rihanna’s team are really into crosses…if you know what I mean….

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2021

12

May

Isabella Fonte Panty Flash of the Day

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TikTok is stupid….I wrote about it earlier today…I don’t need to repeat myself….

I am not the target market because I don’t like dance, I think dance is fucking dumb, unless there’s a vagina scene at the end of the dance…which doesn’t happen nearly enough…so TikTok is just the first dance to get dudes interested in the full service back room dance…you know to market to the higest bidder…

I have always found dance stupid. I don’t think anyone looks all that good while dancing, ever…even hot chicks…the dancing takes away from the looking good because every dancer looks like an idiot, it’s just such a stupid thing to do, even if you can visualize how the girl dancing can fuck…

But sometimes, a professionally or pretty advanced trained dancer comes along and drops actual ballet skills and flexbility on instagram, while dressed slutty enough to keep me interested, and it really puts the fake dancers, even though they are friends with the Kardashians to shame…you know, they do the trending dances badly, the retard kids who will never expand their mind follow each move and try to recreate it at home…but bringing someone with actually training in…is just a fuck you..

This Isabella Fonte, possibly the daughter of a Long Island mobster, who has a condo in FLorida as she would, is one of the hottest of TikTok that I know of.. and look how flexbible she is…

The cocktease, the idiotic dance, more tolerable when the girl can eat her own asshole…

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2021

12

May

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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The one thing I won’t align with the Christian minds out there, I mean besides abortion being the best form of contraception since girls on the birth control pill have historically fucking hated me…..condoms are for sick people…and abortions allow you to have sex to completion….is that weed is some bad thing to make society dumber or crazier..

The reality is that weed barely gets you high, it makes you pretty laid back, it probably helps you dig a little deeper than your traditional anti-depressant meds they have you one, and it’s an organic, grown on a plant, plant…that can’t really be that bad for you by definition…unless the good people at Monsanto soaked it in Round-Up…which if you google you’ll see is fucking killing us all…and turning our sperm into half retards….and making our balls become nasty looking vaginas…

So yeah, I will not ever agree that weed is some dark thing that the government says is a dark thing and because of that I should agree with them blindly….I believe in doing my own due diligence…and when someone or en overlord already medicates us with shitty food, shitty living conditions, pushing shitty pharma, booze and cigarettes, gambling and other vices….porn….lockdowns…masks…viruses they created in a lab in China…globalization…supporting big corporations and not the independent small business.. it’s blasphemy….

Anyway here are some girls into the WEED….and posing for WEED…half naked..cuz girls are perverts.

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2021

12

May

Frida Aasen Skinny and Topless of the Day

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Frida Aasen is a Norweigian model who chose bikinis over knitted lesbian sweaters and we thank her and her dog sled team for that choice because I think she’s one of the hottest models out there…not that I know of other models…I am more of an in the moment kind of motherfucker…the past never happened, the future never happened, but here we are right now…looking at Frida Aasen’s hot half naked pics….works for me….

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2021

12

May

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is not one of those 60 year old sluts who built a career being hot…you know objectified and happy for it because it made all her dreams come true…all before the woke and cancel culture started telling men that objectifying women is wrong…even though they are all addicted to porn…but for some reason that’s different…

So yeah, Liz Hurley exists because before she was 60 she was hot, and I guess you could argue that this bikini selfie proves she’s still hot, but in the event you don’t know how the internet or social media works, it’s all fake..

These girls you like are all catfishing you, without even talking to you, because there is tech to alter their images so they don’t need to steal the pics from actual hot chicks and build a lie…they can be themselves while being an altered version of themselves and no one ever knows cuz they never leave the fucking house and if they did they’d never be recognized…

The whole 50 year old women being hot concept is FAKE FUCKING NEWS…hey are old, their uteruses dried up, there’s nothing hot about a 50 year old..even when they pretend there is…but there is such thing as a hot pic of a 50 year old thanks to photoshop…and face fillers and all the other filters and nonsense that goes on..

So Liz Hurley either built an archive of 1000s of pics, that iphone ain’t the most recent one, is it the iphone 1? Nerds, investigate….

Or she got a full body transformation like Donna D’Errico, check out that 50 year old liar…it’s fucking weird…creepy even….

Or this is her trans son who looks like her…pretending to be her…

Either option, still jerk-off-able for her fans….

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2021

12

May

Janaina Dalla Rosa’s Nipple for TikTok of the DAy

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I don’t expect you to know who the fuck this Janaina chick is, but she’s got a TikTok like most people, because they don’t fear the Chinese takeover of your minds, even though they manufacture and profit off basically everything you buy, and own a huge chunk of your country’s land, and control some of your politicianns, because why would you fear China, they’re just communists with social credit score surveillance that basically documents every fucking citizen’s behavior using AI and cameras everywhere…why would they bother implementing that in an app that came out of nowhere and that got everyone subscribed and addicted to thanks to that SAME AI technology….it’d be racist to call them out…even if you’re like me and LOVE China and love CHinese women and know people who live in China who feel it’s much more FREE than being here…and it probably is…

Anyway, the whole point of this is that you don’t need to be famous to flash your tit on tiktok…and that’s what our girl Janaina who you can follow on INSTAGRAM did….

It’s not quite a “not all heroes wear capes” moment in time, but I’d rather see a nipple than not…so good use of the app Janaina..

Unlike most TikTok users showing their tits on the internet, she’s not a 15 year old high school girl who used her sister’s ID to launch an OnlyFans…but rather 28…

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2021

12

May

Sophie Mudd in her Big Titty Fitness Videos of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is the big titty instagram model who got a big following because of her tits…who lapsed and stopped pushing her tits…even though her entire follower were there for the tits…but I guess people don’t like to admit things to themselves…like that they are only about their tits…but then at the top of the pandemic, probably realized “I can make money with these tits”…and she launched a premium content site for you to pay to see her tits…cuz I guess all sluts, are sluts…

Life less…all sluts are sluts…

Point being..You may not know this about dudes, or people in general, but we seem to fucking LOVE tits as a species…I figure it’s probably coded into our brains because as babies, we know to latch onto a tit for survival…in what would otherwise be seen as molestation and I don’t know about you…but I am eagerly waiting for the woke to cancel breast feeding because it connects child and mother and is creepy when you’re a woke….or when you forget that tits serve any purpose beyond being tits…

Even though, the girls selling nudes while crying free the nipple because it’s art or natural…you know desexualize tits so I can post my tits on instagram to get people into buying my tits on OnlyFans…because tits aren’t sexual…until they’re sexual…I don’t fucking understand the logic…everything about tits has been made sexual…because they are sexual even though they push the de-sexualizing of tits…while also selling pics of their tits to perverts…they are a confused bunch…there for the money…

Anyway, the influencer who we’ll assume is a fake clout chaser now that her only influencing is converting nudes…did a workout, to pretend she’s more than just a sex worker for dudes to jack off to like she’s a piece of meat…she also works out…with her tits…

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2021

12

May

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Like any self respecting man from a pre-internet era, I have stolen my fair share of dirty panties from the laundry room in various apartment buildings and laundromats to wear as a mask during masturbation you know not needing a pandemic to mask up, just needing a perversion to mask up…

Along with making me as good of an STD sniffer as a trained drug hound at the airport, not that they know what STDs smell like, but I figure if they can sniff out a gram of cocaine, they probably could easily be trained….not that they’re needed…the world has me…the expert…give me the glory I deserve in this specialized carer that took years to master…thanks to them not teaching it in schools because the education system is a fucking hackjob to keep us dumber….why I didn’t learn important life skills like STD sniffing is a fucking crime…but at least it didn’t stop me or get in the way of me following my passion….

Anyway, despite sniffing stained panties for years, I still find the out of context discharge pics that I assume are more about being hot and bothered and turned on, I mean society is a bunch of chronic masturbators…everyone just cumming all day instead of doing other things…I get it…I’ve been that degenerate long enough to remember it not being mainstream and frowned upon….but now the mainstream is more hardcore than me…this site G-Rated…yet all I get unhappy porn advertisers…

So yeah, I assume these are hot and bothered wet cunt, but could just be yeast infection cunt, and that makes the wet spots less hot than when you find them after a real life scavenger hunt….you know since real life is better…but internet life makes this kind of shit more accessible with less effort for the lazy hermits…so even if the reward isn’t as great, the process or journey not as magical, you’ve got an endless supply of pics of EVERYTHING and Anything you need…so why not just settle…

That said…WET SPOTS…