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2021

16

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Full Back Panties are not THONGS….but that doesn’t mean they aren’t equal to THONGS…in hotness at least provided the girl in the panties looks good…

I never subscribed to thongs being hotter than panties, in part because the thong tail is usually crusted up and biohazard material…you know cuz it barely covers a fucking asshole….and is just there as a drip pan for the cunt…

But yeah, dudes are followers and think “ewww granny panties”…because they have no minds of their own…but In the event you haven’t been on the internet, where they are screaming equality all day, when no one ever argued equality…but they like to think that we did…because that’s the agenda…pieces of shit, remain pieces of shit…oftentimes stuck on the thong…while hot asses remain hot asses which makes those pieces of shit irrelevant, you know turn a blind eye on those…

SO what matters is reclaiming GRANNY PANTIES….being empowered…and here that is.

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2021

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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If I had one tip of advice for you, use the internet for its sole purpose….to look at titties…because all these conversations hitting us at every angle about nonsense that doesn’t effect or affect or I-Fect or INFECT our daily lives is just a fucking downer…

Think about your failures, like not getting into Bitcoin to buy drugs and guns on the dark web…..10 years ago….

Think about not not getting into the sex toy business now that girls everywhere show off their dildos like they are new cars, jewelery, designer purses…

Think about all the app ideas you had that others have done and left you with nothing..

You know, if you’re going to hate yourself or be angry, it might well be over your own mistakes, not other bullshit you’re not involved in and can’t control…

You could have VERY easily become a bitcoin millionaire, a dot com millionaire, and instagram brand sex toy millionaire…but instead you are you…and I am me…and together we suck dick together but not actual dick we’re not that woke.

Even if they want you watching porn, otherwise it would be illegal…you know keep you dumb with your dick in your hand…at least it’s more fun that all that angry shit…unless you’re into angry porn in which case…fuck off.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Iris Law is Now a TikToker
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IG Model Ashley Kolfage Goes Golfing in a Mesh Top and Short Skirt
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Amazing Topless Model in Boots!
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When Caught Eating Gross
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Miley Doing Good For Gucci
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Laci Kay Somers is In Her Own Lane
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Model Dagmara for Obsessive Lingerie!
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The Home Alone Baby
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Interesting Moving Truck
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Olivia Munn’s Selfies!
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Renee Murden in Lingerie
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Naked Eric Andre…
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Incredible Vertical Takeoff Of A Boeing 747
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Kyra Sedgwich shares hilarious story of being a Tom Cruise’s house in the 90’s
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Miranda Kerr and Katy Perry Share More than Just a Baby Daddy!
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Model Taylor Brumann Posing
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Benches Clear During Indians-White Sox Game After the Softest Push in the History of Baseball
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Kristin Cavallari Drops Her Exploration Summer Line
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Virtue Signaling Olympics
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20 Great Sexist Ads
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Dancing on the Choppr Cam
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Rally Racing For Diecast Cars!
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The Life of Trap Jaw Ants
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Michael Cera and Amy Schumer doing Hulu Comedy Series together
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Nicole Scherzinger Does Latex Plaid!
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Nude Model Pixie!
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Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez Have Called it Quits
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His Girlfriend Has ‘Transitioned’ To Male And Now He Says He Feels Trapped In The Relationship
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Girls Getting Rid of a Rat
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Showering After Horror Movie Meme
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Stationary Glider
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Guy Boards The Wrong Uber Pool!
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Buzzy is coming back to Jeopardy!
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Saints TE Nick Vannett Popped the Question to His Beauty Queen Girlfriend
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Dude on the Jet Pack
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Bear Enters A House In Pasadena, Two Tiny Terriers Chase It Out!
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Norway’s Cruise Ship Tunnel Plan
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Johnny Manziel Sent Darren Rovell an Autographed Helmet With a Special Two Word Message
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Three Of The Baddest SUVs Go Head To Head!
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Luka Doncic Pulls Ridiculous Shot Out of His Ass to Beat the Grizzlies
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The 7 Worst Natural Disasters in History
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MASKHOLE
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Dog Jumps Right Into the Tub After a Walk
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Razor Sharp Reflexes Of Father Saves Child From Out Of Control Car!
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Hailey Bieber Gets Beauty!
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Justin Turner Destroyed a Fan’s Nachos With a Home Run Blast
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Taking Pictures in VR….
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Rob McElhenney is jacked
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Kate Hudson and Miranda Kerr Being Rich Washed Up Trash
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Jane Levy Topless Shoot…Kinda
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Young Stepmom Amelia Hamlin
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Miley Cyrus Gets her Wine On
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Chanel Jeffries in a Sweatsuit
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Megan Fox on the Streets
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Sara Sampaio Lingerie Catalog Pics
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Georgia Fowler’s Bikini Shoot
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Olivia Culpo in a Boat in a Bikini Top
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Natasha Lyonne is Scary on Set
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Joy Corrigan at a Photoshoot
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Big Girl Kesha
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Emrata in a Skirt on Set
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Eiza Gonazelez in a Photoshoot
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Barbara Palvin Catalog Lingerie Shoot
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Melissa Benoist on Set
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Pregnant Halsey Eats
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From stepSMUT!!

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It’s Raining Up in Here
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50 People Having Shitty Days
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Solo Sesh with a BBW
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Worst Banana Smoothie
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Hot Girl in Black Thigh Highs
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Sex Move Of the Day – Pit Fucker…
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She’s Good Enough
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Public Masturbator Wants to be Caught
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Pink Dildo Pee
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EMS FUck
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First Pussy Magnet….
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Lots of Equipment
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Intentionally Caught Jerking Off
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Panties Around her Ankles for the Dildo Ride…
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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It’s The Dildo Show
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Tinder Fuck
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Spring Cleaning with the Toilet Brush
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Pool Threesome
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First Time Scissor
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4 Hot Amateurs
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The Ball Drop
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Busty Cam Girls with Dildo
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Easter Bunny Still hard at Work
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Richie Re in See Through Lingerie
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Butt Plug Squats
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2021

15

Apr

Madison Beer in the Right Shorts of the Day

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Madison Beer may be some weird creation of the internet or social media or youtube who made the real deal youtube money early on in the youtube money game…that was able to leverage that to the mainstream securing what I would imagine was a huge deal with a record deal that required very little work since she only released her first song, or maybe it was an album this year…she’s been chilling like a youtuber with a lot of money…basically being a socialite since singing her record deal…years ago…becoming paparazzi fodder cuz she has a hot body…

So, I have never heard her sing, I have never seen her youtube, I am here for the tits….and I guess these shorts…

I mean I say it all the time, but the pussy hugging, frontal wedgie, tight pants and shorts being jacked into cunt, is probably one of the hottest things happening in fashion out there, at least for me, because I like looking at pussy…and these shorts are GOOD….so scam or not, everyone’s a scam…at least I can stare at her pussy in shorts…which is really what life should be about, rather than all the other noise and drama that goes on out there…

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2021

15

Apr

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The thong may be a huge scam by the corporate shills that were trying to figure out ways to make more money and came up with “If we shame women for their granny panties, they’ll collective burn them and buy all new thongs, we just need them to think thongs are hot and granny panties are not”…..they succeeded…I am sure a billion dollar in thongs were sold per month since they made that move…but despite it’s flimsy design…the granny panty with the granny panty part cut out….it comes with an added feature…a bonus feature…a window into the soul of the women in the thong…because shit doesn’t cover their assholes…it’s just sort of grazes their asshole….allowing girls to show you their asshole..while pretending it’s a thong…BONUS FEATURE….

Which is why, I like doing these ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG POSTS weekly…so many girls in thongs showing you their asshole like they are showing you their thong…

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2021

15

Apr

Bella Thorne Ass of the Day

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After seeing the condition of Bella Thorne’s Belly Button earlier in the week, which was terrifying, I’d link it but I am too lazy, it’s not like anyone reads this shit, but trust me, there was a white crust in the bella belly button that was either dried cum, fungus, mold, or just some dip that dried up in her..and regardless of what it was..it was vile….

So after seeing her belly button crust, her asshole is a scary thought….but I still like that this Disney Kid, who I am convinced still works for Disney and this is just part of the rebrand….like I think Miley still works for Disney and was part of the rebrand…they invested too much, own too much, it’d be easy to pretend their whole half naked, only fans shit is their own rebellion, but as puppets of an industry, it’s easier to believe that they are doing what they are told to stay relevant and relatable to the audience to keep their influence….

I’ve seen enough of these Disney kids transition to sexual beings, and it’s all pretty contrived and works like clockwork, meaning when they turn 17, they bust out bikinis and slutty workouts, at 18 they get naked…and keep getting naked in various degrees….where Bella Thorne is just more extreme but her OnlyFans is really just a tactic, since she’s not out there dildo-ing herself on it…cuz she doesn’t want to be kicked out of the mainstream….

MANIPULATION….but here’s her ass. Keeping celebrity and influencers a hybrid weirdness…

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2021

15

Apr

Isabella Fonte Lingerie in Alligator Alley of the Day

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Isabella Fonte is some TikTok girl who reminds me of the daughter of mobster in Long Island or some shit, but more importantly, she reminds me that not all that happens on TikTok is terrible, because this one is a professionally trained dancer, she does Ballet, and she gets half naked, and together she does ballet half naked….

I don’t know what this shoot is, but the boots in lingerie is amazing enough for me….sure seeing her wrap her legs around her neck in flexibility TikTok challenges is good, and is also what she does to get those followers and to make that internet money….but the weird corset and what could be sheer panties, cuz shit looks like you can see full pussy, is also good.

This is the kind of influencer or tiktoker we need, cuz she actually KNOWS how to dance and get half naked, rather than those other girls who just know how to get half naked….she wins.

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2021

15

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty…DROP!

It’s like MIC DROP…but less fucking queer because it’s the right kind of viral trend to bring into your day to day life because it involves tits..

Where MIC DROPs are just a billboard or neon sign with an arrow pointed at some asshole who thinks he’s made a great point and drops the mic to show how confident he is in that point to which I would argue if they were so confident in what they said, why they gotta use PUPPET fucking SHEEP things like MIC DROPS to close their argument…

I am anti-MIC DROPS….by idiots of the internet.

I am into TITTY drops…by babes of the internet even when they aren’t actual babes…they are still tits…

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2021

15

Apr

Allie Marie Evans Nude on the Toilet of the Day

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Allie Marie Evans is apparently one of the people on Euphoria, not the trans, the fat, the latin, but the one who was only in one episode and probably had a very limited talking role, but what the fuck do I know…this is the first time I’ve seen her name an I just assumed she was Robert Evans’ granddaughter – RIP…. I read his biography a long time ago and when I see a new name I just assume they have famous ancestors….

I gues going for Robert Evans was the RACIST thing to do because I am assuming she’s WHITE….when she could very well be Faith Evans’ relative too….it’s a modern world people, stop jumping to conclusions…

I actually don’t give a fuck about this shoot, but she’s naked and taking a shit, even thought girls don’t shit…at least not in my world….so seeing them on the toilet means “having unwanted baby at prom”….it’s a hotter concept than feces…

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2021

15

Apr

Halle Berry No Panties of the Day

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Halle Berry is 54, and unlike other 54 year old women, she’s not wearing her absorbent pad or adult diaper to collect all her piss now that he menopause has made her bladder give out and her pelvic floor muscles or lack of them have made her pussy give out…but instead she’s more of a free dripper…you know just get on that skirt and let it drip down your leg like you’re still primal…or an untouched tribe in the Amazon that doesn’t have the luxury of adult diapers…

Halle Berry, unlike J.Lo, is actually hot at 54, which almost pains me to say because I know hormonally she’s a dude….but at least she was born with a pussy.

She’s presented as a beacon of hope to black kids, someone to look up to cuz she won an Oscar, but she’s also white….at least white enough for racist Hollywood to let her in and give her starring roles making her rich as shit with her hot set of tits I still remember from her nude movies.

I still appreciate Halle Berry, because despite popular belief, we’re not all racist…if a bitch is hot, she’s hot, the level of tan is irrelevant no matter what Hilary Clinton and CNN initiatives try to tell you.

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2021

15

Apr

Phoebe Combes 5th Element of the Day

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Phoebe Combes is some Australian model who isn’t even that popular or even that hot, but she’s skinny and does bikini content, which is why I post her pics…why not give some attention to a girl with a hot body who gets half naked on social media…it’s basically the whole point of the internet besides tracking us and driving outrage and hate…and it’s far more fun than either of those things…so HOT CHICKS it is…even when they aren’t even that hot…

This is some Fifth Element Mila Jovovich costume that brings back memories of getting my dick sucked in a drive-in theater BEFORE COVID forced Drive-Ins to have a comeback, back when Drive-Ins were the cheap as shit way to get your dick sucked at a movie…

I remember how popular that made Mila Jovovich and I remember girls of the era dying their hair stupid colors and dressing like they were from the future…raver club girl shit but for it to still be happening in Australia all these years later….I have to assume it was just released there because before globalization…different countries got different movies at different times and the world wasn’t the same collective asshole exposed to the same collective propaganda…and I miss those times….

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