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2021

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t care about the Royals, but I just saw something that said that the Royals denying being racists are just doing a performance….but to those people Markle saying the Royals are racists is NOT a performance piece…I mean you can’t just pick a side and assume the other is a fucking liar…NOT THAT I CARE ABOUT MARKLE……I also saw that if you think that Markle is full of shit, cuz her vibe is full of shit and she’s an actor that isn’t that good at acting…you are a racist…even if you didn’t know she was black…since she’s as white as she is black….and Race had nothing to do with your conclusion of her being a phoney…

It’s attitudes like that that just confuse me about the cancel culture of social media…who have normalized cancelling people and who have fun with it…while crying for INCLUSIVITY…this court of public opinion is stronger than ever and the FUNNIEST THING is you can’t try to understand it, 10 years ago all these people were onto some other kick…and now they are just pretending to care…because they have no soul….and that applies to BOTH sides of your GOOD VS EVIL battles…everyone is full of shit, confused by themselves, what they believe and don’t have fucking brains….Ya’ll are getting played by someone or something….that’s all I know…

The world isn’t designed for us…it’s designed to work against us man…ALL OF US….WHICH IS WHY I SAY….watch old TV on the streaming apps and forget the world we live in cuz it’s MENTAL….RETARDED….but you can’t SAY MENTAL OR RETARDED….

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Swimmer Yulia Efimova Isn’t Worried About the Ban on Sex at the Olympics
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Miley Cyrus in Palm Springs Being Hot!
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Hot Girl Does Yoga in the Store
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Bella Thorne Goes Blonde!
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Kendra Lust Throws it Back to When Going to Fights Was a Thing
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Candice Swanepoel Fitness Shoot!
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Lais Ribeiro is Back in 2021 SI Swim!
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Party Girl Gets Lit – Literally
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Katherine McNamara in a Skimpy Tank Top
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Rumer Willis in a Tank Top!
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Lady Gaga and Adam Driver on Set
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An Investigation into Why Men Stare at Breasts
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Building the Largest Skyscraper!
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Gwen Stefani Makes Comeback!
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Former NFL QB Jon Kitna Says Bengals WR Racked Up Almost 200 Yards in Game While He Was Drunk
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Crossfit Girl KILLING it in her Crossfit Shorts
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Bella Hadid Selfies!
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Florence Pugh Pokies!
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Mumford & Sons Member Cancelled
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Dave Grohl and his Daughter Sing Together…
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Priest Ends Up Playing Rap Accidentally
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Kid on a Swing whle Everything Around Him Burns
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Bikini Girl Dives off Boat like a Pro
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Madelaine Petsch Popping Pimples!
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Natalie Buffett is Still Celebrating the Cowboys QB’s New Deal
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Skinny Chick on the Slackline
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Tiger Woods is Doing Better…
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Drone Shot of the Bowling Alley
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The Woman who Sounds Like Siri
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The Man with the Iron Lung
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125 Women who Changed the World..
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Emrata Made a Baby!
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Miami is Going to Go All-In on Trying to Land Deshaun Watson
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Taylor Hill in Bikini Top!
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They Need a Weight Limit on this Ride
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VR Flight Simulator
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The Story Behind Apple’s Iconic Sounds
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The Guitar Made Out of Dead Uncle
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College Professors Share Dumbest Students Ever…
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Demi Lovato Glams Up!
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Texas Rangers Planning to Have a Full Stadium for Home Opener
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Model Sofia Topless in Black and White
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Kim Kardashian Confused Hail for Snow…This is the Influencer of the Free World…Designed to Keep People Idiots
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Idiot…
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Throwback – Want to be a Millionaire – Million Dollar Fail..
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BTS on Set at Famous Movies
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Jerry Jones is Happy Dak Prescott Took Advantage of Him Financially
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Paola Lopez – Modeling In Nature
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If You’re into American Horror Story….Her’s a Hint on the Next One
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Slip to Split
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Dog is Proud of his Mess
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Shay Mitchell is her Own Biggest Fan!
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The Best of Jennifer Connelly!
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10 Must Haves for Comfort!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Emma Watson in the Hottest Outfit Ever
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Madelyn Cline in Activewear
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Hailey Bieber in Jeans
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Bella Hadid Midriff
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Ashley Roberts in Tight Pants
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Natasha Lyonne Still Living
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Lily Rose Depp in Ill-Fitting Pants
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Hottest Pic of Alia Shawkat
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Arianna Grande is a Midget
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Emma Corrin on a Walk
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Kate Walsh Old Lady Legs
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Ashley Tisdale – READY TO DROP
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Karlie Kloss BIG in Leggigns
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Reddit Amateur You Want to Fuck of the Day
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Best TWERK Ever
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Big Tits VS Small Tits
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Amateur Fuckers
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Olivia Jayy Masturbates
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Lesbians!
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Girl Gets Soapy
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Tipping the Bike Racer
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Amateur Fucks
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Another Amateur with a Hot Body Fucks
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Skateboarding Tit Flash
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Nicole Spreads her Fuck Hole
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Meanwhile in the Shower
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Check Out the New Deck
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Number 1 on Snapchat
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Scumbag!
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2021

11

Mar

Chloe Monet East is Important of the Day

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Chloe Monet East, who I think should go by Chloe East West and not because of Kanye, but because of Compasses…navigation…you know…her tits best be named East and West…or she’s missing out on GREAT opportunity for an opening line for every tinder date, or I guess now that she’s higher profile and uses the fancier celebrity dating apps, dates. “Hi, I’m Chloe East West, This is East, this is West”…kind of thing….

I did my first post on her yesterday because HBO is putting money into marketing this new high school sex show, because HBO are perverts..

She’s on the show, this is from a shoot she did to promote the show, where you can see her big tits…

The show is called Generation or something by Lena Dunham the sexual predator, hence it taking place in High School. at least that is the rumor I heard back when that story came out about how creepy she was with her sister….and I’m just here for the new talent tits…cuz old talent is boring and with everyone wanting to be famous…and all marketing being based on sleaze…we’ll have nudity for years to come….for now, we have Chloe Monet East…she’s 20.

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2021

11

Mar

Leanna Decker Touches her Elbows Behind Her Back of the Day

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I don’t really know who Leanna Decker is, I just assumed she was Brooklyn Decker’s sister, or the heiress to Black & Decker…or maybe she’s got a Deck business and is good at laying down that wood for all your BBQ needs and Decker is just her stage name…who fucking knows….and I am not going to google her.

I just saw this pic of her bikini jacked up her ass, which I thought was her saying “Look, I can touch my elbows behind my back”,..becuase if you were a pubescent boy in junior high, you’ll remember asking girls that, back where there were girls and you wouldn’t get arrested for sexual harrassment….oh the things we could do….back then…

As it turns out, she’s not touching her elbows behind her back….but close enough…

Her caption:

When everything you’ve ever dreamed of and wanted is right in front of you, it’s time to stop and give thanks ?Thankful for what is, and what’s to come ?

Good to know..

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2021

11

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The bonus feature on every thong is that it barely covers the asshole…which means that the thong has always giving the spectator a view of the asshole…but it wasn’t until girls became sexting machines into slutty selfies for attention that we really understood what that meant…which was that we could see a girls’ asshole, or a percentage of her asshole, while she was there thinking she was full clothed….”IT ISN”T A NUDE SELFIE”….but I can see your asshole and the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…

Assholes have never been more popular, so asshole behind thongs doesn’t just exist…it fucking thrives….girls, who want you to see the asshole, or to pay them to see the asshole, giving previews, taste tests, samples like they work at COSTCO or really any grocery store….you know either old retiree or ex con’s offering you a piece of a cookie…only better…which is saying a lot cuz free cookies are magical just not as magical as asshole behind thongs!

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2021

11

Mar

Taylor Hill Wet Bikini of the Day

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I just checked out Taylor Hill’s instagram to see if there were more pics of her in a bikini, and there weren’t but as it turns out, she’s pretty hot…

I have no idea why she’s never really stood out to me as a hot Victoria’s Secret recruit that middle aged men jerk off to because we don’t know where to find the good shit to jerk off to, so we turn to our wive’s lingerie Catalogs like we did with our moms back in the 90s….not that I ever jacked off to Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, but I was talking about you….you see, I knew about porn in the 90s and I was much more into NAKED chicks than lingerie pics…but that doesn’t mean they don’t source the good pussy…or that Epstein didn’t source the good pussy for them…I hear that was his specialty…at least from the memes….since I know nothing about it besides him being funded by the VS founder/owner…which is weird..

That said, Taylor Hill, surprissinging, or not surprisingly, surprising to me cuz I have found her boring her entire Victoria’s Secret model career has millions and millions of followers….she’s legitimately a famous model…so I don’t know why I never see her in shit…but maybe that’s because that’s the point of models…to be there, to be hot, but for us to not give a fuck about them, but instead just buy the over priced shit that they are wearing despite it being made in China and having more travel miles than anyone buying the overpriced shit…

Anyway…she looks good in her bikini and that’s something.

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2021

11

Mar

Madelyn Cline in Activewear of the Day

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Madelyn Cline is some 23 year old from Charleston who is known for being in OUTER BANKS…which is a Teen show about the OUTER BANKS that I haven’t seen, but I’m into that near southern East Coast beach life…

I assume she plays one of the hot chicks, who has the muppety instagram look all girls who consider themselves hot have, as the world morphs into looking like clones of each other…

This is a campaign she’s doing in activewear, the trendiest clothing since the pandemic, that is functional, comfortable and can be jerked off to…

She looks about 4 foot 11 inches tall…built with a bit of that midget body…but dudes are into that…they are into anything…so it’s not necessarily a bad thing…I we’re pretty pathetic and have low standards…not that this is low standards…but if you saw some of the things I put my dick in…you’d know this is better…

She’s a 23 year old in tight as shit activewear, unfortunately, defeating the whole point of activewear…cuz I’m not seeing and pussy definition..but not all tight pants equal cameltoe…BUT it should…and will…I mean we see it more and more as people figure out the whole being a slut in activewear for social media while pretending you’re about to go on a jog you never go on cuz social media is a fucking lie…

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2021

11

Mar

Josie Canseco Bikini Close Up of the Day

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I think Josie Canseco is hot, so I am glad that the athlete’s daughter is an attention seeking exhibitionist, who really could be doing anything she wants thanks to being rich, and she probably does whatever she wants, but for whatever reason, probably because she’s hot…she does it half naked for social media…I mean get that attention and stupid money you don’t need but don’t mind having where you can…

Most athletes end up having at least one kid with a trashy opportunist and Josie’s mom was in Playboy after being a Hooters girl, so she knows the inner workings of using her tits professionally…she was trained for this…and I don’t think anyone does it better….at least none of the celebrity rich kids….they don’t have shit on this half Cuban hero…who’s Cuban Sandwich you’ll want to eat, because as you know if you are half ethnic, you need to pretend that is your identity to get those jobs you don’t need, but like being busy in.

I don’t know what this is for, but she’s pulling her bikini into her cunt liek she was G-Easy, her boyfriend, or the Paul brothers, her last boyfriend….

All this to say….She looks fun….

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2021

11

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It may not be summer yet and even if it was, that doesn’t mean that you’re going to be getting yourself some tanlines to look at, girls likely think you’re repulsive and the extent of your tanline content will come from girls you don’t know posting their tanlines on the internet because it’s something to show off, like an achievement in not being scared of SKIN CANCER, or in having some random chick come to your house and put you in some tent, and airbrush you brown…like you’re in BLACK face, but rather in TAN FACE, because tan isn’t racist…it’s a sign of health, or being an outdoor laborer, I don’t fucking know, I just know I find tanlines hot and appreciate that girls feel the need to show off their tanlines….because then I get to look at those tanlines and this is all about me you know….since I am the only one who visits this site….

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2021

11

Mar

Richard Dreyfuss’ Neice is Naughty of the Day

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So as you probably know, having a famous relative in America means that you are famous too. I mean, that may happen on an international level, because I have seen cousins and sisters of the famous also get famous just for being born into the family and there’s nothing wrong with that….society is built on nepotism and the smart hook up their own to keep their power, wealth and status..

But the neice of Richard Dreyfuss who is a huge star, sure, seems like a bit of a stretch….unless her low level celebrity has nothing to do with her uncle, but more to do with her dad…who’s claim to fame is Skatetown, USA….now you may have never seen Skatetown, USA…but it’s the worst and best because it is the only movie about Roller Disco in the 80s….

Anyway, this is Natalie Dreyfuss, she’s in “The Flash” as Sue Dearbon….and this is her social media post for you to jack off to…cuz she’s doing some porno opening scene shit…and not even on OnlyFans yet…

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2021

11

Mar

Camila Mendes Doggy Style of the Day

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I have seen Riverdale enough to know it’s a piece of shit show that only has one maybe one and a half hot chicks on it…and that one or one and a half is Cheryl Blossom….while Betty and Veronica are just fucking gross…like “how did they get on TV” level of gross…I won’t even get into the fat shaming of Betty, I am sure she does enough of that to herself when trying to squeeze into costumes on set, her face full of Craft Services cake…but Veronica, who we have here is far better when in this position, I mean who isn’t really, becasue you don’t have to see how neckless she really is…

I don’t know if you’ve seen Riverdale, but it’s a show that should have been a made for Tv movie, but turned into 6 seasons…this current one involves them in their 30s, because the actors are in their 30s….chasing down the Mothman…from Mothman prophecies…in some X-Files nonsense…when it all started as a “who killed Cheryl’s brother”….

It’s not good, funny, interesting…and none of it makes sense, including how this bitch is Veronica Lodge…but she’s taking pics of her booty pretending she’s doing it to showcase the dogs…but we know you’re doing it for the booty…it’s the whole point of activewear…or one of the points…because Pussy Definition is the real point…but ass is alright too.

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