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Joey King has Nipples of the Day

Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day

Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day

Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day

Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

2021

Mar

Brittney Palmer at the Beach of the Day

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I don’t watch UFC, I think dude on dude half naked is a little queer, and it’s not because it gets me hard and makes me question my sexuality, it’s because half naked men beating the shit out of each other while half naked is the premise to any homosexuals fantasies…so whether you’re into UFC for the boners or for the man on man or cuz you like fighting, you’re on the spectrum of queer.

That said, I appreciate that the UFC and wrestling have introduced chicks as fighters and as ring girls because it makes the experience LESS queer…and the top or hottest of the ring girls, at least to an old fuck like me, is Brittney Palmer..but that’s probably because I only know her and Ariana Celeste as ring girls and I find her hotter.

I am pretty out of the loop on Brittney Palmer but I remember her doing art, and having a little more substance than just some random half naked…glamour model holding signs in the ring….I don’t remember her having bolt on fake tits…but apparently she does and that’s ok too…I mean who gives a fuck she’s showering in a sheer dress on the beach….oh and here’s her feet.

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2021

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence Has the Nips Out of the Day

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I like to make fun of Charlotte Lawrence because she’s some rich kid who has her nipples out all of the fucking time like she’s that keen and eager to get noticed and get attention from whatever angle she can as she launches some career that she’s probably not qualified for, in her case as a popstar ,but that she’s geographically located in the right place to launch her career as a popstar, even if she doesn’t know how to pop and she isn’t a star…but she has access and she can pretend in a fake it til you make it situation….where the people who can fake it better have deep pockets and their mom and dad are sitcom producers, directors and actresses with A LOT OF MONEY…but she doesn’t look so bad with the nips out!

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2021

Mar

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants, Let’s Dance..

I think one of the more wonderful kinds of pants a woman can wear, is a pair that is tight enough for me to see their assholes puckering through, because otherwise, you’re missing out on all the fun…

I know that with COVID, coupled with girls trying to be their hottest, getting jerked off to for likes and follows, not seeing it as creepy, but rather as validation….the tight pants are more popular than ever….so that when you see a lady in a pair of illfitting sweatpants, you think ‘she must be on her period’…..because even fat girls wear tight pants, they are designed for comfort…a second skin and the only reason laziness doesn’t look like an instagram picture but instead like actual given up laziness would have to be because girl’s uterus is about to explode…and if it is not…then you know you’ve got the wrong girl…who doesn’t tight pants, let’s dance…but instead baggy pants and looks like a homeless dude….so don’t be a girl looking like a homeless dude…be like these girls, or stare at these girls, in their tight pants…doing comfort clothing right..

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2021

Mar

Chipotle Karen and Other Videos of the Day

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? Drive Forever – Remix – Sergio Valentino

Bike Shop Dentist

No Brakes

Enjoying Venice

Plane Crash

Stuck in the Claw Machine

Man on the Hood

DJ Dopey…..

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2021

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Let’s hope that 10 percent of the population is 90 percent of the content we are seeing – because I can’t imagine people actually care as much as all the content I am being fed makes them seem to care….I am still on this kick….

I just haven’t met anyone more than VAPID in at least 15 years, it’s RARE to find someone with a brain, or passion that is anything but self involved bullshit…so I’ll assume all this highly aggressive angry shit is just nonsense because the rest of the world doesn’t actually give a fuck about all the woke, activism, making the world a better place…that’s gotta just be brainwashing and society is like “sounds good”…cuz they’re busy taking selfies or finding their own scam to get their own mansions…

All that noise is just noise, there’s nothing deeper to it…so all these people freaking out about this new world need to remember we are still shitty humans!

Here are some stepLINKS…..in the morning…kind of….not really…I am a degenerate..it’s part of the appeal…of having no appeal…

Lili Reinhart Does Old Hollywood Glam!
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IG Model Analicia Chaves Spotted at a Hornets Game Sitting With LaMelo Ball’s Friends
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Ronald DeFeo, Amityville Horror Killer, Dead at 69
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Launching an Anvil 100 Feet into the Sky
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The Woman Behind the Tanline Bikini
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Porn Company Offers NCAA Tournament Players VIP Access
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ALIEN Caught on Video
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SURVIVING THE TSUNAMI!
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The Moments That Led Up To The Tsunami!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hope you’re thinking about all the things that enrage you….because if there’s anything the internet or the world needs more of…it’s more anger, overreacting, greed and disgust from a society that is barely human, but too human all at the same time, in that all the worst qualities humans can have risen to the top and are fucking shining, instead of just being decent people…why be decent…when we can be the worst…

So we’re all out for ourselves, no real community, no real values or accountability…and that’s too bad because it opens the door for terrible people to do terrible things to get their terrible selves ahead…

Everyone is throwing whoever they can under the bus to climb the bodies to the top…dog eat dog hustle for what, who fucking knows…all while getting simultaneously raped up the ass by someone else….it’s wild out there.

I think there’s far more joy in apathy….

So I really hope you’re apathetic, medicated, self medicated, or aware, just not with care….aware without the care…who’s printing that on T-shirts….we’ll donate 10 percent of proceeds to nothing…because we’re apathetic and don’t care….or pretend to care when not caring even though their favorite hashtag is IDGAF…but fake care is the devil…when no care is enlightenment….figure it out…relax…unwind…click some links…then stare at the wall…and forget the selfie society that awaits you tomorrow…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Dua Lipa Won the Grammy’s
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Model Steps into Ring with Very Little On
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BikinI Girl Jumps into the Snow
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Megan Thee Stallion Brought the Body to the Grammys
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La La Anthony in a Playboy Bunny Outfit
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Megan Markle Running for President…
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Walking it Off in a Crazy Way
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Model Ashley Twomey Hits the Golf Course,
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Bella Hadid’s At Home Photoshoot
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The Guy who got Cited for Having a Crass Sticker on his Truck
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British Woman Tries Ranch for the First Time
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Walking Under a Glacier is Crazy
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Brie Larson’s Braless and Bouncing
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Model Mathilde is Hot in Bed!
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Drew Breese Joins NBC Sports
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Gabrielle Union in a Bathing Suit on a Boat!
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The Strange World of Octopus
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How Lego Bricks are Made
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Surfer Girls on the Longboard Surf/Skate Board
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Social Media Comedian Sarah Beattie Finally Releases Topless Pics!
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CBS Investigates Trouble on The Talk
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It may be old, but Arnold in the Gym in Disguise is Great
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Megan and Harry Lies Debunked
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Wait for it…
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Madison Beer Big Cleavage!
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Harry Styles For Olivia Wilde!
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15 Horror Game Sequels Better than the Original
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Kevin Hart, Ice Cube, Conan get a LYFT
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The “Blonde Bomber” Won Her Fight After Weighing In With Nothing But Blue Lingerie On
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What the Black Lines on the Bus Mean
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Horsefly Devoured by a Venus Flytrap
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Bullet Made into a Lighter
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Pennsylvania Woman Created Deepfake Videos to Force Daughter’s Cheerleading Fivals Off Squat. Hilarious
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Australian Boxer Avril Mathie Soaking Up Some Sun in Miami
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Bella Thorne Bikini!
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Monitor Your Health with These 5 Products
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Bella Hadid in Some Red Bottega Veneta
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63rd Annual Grammy Awards in LA
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Kara Del Toro Tits Out….
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Pia Mia Perez in a Crop Top…
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Paris Hilton Tits Out in a Magazine with her Sister
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Dove Cameron at the Kids Choice Award
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TikTok Addison Rae at the Kids Choice Award
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Hailey Beiber Hot at the Kids Choice Awards
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Farrah Abarhams is Hot in a Bikini
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Billie Faiers Tight Dress
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Jasmine Tookes Looking Amazing in a Sports Bra
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Stipper Stunts
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Grey Leggings Squirt
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Fucked by a Heel
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Naked in the SHower VIdeo
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Real Homemade Sex Tape
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Mental Mondays!
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Big Tits – Outdoor Shower
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A Bunch of Ass
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ASS LICKER
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Pees Standing Up
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Kitchen Fuck
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23 People Having Shitty Days
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Titty Flasher!
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2021

Mar

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipple of the DAy

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Jennifer Aniston has figured out social media right, she’s brought the only reason you watched Friends, and I don’t mean the puppy, which for the record won’t repair or replace the fact that she never had a kid because she was too career oriented and the men who would have had kids with her, fucked right off when they got the chance because there’s clearly something wrong with her, I mean she’s a spinster, which is always a fun joke until you’re 50 and your sex appeal is also 50 and you realize the next 40 years will be empty without a child to bring up and watch grow as that’s the circle of fucking life…even though I think kids are the worst….I know that people with kids are more fulfilled…so puppies can try to fill that void but for a narcissistic actress….it’s not in her image and its wins are her wins…it’s just a dog….but since dogs are better than people…and it’s pretty fucking cute…it definitely steals from an old tit…

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2021

Mar

Inka Williams Ass of the Day

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I am a big Inka Williams fan, even though she’s not a a huge name in the model industry, she lives in a Bali….a tropical place, has lived there forever, long before the “digital nomad” influencers moved in and tryined to snake her sports…

So she just puts out the selfie reminders that eating local is better….she has an amazing body, the kind I like to see in bikinis that look like this, because I’m a small tit hot ass fan…This selfie is a SOLID butt shot is fucking magical…
it’s fit..it is not yet 30 so it doesn’t have that annoying middle aged attitude….or sag…you know from being stuck inside streaming all day….but it’s got a good energy around it..

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2021

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess with moms getting younger and young thanks to lockdown measures, social media, Kylie Jenner, young people feeling empty and alone thanks to being raised on a screen on anti-depressants and all, finding love in hook-up culture in the form of random dudes cumming inside them, only to realize that a baby will feed the emptiness that society brings…along with an opportunity to earn money off it like the best fashion accessory….or instagram pet around….you know give it an social media account and see where it goes…because if you can’t monetize the baby you have to fill the emptiness that social media brings thanks to monetizing everything….what the fucks the point…

But yeah, younger moms, hotter bodies than older moms, making the whole mom thing less gross than it sounds on paper….

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2021

Mar

Faith Schroder Pussy Print of the Day

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I know that some of you out there are against the Schroder’s thanks to Ricky being a Trumper who gave money to bail out a kid who went to an event armed with an AR-15 and I get that…I mean you might as well alienate their daughter for being a product of him…assuming you are offended by him…which if you are on that side of the conversation…you likely are….

But I am not interested in politics, at least when it comes to celebrity children trying to be influencers, because I know that you can’t make everyone happy…there is good an there is evil and good that looks like evil and evil that looks like good….it’s a slippery slope that bred the cancel culture and all the headaches we have to deal with because everyone is so emotional, irrational, and don’t just let people have their own opinions no matter how bigoted or annoying they are…

I am more interested in staring at the tight pants trying to see the cameltoe you know to know what the pussy potentially looks like…it’s the whole point of tight pants you know…

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