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2021

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I was just outside watching girls in tight pants that turned out to not be girls…but old ladies…because these women are bold, brave, brazen, I don’t fucking know, I’m not a thesaurus, I just know that the asses in those tight pants were misleading and the asses, although appearing to be round, were just made round from the pants, and the legs that were leading into the ass were just a pile of cellulite disgustingness….and I thought to myself “this tight pant thing is out of control”….but then I realized I could see their pussies from behind and figured…old or not that’s a vagina…

Point being…tight pants are everywhere….YOU CANNOT escape them and for the most part the girls uploading the tight pants are hotter than the girls in tight pants in your day to day so take it in…cuz it’s scary out there…

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2021

Apr

Caylee Cowan Cameltoe of the Day

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Caylee Cowan’s a new celebrity in training, whatever that means, I mean it’s not like it’s her instagram bio, it’s more my opinion of Hollywood and how it is set up for new talent to succeed, which involves networking through all the perverts before finding the right pervert to put you onto the world….

She’s in the gym rocking a gnarly cameltoe, and by gnarly, I means 90s surf Gnarly, which is a GOOD thing, not gnarly that means mangled and disgusting, because I am all for the tight pants jacked into vagina that you know girls are INTENTIONALLY doing….it’s a style thing…the BEST style thing….I do a weekly feature called PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAYS….check it out…

She’s currently in her big break, a Nic Cage movie that we hope brings her more movies, because she’s got Giant tits…and the good news is that she’s in a gym rocking a gnarly cameltoe…YES…we already went through this…but there’s more too it….because with big tits comes a sloppy body so big tits need to diet and exercise so the host body is at its tightest….so I encourage these positive lifestyle choices cuz I know a fit Caylee Cowan, or really a fit ANYONE is a better version of themselves….

Get those gains girl…

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2021

Apr

Here’s a Wait for It….and Other Videos of the Day

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Bouncing Manhole Cover in Denver

Drunk Neighbor

Biker Meets Car..

Corona Virus Victim Smokes a Cig

Nut Case and the Gators

Brick Delivery!

Golf Tricks

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2021

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of the most tragic things to happen in recent times is skinny girls feeling shamed for being skinny because fat girls are the loudest voice in the room, which is really nothing new, as fat girls they need to have humor, a voice, maybe an education to try to compel and charm people into NOT ignoring them for being fat….

So they’ve managed to normalize fat as a healthy option, they’ve tried to sexualize fat like it”s hot, so all the ass-less skinny girls out there are eating all the high calorie diet foods they can…we’re talking ENSURE for AIDS patients on pallative care to get that gunt and dumpy ass they are confusing for a body…

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS….most girls don’t actually subscribe to that, it’s just fake news in the social media stream, because I just watched three hot skinny girls run around the park and let me tell you something very importnat…>SKINNY GIRLS LIVE….SKINNY GIRL LIVES MATTER and together we must SHAME the FAT for TRYING to KILL our SKINNIES…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning….somewhere…I sleep in…probably cancer…SAD…miss me.

Vanessa Hudgens in the Bikini Spirit
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Baby Momma Natalie Halcro in a Tight Dress
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Julia Slip – Nude Model at her Desk!
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Man’s Leg Vs Literally All The Leeches Of The World!
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This Crane Truck Almost Got Away With Going Under The 11foot8+8 Bridge!
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How An Assassin’s Teapot Works!
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Post Malone Singing Country and is Amazing.
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Father of 40 Children Gets Reprimanded By The Judge!
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Aaron Rodgers Did a Jeopardy Day 1 Recap With Shailene Woodley on Instagram Live
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‘Scumbag Steve’ Talks About How He Embraced His Meme!
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Sounds Of Lava Flowing
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Planes With “Chief Wahoo Did Your Mom” Banners Flew Over Cleveland During Indians Opening Day
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Good thing no one reads this site….so they don’t hear me when I say don’t trust the internet and turn off the internet because it is just the internet….because if they did read the site they’d ignore my advice to turn off the internet because they’d want to come back for my witty and genius banter, if you think witty and genius is two half retard squirrels playing with themselves, which is basically the rating I’d give this site on yelp….

But if you did turn off the internet, or at least ignore it and remember everything on it is bullshit….COVID wouldn’t exist, election bullshit wouldn’t have made you pick a side, racism would go back to what it was before…which I don’t think was that racist…it seems like most people get along as we all live the same shit lives under the same shit pretences….and no one would care what gender, sexuality, fetish, etc you are…because no one cares about that shit…unless it’s in comments on the internet…so the weird would be forced to go back to being ignored…the beautiful, rich and famous would got back to being exclusive and not dancing desperately to get noticed amongst some viral bullshit local tiktokers….

So do what you did to this site by basically erasing it from the internet….and apply that energy to all other sites….the WORLD will thank you for it…you don’t need to have a HUGE impact or footprint to leave a legacy…it takes one person to make that change that starts change….

The internet is the devils work…and it’s crawling into your life more and more…all to track your every move…

I remember working at the pharmacy and a woman would wear a tin-foiled lined hat and a lead vest stolen from her dentist’s office….she was scared of EMF back in the late 80s….and cell phones were barely around….so people have seen this coming and now that it’s here…it’s best to ignore it by just turning off the internet…

Now click these links before you do…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Dua Lipa’s Skimpy Bikini Bottoms!
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Kourtney Kardashian Bikinis for Easter
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J.Lo is an Insane Skimpy Swimsuit
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Pearl Gonzalez Dressed Up as a Sexy Bunny for Easter
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Girl in Skirt Ruins Champagne
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Hipster Model Sarah Snyder on a Boat in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus is an American Woman
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Charlotte Flair Celebrates Her Birthday Without a Top
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How Celebs Spent Easter
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This is How they Transport High Voltage Powerline Poles
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Bella Thorne Gets Ready for her Wedding
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Sophie Wild’s has a Hot Instagram
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Invicta FC Fighter Yaya Rinco?n Took a Pole Dancing Class
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Naya Rivera – The Voice of Catwoman
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Will it Fit Optical Illuasion
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The Craziest Outfits Of Fashion – Including the Mono-Tit Dress!
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Gal Gadot in a Bathing Suit Reading a Scrip
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Model Hannah Palmer With a Valuable SPF Reminder in a Bikini!
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Mario Bros 1986 Game Sells for 660k
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Kitchen Fail
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Dianna Agron Nip Slip!
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Mean Easter Bunny Prank
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Michael Rapaport Cries About People Not Wanting to Play With His Dog and Calling Him Cupcake Over the Entire Kevin Durant Situation
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Alcohol Stunts
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Charli XCX Brings the TikTok Heat
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Nude Model Lila is Naked on the Roof
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This is the Record Breaking Chinese Language Youtube
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Model Kourtney Kellar Rocks Her New Cavs Gear Following Isaiah Hartenstein’s Trade to Cleveland
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Dog Steals Microphone From Reporter
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GoPro Strapped to a Turtle’s Back
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Guy on Bike Tries to Outrun Cops
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Buccaneers CB Carlton Davis Uses Anti-Asian Slur Then Blames the Media During His Apology
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Heidi Klum’s Hot April Fools Joke
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Topless Model Yana is On the Beach
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Peacocks are Feisty
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Crazy Pool Jumps
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Christen Harper Has Been Selected as One of the SI Swim Search 2021 Final 15
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Noah Cyrus and Demi Lovato Collab and Potentially are Dating
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Rare Footage of Marilyn Monroe Performing for Soldiers in Korea
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Pug on a Swing
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The Internet Thinks Former Raiders OL Bruce Campbell Got His Ass Kicked at Wal-Mart on Easter
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SAG Awards 2021 Winners
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The Dumbest Way to Transport a Cardboard Box
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Fisherman Hooks a Crocodile
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Tyreek Hill Responds to Being a Bad Tipper
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Chris Hemsworth on Why He’s Not a Serious Actor
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Jessica Simpson’s New Look is WILD
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Bizarre Scene in Milwaukee After an Umpire Takes a Ball to the Neck and a Trainer Collapses
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Tiffany and Debbie Gibson Together in Photo
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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GROW YOUR DICK!
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Vanessa Hudgens – Street Walking
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Sara Sampaio in Fitness Gear
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Ciara Bravo in a Photoshoot
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Emily Ratajkowski Looking Rough Getting Drunk with her Huge Tits
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Julianne Hough in a Braless Looking Orphan Outfit
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Eiza Gonzales Feeding her Man
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Hailey Bieber in Bike Shorts
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Ashley Benson has a Night Out
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Megan Fox Street Walking in a Crop Top
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Addison Rae in Pink Pants
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Tallia Storm in in a Bra and Panty Set…
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Kaia Gerber in his Skinny in Leggings..
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Bella Thorne Titties Out
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Madison Beer in a Photoshoot
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Dove Cameron in a Weird Photoshoot
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Phoebe Tonkin’s Ass in a Photoshoot
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Maggie Q in a Demin Dress thing
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Malin Akerman’s Muffin Top in Jeans
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Eiza Gonzalez in Leggings
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Bailee Madison in Bike Shorts
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From stepSMUT!!

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Naughty Bunny
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Phat Ass White Girl
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into the balloon… and back into the bladder… and back into the balloon…
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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A Bunch of Booty
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Insane Body on this One
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Dude’s New Sex Doll…
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Naked Girls in Selfies
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Why You need a Boat…TITTIES
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Maible is Naked in Bed
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Banana in a Milk Shake
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Girls in Sneakers
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Hands Up baby
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Boobs Flashed at Dinner
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Intense Squirt
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Irene is 100 Percent Babe
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Shower Door Dildo Rocker
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Dinner Date
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Lesbians Helping Friends
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10 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Her Name is Kara and this is her Pussy
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Small Ass Amateur Fuck
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Glasses Girl Looks Smart
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They Call this the Okinawa Handshake
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Danni in a Nude Shoot
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Amateur Birthday Fuck
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New Age Hippie Lesbians
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Fighting Fridays
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Little Squirts..
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Party Couple Taking a Naked Nap
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Girl Brings the Little Squirts
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In Case You Missed It – Easter Chocolate
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Naked Girls with Freckles
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Girl Getting it Done
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In Case You Missed it – The Worst of Only Fans
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Putri Cinta Has a Body
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Pierced Nips
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Another Easter Bunny!
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2021

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Water Aerobics Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens took her tits that I am sure are fake tits, just not sure on how new the tits are, since she was basically non existent for a bunch of years, only to use the pandemic to her advantage realizing how easy it is to game idiots or her fans, by playing the instagram influencer hustle, only with budget, celebrity and “talent” which I guess is arguable, but training for sure…

Anyway, she had a breakout year, a second coming of a career as people were able to sexualize her and here she is doing Easter right by producing some bunny fetish content for the heathens in this Godless world who forget that Easter is the holiest of Christian days and make it about slutty bunnies with their tits out…plus she’s doing aquafitness like a geriatric because at 30, I am sure she’s seen as a geriatric to some of her pervert fans who think she peaked at 18 on High School musical.

Ultimately, another Disney Kid brainwashing the fans to be relevant and PAID…and I’m okay with it because of tits…

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2021

Apr

Dove Cameron Sex Swing Toplessness of the Day

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Dove Cameron is someone I’ve only known about for a year or two maybe 3…and not because she’s actually named Chloe Celese Hosterman, only to have been rebranded as Dove Olivia Cameron, which any CULT LEADER will tell you is a solid way to separate the person from the person you need to be in the cult to succeed, because the alter ego basically takes the fuck over for her and does things that CHLOE CELESTE never would….

The CULT she’s a part of is one that has Mickey Mouse ears, which is probably why she’s got 41 million followers…she’s been working for them since 2006 or 2007 or some shit…

She’s now 25, cast as the Power Puff girl so she’s back into the mix…and in being back in the mix, she’s doing some topless shoots to remind people she’s around, she’s all grown up, and she’s ready to fuck, but her version of fucking is getting back into the pictures…

She does look like she’s had some muppet work done, but when that is what everyone looks like, you have no choice to dive into it, so you can look like them and be more relatable to them, even if none of these muppet faces look human…they are their own species…that may get triggered by 5G and the COVID vaccine to eat your soul or brain on some Zombie level, but I there’s been no evidence of the COVID vaccine interracting with face injections to make these people bigger zombies than their anti-depressants…at least not yet…but I’m over here hoping that they do because all these half naked muppet face zombies trying to eat my brain…may be the hottest experience of my life…fingers crossed.

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2021

Apr

Noah Cyrus Self Mutilating Her Nipples of the Day

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Noah Cyrus has younger sibling syndrome, where she’s never going to be quite as good as Miley, even if she is more talented, because Miley’s a huge fucking star. I think her last album hit 1 billion streams this weekend, which in the event you don’t know how to count, because you’re a helmet wearing retard thanks to either a head injury, stroke, or retardation, is a lot of fucking listens…that probably makes her richer than everyone….

But Noah Cyrus, as the young sibling, has a level of arrogance, entitlement, and support because you know her parents in all those jealous moments of her sister’s wins, that felt like her wins, but that weren’t her wins….meant she was coddled in her own way to not feel inadequate ….

So now she’s a celebrity of her own, one who surprisingly didn’t get cancelled for calling a black woman “Nappy Ass Ho”….which last I checked is something that would get most people fired….but most people aren’t CYRUS’.

I listened to her live performance the other day…in full….and it’s actually good, which I would say pains me to say, but really doesn’t because I have no problem liking shitty celebrities, shitty music, and shitty things…it’s part of being shitty….I don’t think I am above pop music, or popular things, even if I am generally disgusted by it…but yeah, seeing her perform live has made her whole ugly Miley edgy weirdness vibe far more appealing, tolerable, and validated…

So I support Noah Cyrus and that was before I saw this clip or gif of her getting her nipples pierced in the weirdest way…

I don’t know if this was posted to her instagram, but if it was, more reason to like Noah, even if you hate piercings, it’s a fucking nipple getting pierced and that’s FUN and the world needs more FUN..

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2021

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Whether you believe in COVID or not….the lockdown measures or not….the vaccine or not…we can all agree that the highlight of the pandemic has been these medical workers being marketed as frontline workers so that they realize they can monetize their nudes by taking nudes in their work clothes..at work..despite being in the midst of a pandemic that they claim is exhausting them, that they claim is killing their spirits, that is scaring them and their family as they go to work each day for their high enough paid job, thanks to their 2-3 year technical college training, not knowing if they’ll come home alive…or maybe knowing they’ll come home alive but there’s no marketability in that so instead tell the media what they want to hear about the struggles you feel…to rally the support of the people…so they feel guilty enough to subscribe to the only fans…

I am sure some of these nurses are only still nurses to get the shot they need to keep their Only Fans alive…as they know not being nurses will bite into their profits from preying on the niceness of perverts who think giving that 100 dollar tip to the naked nurse they jerk off to is the right thing to do as they risk their lives for him…

You see, most people subscribe to the nurses being the frontline workers, risking their lives….not many people think COVID is a scam that has a 99% survival rate…so they miss out on realizing that some people are TAKING advantage of COVID for their personal gain…but when it comes to getting naked, I’m all for that personal gain..

Now I prefer vintage nurse outfits to the new scrubs that look like they have every disease I don’t want smeared on them….but it’s still naughty nurses getting naked during COVID…so take it in as things get back to normal and no one has a nurse fetish anymore….while half these nurses buy their private jets with their Only Fans money….never to NURSE again….

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2021

Apr

Jojo Titty Bounce of the Day

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Do you remember when Jojo disappeared for a decade….I wonder what that was about…let me google it…

According to an unreliable source, her label refused to release music of hers because she was fat, so she starved herself until imploding…..doing drugs, partying, spending all that celebrity money, because there was a time she was super famous, I never found her hot when she was on the “jailbait” circuit of 18 year old Disney / Nickelodeon kid rebranding themselves…but she was actively working until nothing…

I guess her label dropped her and she could hit the internet off nostalgia, pull the newly huge tits, and make it fucking count….since internet is life and all this self produced shit is enough to get you paid…

She’s flashed these big tits at least once, she’s also done lingerie modeling for Rihanna…so here she is doing fitness in a sports bra to get them titty bounce…

This has been an informative post for all involved…admit it.

This is why I am not paid the big bucks.

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