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2021

26

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

You may not know this, but it’s true….after the vaccine passports are implemented in day to day life…society is going to integrate another ID card with a picture of you nude and a picture of you clothed…in the event they need to identify you…as the apocalypse is coming and they need ALL the data they can have on you….or maybe it’s just because on/off’s are amazing and the best way to appreciate a woman’s fashion sense / style….when you see her naked you know the blank easel she’s working with…and clothed….you see what she’s created…and for that reason alone, you artists out there, on/off should be mandatory….it will also increase productivity since knowing what a girl looks like naked makes looking at her clothed better….so you can imagine her naked…

Either, it’s an important initiative that they’ve already started collecting those samples with these test subjects….the future is now….

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2021

26

Mar

Rebecca Black Because it’s Friday of the Day

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It’s Friday….

The caption she posted with these pics is:

this one goes out to all the 🙂 deranged men 🙂 who stiiiillllll think it’s acceptable to catcall women on the street who are 🙂 simply minding their own business 🙂

Which I interpret as VICTIM BLAMING…at least that’s what these take no responsibility for themselves motherfuckers would call it if a rape was involved…they get so mad when you say that it takes two to get rape…or that her outfit was her asking for it….because they don’t like taking responsibility for themselves….you get the attention you put out there, you get treated the way you treat yourself, if you’re half naked outside, people are going to notice and potentially react and own it, or don’t do it, but STOP crying about it….

Unless I read her caption wrong, I am illiterate but it sounds sarcastic to me…but this is an era of take everything literal so maybe she is just minding her own business and OFFENDED by the cat call…so stop cheering her on at home….it’s offensive…you MEN…

So I find it a good dis to the “my eyes are up here” girls with their saran wrap tops at the grocery store….right…yes.

It’s Friday!

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2021

26

Mar

Lindsey Vonn in a Glamour Shoot of the Day

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Recently single Lindsey Vonn, the professional skier who is likely retired because she’s old, who is fit, with strong legs that can probably do some wonderful thing….she likes the whole “black on blonde” porn fetish since she only dates black guys and I’ll assume that they fuck her with more intensity than all you white fucks….but at least she’s not just hopping on the Black Lives Matter trend like all the other celebrities out there…which seems racist in and of itself….as they collect their friends of color or whatever diversity so they can feel better about themselves by singling out those people….I think it’s called using….or maybe pandering…. like you’d expect rich people to do when they invite a poor person to their dinner parties…only for the poor person to be asked all these offensive questions about life as a poor person by those who find the scenario unfathomable…if you know what I mean….Vonn’s been about Black Lives for years at this point…but this isn’t about that, it’s about her being in a photoshoot that reminds me of a Glamour Shoot of the past and for some reason I’m into it…even though I’m not into Lindsey Vonn…despite being from Canada and forced to be into skiing….and maple syrup….

All this to say…Looking good Vonn.

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2021

26

Mar

Julianne Hough’s a Naughty Mormon of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Julianne Hough dancing around in her underwear, but it probably is, she’s some Mormon dancer who sold her soul to the devil and was placed in Los Angeles to star in dance reality shows and branch out into other things…even though you were really destined to be a stripper or a mom of 25 with your sister wives…

From what I know about anyone raised in the church, or in a cult, or really raised anywhere, is that they are all fucking weirdos with deep rooted issues that are annoying….because that is human….but yeah, I have a feeling they made her fuck her brother….because they were always just a little too close, and I guess when you’ve fucked your brother, what’s the shame in basically doing anything sexual, you can’t really top that…making walking around in your panties on the internet barely a thing….but definitely not a mormon thing…which is convenient since any celebrity is a heathen….not that I care, but with this end of the world shit on its way, ya’ll should be repenting…or looking an ex mormon’s hot dance body in panties…both work fine.

Here’s some pics of the hot divorcee on the beach…

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2021

26

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties aren’t just for periods or herpes outbreaks…they are for magical weekends….because full back panties lives matter…full back panties are panties too….full back panties can look good….so don’t believe all the bullshit marketing they have shoved down your throat…we never cared that there were panty lines in your pants, we liked it…and trying to destroy that was a crime against humanity….so now that the granny panty is getting rebranded and women are choosing comfort…we can go back to celebrating full back panties like nature intended…instead of treating it like some dirty secret…that you are ashamed of….

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2021

26

Mar

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts are a pose.

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2021

26

Mar

Isabella Fonte Cameltoe of the Day

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TikTok may be insane…..it may be some terrifying spyware that tracks all you Americans….it knows what you are doing, it watches you through your camera, it reads your texts, it knows your location….it’s GOT you by the fucking balls…access to your photos and videos….all in preparation for the big Chinese takeover of America when America falls the fuck apart…or at the bare minimum archived to be used againset this younger generation when they are older and in political positions…you know LONG GAME that….all fully legal according to Apple’s store….SCARY…

But TikTok and it’s advanced chinese machine learning tech has really narrowed down the content needed to lure in americans…..and that’s half naked stupid dances…that’s all it fucking took…and people just ate it the fuck up…

So I don’t use TikTok, I don’t know the big TikTokers, but I do know it’s the troll of the century….feed people views, they’ll keep on producing, cuz they all want to be Kardashians…it’s messy.

I do know that there’s WAY too many under 18 year olds on the platform dancing provocatively for you perverts into that….which should be enough for it to get cancelled, but when it’s China owned and China owns you, it can’t be cancelled.

That said, one of the TiKTokers I like, who is not a Kardashian dick sucker or a took being used to push some agendas is this Isabella Fonte girl…who has Italian Long Island energy, who looks fucking great, and who is professionally trained as a dancer…not to mention she’s showing her pussy definition in her dance which is basically the whole fucking point of having a vagina as far as I’m concerned….I’m a fan.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2021

26

Mar

Rainey Qualley Panties of the Day

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Rainey Qualley has grown on me, which isn’t saying much since I have no fucking standards and would fuck a pile of dog shit if it was wearing perfume…..but that’s the life of an undersexed married pervert over exposed to all the smut of the internet now that girls of the internet are ALWAYS fucking naked or half naked….showing off their tits or their panties…or in some cases how they suck dick…like it’s clout…which I’d argue it is, but still weird to people my age that remember when girls were decent, the hard to crack species we’d have to impress to seduce…they are the KEEPERS of SEX…but likely don’t realize that…

Anyway, I have a celebrity kid trying to be a celebrity with their celebrity money and access, because they are for the most part not any better than the non celebrities doing the same thing, but they have the budgets to game the system better, in a “reddit, twitter, FB, etc weren’t original ideas, other people were doing it, but they just happened to have the big investors like Bill Gates to make it count”…kind of way…

Rainey, who is a singer, not necessarily a good one, but a connected one, which is MORE important…in this fucking nonsense world….she says she’s out of North Carolina, you know backwoods shit, despite being Andie Macdowell’s kid…and I like the hustle…like how the Willis sisters are from Idaho….no you da ho….

What I am saying is she’s hot, she’s long, she’s skinny,she’s in her panties because we’re all friends here, let’s show each other panties….and I like it.

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2021

26

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, that Charlotte Lawrence really isn’t hot and that her face is looking pretty 35 years old for a 21 year old….but that’s just MEAN you jerk…she’s not THAT bad….maybe she didn’t facetune herself, because some girls just don’t subscribe to the face injection bullshit, and don’t mind looking old as shit….to which I say…she’s got a body so who needs a face….you CYBER BULLIES….

You’re probably also thinking who the fuck is her friend, what famous parents does she have, does she pretend to be a popstar too? Does Charlotte’s dad watch her swimming in the family pool? I mean he is a TV producer, doesn’t that come with the territory….young pussy sourced by your daughter….21 is LEGAL…

Does her rich hot friend use the family allowance she gets cuz she’s rich to produce nonsense videos, photoshoots or music….or does she do what I would do if I wasn’t a drunken degenerate loser with no job…but instead a rich kid….which is chill….in her bikini…because I think that would be the best strategy….at least less desperate for attention and lame than trying to be something in the entertainment industry because you don’t get enough attention in other aspects of life…

All this to say, Charlotte Lawrence typically shows her tits because that’s marketing, but bikinis work too….I’m into it…even though I wasn’t into Kate from Drew Carey back in the 90s, but the thing shat out of her ‘gina isn’t that bad…but the music is.

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2021

26

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet Friday before fishnets get cancelled by the woke who decide that it is a repressive or oppressive symbol created by the patriarchy a hundred and fifty years ago to symbolize pussy smelling like fish?

Or maybe they designed it to represent the captivity of the woman and her form by sexualizing her when bound by a device used to catch fish….you know some BDSM shit before BDSM….

I don’t really know the angle, or if there will ever be an angle to cancel the fishnet, but these internet feminists are fucking crazy and find ways to totally misrepresent things in order to spark outrage and tantrums…so I wouldn’t put it past them….

The only reason they wouldn’t cancel it is because the girls of the internet putting together these pics in fishnets for their fans, followers or to get subscribers….and that would be ANTI SEX WORKER in this SEX POSITIVE ERA of everyone being a whore….because whores need whore outfits to sell their sex…

So get the fishnets while you can…not that fishnets are going anywhere…girls will cancel white men in power, not clothing items that make them look hotter than they are….like FISHNETS…

SO FISHNETS are exempt from the cancel based on that alone….FISHNET FOREVER….UNCANCELABLE.

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