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2021

05

Apr

Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

Ali Larter Bikini

I call this post….the day the Whipped Cream Bikini died…

For those of you who don’t know Ali Larter, her claim to fame, and arguably the only thing she’s ever done that I know of was playing the Whipped Cream Bikini girl in Friday Night Lights the movie…no wait it was called Varsity Blues…it was the 90s how the fuck am I supposed to remember this shit…I just know she’s in her mid to late 40s and looks it…

The most interesting thing about her, which I actually think is pretty relevant today, but at the time I had no idea about, but yeah, Esquire Magazine created a fake celebrity called Allegra Coleman, played by Ali Larter, to troll the world while mocking celebrity gossip, saying she was David Schwimmer’s girlfriend, that Tarantino dumped Mira Sorivino for her, and how Woody Allen, the pervert of perverts, wrote her into his movie with a starring role…pretty fucking genius in a time when google didn’t exist…I LOVE trolls and that’s a good troll…

I guess I shouldn’t hate on older women for being older, especially in this MUPPET era of women with jacked up faces, it’s almost nice to see someone aging as naturally as she can being in Hollywood….

I was talking to my neighbor when a hot white haired lady walked by and I made some comment to him about how pretty she was despite being old…not to mention being old could be a good thing if you’re into fisting asses….they have more flexibility in their anuses after years of use…definitely a perk to some…and he was DISGUSTED by me suggesting a white haired woman was hot…as his cut off age for women is 35…..

So I’m not really an old lady hater, I just don’t like being reminded of how old I am by the hot chicks of my era looking like moms of my era….but I guess I’m old as shit too….and this Ali Larter bikini pic has taught me something about myself I probably would prefer to ignore…..THE END IS NEAR.

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2021

05

Apr

Addison Rae Pussy Print for TikTok of the Day

Addison Rae is what I would call a fucking scam…but that the rest of the world will call the most popular girl on TikTok….who gets paid something like 12-20 million dollars a year for her dumb fucking dances…and thanks to being the top player on TikTok, now has some music deal, since you don’t need actual singing skills to make music, it’s all computerized bullshit, so now a pop star…

Whether I think TikTok is fucking dumb, the reality is that society is dumb, so if you can be the queen of the dumb who makes 20 million a year doing bad 10 second trending viral dances barely well, since she’s not a trained dancer…you might as well do it…no matter how idiotic it is….

I guess she’s out here trying to get fit, you know she needs a body to sexualize herself properly on TikTok, because you know know she needs to next level this, or at least do everything she can to not be overthrown by another TikTok idiot….and we might as well look at her pussy in bike shorts, you know she’s paid enough for OUR views, we deserve it…






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2021

05

Apr

Phoebe Combes Wet Bikini of the Day

We don’t know who Phoebe Combes is….but we post her…so here she is….

That said, she’s a 21 year old model from Australia who is producing some outdoor shower erotica that is substantially better than watching the fat family in Florida all sunburnt washing off their fat asses after a day at the beach as they do…

Her bikini is skimpy, her body is tight and you can see her vagina….because if you want to get noticed and not come across as shameless attention seeker…you try gotta keep the bikini on….and if you keep the bikini on, you might as well pose like you’re staring in some beach shower porno…all dramatic with the sex face on…

So we may not know who Phoebe Combes but we’re watching her outdoor shower and it’s a reminder that getting that pesky sand out of your vagina through public showers is the best way to spend the day at the beach.


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2021

05

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Shaved of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Dress

Rowan Blanchard is the Disney Kid you probably never heard of, who turned 18 and had to go into exile, for the rebrand, as they do….it’s the RUMSPRINGA for Disney Kids, where they basically decide to take one of their highly trained Disney operatives from the Disney School of entertainment, and attempt to make them seem real, authentic, relateable to the generation of kids, so that they don’t lose all the work they’ve done to create that fan base…it’s all pretty calculated but no one notices because that’s the fucking point…it’s supposed to be seamless but if you thinK Miley, Bella Thorne, even Lohan before them are strategizing to follow their true selves, when they’ve been “yes men” their entire life to get to the celebrity level they are at…you know people who take DIRECTION by DIRECTORS, PRODUCERS and AGENTS…aren’t these rebellious nut jobs…then there’s the fact that Disney is a multi billion dollar company who can afford a team of 10 people to track what’s trending on social media to integrate their own…

Anyway, the voice of social media is sexual, so the stars they produce need to be sexual, and despite being sexual, they all still get mainstream work, ideally more often than not, because that’s the whole point of the social media nudes…it’s to win the fans over so they watch the bullshit they are in…

So Rowan, the weird boy looking girl from Girl Meets World….now lives in Brooklyn taking hipster nudes, while not filming some Netflix series she’s on, even though if she was a real Brooklyn girl taking hipster nudes, Neftlis wouldn’t cast her cuz they don’t want porn in their feed…

It’s like how Kim K was a puppet to the industry, creates a sex tape, gets a TV show, is now a billionaire….

When other people do sex tapes and get blacklisted, banned, deleted off social and flagged PORN STAR.

The industry is selective and they OWN our minds….

That said, Rowan the hipster nude, has shaved her cunt and armpits…back to bald…like back to black…RIP AMY WINEHOUSE.

Rowan Blanchard

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2021

05

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Their milkshakes may not bring all the boys to the yard, they may instead terrify anyone who doesn’t like the whole breeding thing, which I realize is a fetish amongst the millennials of reddit, because cumming in a bitch gives them a sense of being connected, despite being self involved narcissists only interested in their damn self…..but breeding as a concept is nothing fun or exciting and anyone actually into that is a fucking weirdo….

I get that we are coded or wired to breed, but I have a hard time believing anyone ACTUALLY wants to breed….that they want themselves or their wives to have a fucking alien growing inside them like a horrible sci/fi movie…only to never look at the wife the same way again after that alien crawls out of her vagina in the most horrific way…only to have her tits swell up with milk..potentially the only upside to the whole thing….”NEW TITS”…even if the new tits are on the old model….when you should be our sourcing new pussy now that this pussy has a kid to take care of…even if it is your kid.

I figure these ladies who lactate want to feel empowered, free, feminist, moms….and in trying to feel that way…they produce lactation porn for the lactation fetishists since lactating is really their only marketable skill now that the rest of them is basically fucking ruined…

So here it is….LACTATION to celebrate new life…on this Monday of a new week.

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2021

05

Apr

Donut Karen’s Got an Ass On Her…..and Other Videos of the Day

Roller Blader Slammed By Car Door

Flaw in New Road Design

You Gotta Agree with this Pastor on Easter

Bus Loses It’s Behind

Hit and Run

Lazy Man

Off Duty Grandma

Street Performer…

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2021

05

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

First…I’ve been getting complaints the site is redirecting to some spammy bullshit sites….I had the site scanned and they say it’s not redirecting…but if it is redirecting for you….let me know, it’s probably one of the two bootleg ad companies I am forced to use because this site is seen as a porn site….I’m just here trying to pay for the server man…but probably won’t be for long….like Christ I will be crucified by the system…only I won’t be resurrected or rich enough to sit on a beach thinking “those days updating a side, how dumb that was”…..

Second….I was sent this video and I like to think that this kind of person has always existed, they’re just militant and eager for attention that they get more shine now….and that the general public thinks they are fucking nut jobs, like they did 20 years ago at the vegan club at local colleges…that smelled musky, like park, and earthy, like periods before period cups were invented….

Third, will society slowly start finding God again? Will spirituality and wholesomeness make a comeback so that the degens like me can go back to “thriving” because society as a whole isn’t as degenerate as us….it’s pretty hard out here for a pervert when everyone is more perverted, exhibitionists, and mainstream about it….not getting deleted off social media…leaving the original internet perverted backed into a corner forgotten…exiled..

I like to think all the fat chicks, the losers, the lazy, the uglies, the retarded, the feminists, the blue haired activists, the genderless who make a whole storyline around themselves to seem more interesting while not being more interesting who are out there getting naked on the internet for attention and money….are going to turn the hot chicks off getting naked on the internet…making it a fat girl thing appropriated by the fat girls…so that we can go back to wanting to see hot chicks naked, but not ever getting the chance to see hot girls naked, because they are hot and don’t need to get naked on the internet, so when they do….we get excited…

I figure everything is cyclical, all the hot chicks will stop getting naked on the internet and realize it’s boring, played out, or something lazy ugly fat loser girls do, something for the lame and desperate and not for the hot and sophisticated…so we’ll be back to hot chicks not being naked on the internet..

I know, you’d think I want hot chicks naked on the internet…but they are being outnumbered by the uglies who want that hot chick energy and attention…and I figure that will make hot chicks want nothing to do with it….because they’ll feel above those easy tactics and try harder…but then I realize everyone is lazy and the perversion and exhibitionism will continue….even though modest is the hottest and scarcity in hot girl nudes makes hot girls hotter..

Remember, Jenna Jameson at the top of her career only shot 6 pornos a year, now girls are being banged out three times a day…everyday….

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Topless Model Being Hot at the Beach
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Psycho’s Jumping Out of the Plane
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Mario Bros Game from 1986 – Sells for 660k
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The Bigger they Are the Harder they Fall
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Stupid Guy on a Bike
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1934 Assassination Clip of King Alexander
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Pug on a Swing.
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2021

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I should post slutty easter selfies from all the sluts of the internet, but I was not prepareed….instead I saw a meme posted by someone who wasn’t white for the record, since the mainstream wants to label and segregate all races into their own designated pile like it was racism, but with a new spin….so it’s not?!

But yeah the meme is “there is no cisgender, white, hetero, male, patriarchal, able-bodied, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic group waking up trying to keep YOU DOWN”…basically YOU are keeping your damn self down…as you find self-created, self directed, self imposed outrage and offence while creating new labels to justify your life choices…

It’s like every girl blaming the Generation before them for not having job opportunities, or blaming the patriarchy for being forced onto Only Fans, when we all know you rely on the patriarchy to PAY for your Only Fans and that you do Only Fans cuz you make stupid money and all you have to do is post pics of your asshole….not cuz you are repressed…but because you don’t like working, but you do like stupid money, and you take nudes anyway cuz you’re a pervert exhibitionist fuck….

What I am saying is that you’re all a bunch of whiners….and I get emails, comments, take down requests by girls who think I’m this horrible predator for reposting their public nudes….when they are posting public nudes…like who do they think their fucking audience is you dumb fucks…

That’s just it…they are dumb fucks….

That’s why you gotta TURN OFF THE NET…nothing these people say is even real, it’s all flimsy bullshit lies they tell themselves, because they are zero self aware idiots…and when you’re offline you realize that people aren’t as big of asshole whiners as they are on social media and if they are…you can punch them in the face…it’s a better solution than rationalizing with a crazy person….

That said, this weekend you should work on a new virtual Magic Trick to impress your family they don’t want you seeing on the most holy of holidays…the Jesus Zombie Weekend….I call it BITCOIN behind the ear…..and I’d like you to try it on me…by sending me bitcoin….

Don’t save it for your DIGITAL ART for your digital avatar on some NFT scam bullshit….even if you choose that VITUAL LIFE…because we aren’t real anymore…

GIVE IT TO ME….because otherwise I’m going to be forced into my yearly tradition of easter egg hunts in my wife’s massive asshole…she puts the eggs in and this motherfucker has to fish them out…it’s a lot like watching them inseminate cattle at the ranch…but smells far worse….

MERRY FUCKING EASTER and to ALL A GOOD NIGHT…

Vanessa Hudgens Humps the Floor in Workout
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Jessie James Decker is Pushing Her Merchandise by Dancing Around in Her Underwear
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Bee Filled Car
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Bella Thorne in her New Music Video!
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Lisa Ann Celebrated Opening Day as Only She Can
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Lily Easton May be My New Favorite Model
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Girl Shows Off Weird talent
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Iggy Azalea’s Humping at the Store in New Video
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Model Hannah Palmer With a Valuable SPF Reminder
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Model Frida Aasen in a Wig and Not Much Else in her Photoshoot.
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Rita Ora in a Cute Black Satiny Outfit
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Crazy Person Ride
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Hailey Bieber Applies Lip Gloss
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Dustin Poirier Has Signed His Contract to Fight Conor McGregor for a Third Time
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Car Hits Biker…
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The Gay Best Friend: How it became a stereotype !!
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Stupid Tourist Almost Gets Killed By Airplane For The Perfect Shot!
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Dr Phil’s Bhad Bhadie Turns 18, Makes 1,000,000 on Only Fans in 6 Hours. LOL
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Weird Dog Sled
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Jenna Dewan in a Skimpy Top!
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This Guy Taught Birds To Trade Trash For Food!
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Guy Claps like a Boss
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Regé-Jean Page wont be back for Season 2 Of ‘Bridgerton’
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Walking Dead’s Jeffrey Dean Morgan does ‘Hot Ones’
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91-Year-Old Cop Still Works, Has No Desire To Retire!
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Demi Lovato Reenacts her Overdose in New Video – WEIRD
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Dog Wants Attention
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Johnny Manziel to Play in a Flag Football Game at Texas A&M
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Compilation Of The Best PBA Bowling Trick Shots!
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Naya Rivera Will Posthumously Voice Catwoman
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Looking Into How The Toothpick Is Made!
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Man VS Foam
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Browns Fan Pranks His Kids by Telling Them Baker Mayfield Was Traded to the Steelers
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This 54 Year Old Man Can Hold His Breath For A Whopping 24 Minutes!
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Virginia School Bus Has A Deer Crash Into It
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Life at Sea
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MMA Fighter Gets His Finger Kicked Off of His Hand
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Henry Cavil In Awkward Situations After Being Objectified
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‘Alias’ Star Michael Vartan Selling LA charmer
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Bowling Hero
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A’s Fans Really Enjoyed Watching Carlos Correa Get Hit With a Pitch
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Billy Joel Talks About The Story Behind The Lyrics For “Piano Man”
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Rebel Wilson’s show accused of animal abuse
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Truck Stuck On Train Tracks Gets Hit By A Train
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Sharon Stone Looks Amazing in L’Officiel!
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The Best Jeans to Ever Grace a Hot Photoshoot
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Jena Sims and Brooks Koepka are Engaged
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Full Cheeked Squirrel
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The Top 5 Sexiest Scottish Actresses Nude!
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Scene from Victorious Without the Laugh Track….
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Lottie Moss in Panties on a Car
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Sofia Vergara’s ex Nick Loeb lost his final appeal in his fight over frozen embryos
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Jessica Bartlett Lingerie Shoot!
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RHOSLC star Jen Shah pleads not guilty to fraud
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Maddie Ziegler in a Skimpy Skirt
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Someone named Sarah Jones in Bare Magazine
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People’s Most Beautiful People
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Candice Swanepoel See Through
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Jessica McNamee’s Cleavage
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Dianna Agron Tit Slip
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Hayley Orrantia in some Magazine
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Hayley Orrantia in ANOTHER magazne
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Sharon Stone Tits Be Big in a Magazine
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Sharna Burgess Legs
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Rumer Willis Leggings and Cameltoe Not a Dick
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Kaia Gerber’s Little Ass in Leggings
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Natalie Portman in SHorts…
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Robin Holzken for Victoria’s Secret
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Nude in the Movies
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The Fucking WORST of Only Fans…Holy SHit
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19 People having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Slutty Yoga Bitches..
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Holy Peers’ Hottest Pics
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Gamer Things…
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Modern and Woke Easter Chocolate
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Scumbag of the Week
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Singlets….Tits
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Lesbians!
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Nerdy Girl With the Glasses On and the Dildo In
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Happy Easter!
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Girl Gives a Tour of her Body
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Naked Tiffany Tatum
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Pink Dildo Ride
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Hot Reddit Amateurs
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Threesome!
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Fishnet Friday Dildo Fuck
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They Call This a Hot Titty Tinder Hook-Up
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Messy Mirror
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Nerd Gets Fucked by Babe…
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Squirts Up
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Her First Sex Tape
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Creepy Comic Book Nerd Dildo
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Fullback Panty Friday Dick Suck
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Girl Naked Gym Workout
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Squirt in the Grey Pyjamas
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2021

02

Apr

Dianna Agron’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Since it is Easter, the Resurrection of Christ, the most important day in Christianity because it proved that Jesus was the Son of God…I’ve decided to post this nip slip at an event…featuring Dainna Agron…because in this era of having seen everyone’s tits on social media…thanks to them all being self promoting sluts….the casual tit falling out in public JUST doesn’t happen anymore….but it did…with Dianna Agron…who I don’t fucking know…and I’ll resurrect the importance of the celebrity nip slip on this holiest of days…because it is an important part of pop culture history….the nip slip….when nipples weren’t readily available..especially not celebrity nipple…because celebrities thought they were too good to show nipple shamlessly like a bitch on the internet TRYING to get famous…but all that’s blurred now…so take this in….

I still don’t know who Dianna Agron is, but she seems like she’s celebrity enough to celebrate a new nip slip like it was an old nip slip….because you have your religious figures…not really considering the world is a bunch of godless heathens…and I have mine…and mine involves nip slips…hide them around the house and I’ll hunt them….

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2021

02

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

I guess ON/OFF isn’t an official game, there’s no real prize…in a girl showing what she looks like clothed versus naked…but I figure you don’t need a prize..especially not in these woke times where that would be seen as discriminatory against the people who didn’t win the contest…as we all need to be on level playing fields to be good humans…despite everyone trying to be cutthroat and basically willing to kill to win at life…they just pretend they aren’t…which I think is worse…

But that doesn’t mean that On/Off’s can be as fun as a game, you know…give girls a purpose, an idea of how to present themselves to the world….in the best way possible because when I see a girl in clothes I always think damn, I want to see her naked…and this speaks to that…if anything this should be part of the mandatory vaccine passport program they are launching…just a fucking notification on your phone when you pass by a chick that automatically sends you their On/Off from that day…it’s a billion dollar idea…let’s build it…

In the meantime, check out these on/off’s to get inspired for that big scale heavy lifting undertaking it will be to get every girl on board with on/offs….which is probably way easier than I think since it appears all women already like doing this kind of content….

Let’s go.

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