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2021

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know that humanity is fucked on so many levels, that there’s s population control measure in place to either kill off all the old people and idiots leaching off our planet, because our alien overlords have decided that we’ve failed them as an experiment….

I know that the system is rigged, that the people who have always been in power are still in power, and that our day to day is just some kind of illusion or lie we buy into…

I know that the 13-18 year olds are all losing their minds because of this whole COVID thing, with more suicides and chronic depression despite being kids, which is also part of populaation control measures….along with pushing people to be gay, so they still fell loved by don’t make more lecherous babies….

But I don’t understand what clothing manufacturer decided that all humans should wear clothing…as a mandatory measure, because there’s nothing as unnatural as clothing, yet here we are with closets full of them…and then when people walk around naked, they get arrested….when they’re just out there being human….

The point is that we should collectively strip down this summer, like the girls of only fans, and start living our lives in public as we do in private….naked…

It will make the re-opening measures, with everyone crazier than they previously were….MUCH better…

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2021

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The real question is – What Year Is It in Ethiopia…

That said, I may know that we are an alien experiment gone bad, but do you? I mean there’s no way that we’re not created by aliens and didn’t pass the test with our soulless, money grubbing, EVIL, disrespectful to the wondermint that the earth is…at least that it would be without the people in it…PEOPLE are the cancer….and they are too busy focusing on nonsense to realize it…

Anyway…if you think about it, the earth has everything you need to survive, different landscapes, climates, foods and plants and people spend their time on the internet bitching about pronouns, vaccines, Trump….or taking vapid selfies through filters…or buying products from vapid selfies you follow….whil you have all the elements of paradise….then there the evil money grubbers who control the world, the greed, the manipulation, money…evil….

Then there’s the people who keep yelling at people who don’t want the vaccine to get the vaccine…for no reason other than you’re an asshole if you don’t…or like the vaccine will save the planet so if you don’t like injecting random things you don’t trust in your body, despite your heroin / speedball addiction, you are the problem….while I’m over here not giving a fuck who does anything to their own body…unless it’s shoving dildos in it on REDDIT….the BIG TECH PORN site….that no one calls a porn site, except all the OnlyFans self promoters…

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2021

Mar

Maddie Phillips Over the Shoulder Butt Shot of the Day

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Here’s an over shoulder butt shot….of Maddie Phillips…

Maddie Phillips is the Canadian actress who played one of two twins in the Netflix series called “SEXY TEENAGE BOUNTY HUNTERS”….but due to the generation of inconsistent haters…this one did not make it past the woke….and became what it probably should have always been called….”The Teenage Bounty Hunters”….HOWEVER….18 is legal…and that is still a teenager but thankfully the WOKE have saved us or distracted from the real issues in the world…but anyway…

Maddie Phillips….is doing one of the basic, classic, fundamental sexts you’d get from your tinder friend, or high school crush you reconnected with on FB when your wife was bitching about some bullshit you can’t control somewhere…you know sexts….at least I hope because if you’re not getting nudes, you ain’t livin….they are readily available everywhere from anyone if you ask nicely…

Point being, over shoulder booty in a thong or nude shot to show some ass roundness, is a goto move along with mirror selfie and frog butt….I should start a gallery of these…they’re good….

I like the way she markets herself. she’s a hollywood keeper.

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2021

Mar

Angela Olszewska Topless Laundry of the Day

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Angela Olszewska is who the fuck knows, she’s in a titty shoot and I haven’t done one of these hipster instagram model style posts in forever…but I do like them

This one is in a hip artsy apartment, with half naked model on vintage looking chair showing dirty sock and doing laundry to clean said dirty socks and the whole thing makes me happy knowing people are still doing these despite the whole backlash creeper photogs got when girls started realizing they were just dudes who bought cameras to get them naked in hotel rooms and not really in it for the ART of it….you know there’s a learning curve that could be sped up if the photog likes photography enough to have a college diploma in it, or maybe some actually work as a photog on their resume, that is deeper than “shooting IG GIRLS NUDE”….

Anyway, IG GIRLS nude, the foundation of our future, assuming there isn’t an apocalypse where time and space implode….the best thing to find ONLY fans, these artsy shoots are good, I am glad they still happen, and Angela Olszewska ain’t bad either!

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2021

Mar

Jessica Lowndes Bolt Ons of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes has the classic bolt ons, which are typically one of the reason’s you’d hate fake tits, at least that I’d hate fake tits, when they are too round and ridiculous, they throw me off as some Chinese made titty fuck sex doll, but in this era of everyone trying to fake being fake and pretending it is real, for people to buy into your lie, even people who know what you really look like since social media is some kind of freakish art project where you live your avatar life and basically make you into some caricature of yourself and it’s ok….where girls with fake asses can pretend they are real asses to their fake followers they pretend are real followers and their fake friends they pretend are their real friends when they really don’t see too far past themselves and their reflections….that they then photoshop and run through filters…you know with all those fake filters and face injections….only to call themselves “Influencers” or worse…”fitness influencers” and they get paid or written up about in the media despite being on that muppet level of real…because we do live in a clown world….

So sometimes seeing FAKE FAKE…is nice….and this is fake fake….

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2021

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Did someone say it’s Thursday?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

IT is the day we celebrate the BONUS FEATURES on the DVD that is the THONG….not that you know what a DVD is, this is the internet, we are all robots….

BUT the unmentioned functional design element of the STANDARD thong is that when a girl takes a pic of her ass in the thong, you can usually see her full ASSHOLE…

It’s the underwear that doesn’t protect your pants from ANUS SEEPAGE….it’s strictly there for the pussy seepage…so watch out for any thong wearing girl’s pants on day three of wearing that thong…that’s the kind of thing you’ll get friction burn from when you jack off to it…

Here’s some girls showing thong’s wonderful side effect….or consequence…or PURPOSE….

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2021

Mar

Miley Cyrus Crop Top of the Day

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The problem with Miley Cyrus’ marketing of herself, or personal brand, or whatever the kids are calling their whoring on the internet that they monetize….but yeah…Miley reinvented herself as the wild and crazy nude hipster from TUMBLR with the bad tattoos, like the girls of her generation, so they’d think that she was one of them, going through the same things as them, and not the robot she probably is because Disney is really good at making animatronics…

In doing that she shot with people like Terry Richardson before the internet said “TERRY RICHARDSON IS BAD”….after years of being “TERRY RICHARDSON”….and no one giving a fuck..until the twitter feed spoke…but yeah, we’ve seen her cunt, possibly asshole, in nudes she put out there for free, for fun, for views, not for Only Fans money….but maybe she should get that OnlyFans money because I am far more interested in watching Miley Masturabte, the evolution from nude Miley to Nude Miley in action being filled…than these boring selfies…it’s like KEEP going with what you started because otherwise shit gets dull…we have been trained BY MILEY to expect MORE than just a crop top….we deserve better.

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2021

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Bra Top of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari Bra Top should not excite you, they are fake tits on a fake person, who only exists because 20 years ago she was on a show called Laguna Beach that took her to the top, if the top is pumping out a bunch of kids with a pro athlete husband, which to some people it is….the American Dream or some shit…

I see her as a failed piece of shit, whether she’s rich or not, but she didn’t sign onto the Laguna Beach spinoff, the more successful “THE HILLS”…not that I’ve seen any of these shows, but I know this one’s backstory because she is just that old….

So bitch thought she was too good for The Hills, didn’t land any other work, and in the end, just used her vagina as a cash register, or would that be an ATM…..because with the right rich fuck, making babies is money…as is marrying him for his money and when you have reality show fame, idiots can get easily won over thinking they are with someone important, when she’s trash…

Basically what I am saying is that I didnt’ give a fuck about this girl when she was 25, so I sure as fuck don’t care when she’s 35, even if her tits are only a few years old and she’s some horny divorcee basically internet screaming for validation, likes, follows, etc….all while not releasing a sex tape, because she’s married rich and doesn’t need that shit….so instead we get this muppety photoshopped garbage she’s probably using to promote her shitty fast fashion clothing line because you’re no one until you have some garbage environment destroying product line to sell to the idiots who still think you matter cuz they loved that MTV when MTV decided to say fuck it to music and hopped into garbage programming like Laguna Beach…

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2021

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I figure if you’ve got tits, you might as well be showing them off, whether for attention or money or both, they are a gift and allow women to control men.

I know women like to think that they live in a patriarchy, that men look down on women and don’t let them into their men clubs, even though women work in basically every industry at every level, basically debunking that…

But the truth is that women have us by the balls, they are the motivation for men to be successful, they are what men want to consume in content, they are basically the focal point of any male conversation, tits are what we’re into…so women, at least the smart ones have used that to their advantage and girls who haven’t are just dumb…even small tits can get BIG results…and you’re just born with them, they don’t require work or effort, they are just there…

So gamifying the titty flash into a Titty Drop makes for a fun way for me to look at tits, for you to look at tits, for women to show their tits, on their own, at their own volition, because they just want you to see the tits…so here they are…

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2021

Mar

Olivia Munn Underboob of the Day

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Here’s some Olivia Munn talking about her middle aged shits that you’d probably want dripping off your chest, you sick nerd fucks…but she’s also out here holding her titties, that despite her pushing her Asian agenda, because she has an asian mom, are pretty damn big, but maybe it’s just racist to think that asians have small tits, or maybe she’s a lie…not about being asian…but about her tits being real…not that you care…I mean to think any of these “celebrities” even those as low level as Olivia Munn have any real substance or authenticity is funny…not to mention the only reason Olivia Munn is working as an “actor” is through a series of scams including taking advantage of nerds by speaking their speak when she couldn’t get acting works and instead hosted some cable show on a network that went broke…

She’s also been a series of publicity stunts and lies to try to push the little taste of celebrity she’s had, even the guy who cast her in that blockbuster Comic Book movie she’s done didn’t cast her again, because she sucks…but at least she hops on trending actisim, calling out Brett Ratner, instead of just embracing that if she wants to work, she should suck dick, but maybe the Asian thing will work for her, now that Hollywood is diverse, I bet she has meetings with her team about showing her asian mom off more often to push the asian thing, even though all her BOTOX has her looking like a Kardashian…but there is some tit….

But yeah, middle aged women talking about their gut heath, when I still like to pretend women don’t shit…is a good way to ruin a titty underboob pic…and the real question is whether her mom is Japanese or not, you know second career doing SCAT porn, it worked for Maitland Ward.

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