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2021

24

Feb

Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is the top titty actress of the year according to me. I am sure there are titty actors out there….we’ve seen a few…but not as fresh tittied as this one….because they were clever enough to keep her titties secret…rather than as a ploy to bait dudes in before swapping out their tits on IG to tits on OF….instead they said “THESE TITTIES ARE WORTHY OF THE A LIST”…

So she’s been on a bunch of hit shows, she’s in movies, she’s launced a production studio, has optioned and sold at least one book, with superstar french quebecker director….when she could have just been a titty model.

What an over achiever…..a bait and switcher…a “you think I am cute in the secondary guest role, but wait til you see what I am hiding under this shirt”….which I guess is the best kind of bait and switcher you can find..it’s like the titties just came out of no where…great surprise for all.

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2021

24

Feb

Rebecca Black Titty Top of the Day

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It’s not Friday yet…..

The victim of cyberbullies everywhere who mocked her shitty viral hit despite it going super fucking viral…to the point that it is still referenced today…..who instead of the industry EATING HER UP and MOOCHING off her….left her alone to forever be a meme…when now they’ll sign anyone who has followers, whether they have hit songs or not…

So to show my support…solidarity….to laugh at how it was….now that we see how it is…and the best way to do that is to stare at her tits….

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2021

24

Feb

Salma Hayek Wet of the Day

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Salma Hayek posed a picture of her soaking wet with the caption I’m ready “rain on me” which I assume is code for being peed on…but I am not too sure…I am not one of those rich guys who buys super famous women to pee on so I can’t really relate….I don’t even pee on the crackwhores I give money to…it’s a little too degrading for my liking, even if they are begging for it…since younger people are really into peeing on…while old fucks like me remember the first time a girl “squirted” on us during sex, that musky cat piss smell….thinking…”that bitch just peed on me”…..

That’s not to say I haven’t peed on a girl, it just means I don’t pee on girls. There’s a difference…

As it turns out, Salma Hayek, who has been hot her entire acting career in part because of her big Lebanese / Mexican titties…is still hot in her 50s…in part because of her big lebanese / mexican titties….we call them SHWARMA TACO….or I guess we’d call her vagina that…maybe this is more of a Tomale…I’m not a foodie…I don’t have the answers…

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2021

24

Feb

Tana Mongeau Dirty Butthole of the Day

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Tana Mongeau is the overpaid pile of shit on Youtube who is strategically in the storylines of a a bunch of other Youtubers, so that they can all profit off Youtube’s creator program that pays them each 10s of millions of dollars for talking nonsense to their cameras…

She’s got a really rugged look and a real rugged laugh…as she tries to stir up stupid drama about the Jake Paul brothers and other idiots….who if you met, you’d think are zero fucking compelling, but the internet has still gifted them…because the internet is stupid..

I’ve seen one of her videos where she’s whining about some fucking sugar daddy experience that seemed like a lie…then the whole being into porn, masturbating, edgy being cool, has allowed her to fuck porn chicks including Bella Thorne…because they are so wild….like girls at a frat party making out…where they don’t have to leave the house and just do it on the internet…for tens of millions of dollars…

This is her ASSHOLE behind her THONG bikini as she takes on Miami, which is going to be the HUB for all these youtubers because Florida is better than California…plus no taxes..so they can keep more of the stupid money you’d argue they don’t deserve…but that they do deserve since Google is making money off them too….where as the real idiots are on Facebook and instagram where Zuckerberge hoards the money you make him to buy private islands in Hawaii or some shit…

Either way, asshole behind thong…

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2021

24

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I saw that weed was legalized or soon to be legalized in New Jersey and I don’t know what that means for the weed influencers out there doing slutty content with weed in hopes of getting weed brands to pay them.

Influencers need an angle in this saturated market of everyone being an influencer…

Weed being illegal is just another reason why you shouldn’t let the Government babysit you…if you’ve smoked weed, it’s the MOST tame thing to do, you get high for 10 minutes and the effects are “your mind chills out”…which is pretty fucking good thing to do for that mental health shit….Weed does not make you go schizo and kill your family…so the fact that it was ever illegal is the FUCKING crime man…

The good news with weed being legal is that more and more girls will hop on the “I’m high in my underwear” photoshoots giving you more things to jack off to…not that 95 percent of girls getting naked on the internet don’t get high…if anything getting high may be why they get naked on the internet…it’s easier than getting a job…

SO, as a weed supporter, here’s other weed supporters who get naked..

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2021

24

Feb

Daisy Keech in Lingerie of the Day

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Daisy Keech is some LA based 21 year old who got famous on TikTok because she was affiliated with some bullshit called the “Hype House” which was a house funded, probably bay a Chinese Communist Party Nationalist, where they sent a bunch of the TikTok stars to live amongst each other and basically produce TikTok’s all day for money…

She is no longer part of the marketing house that she was credited as being a co-founder of, but has gone onto other money making things like a PREMIUM FAN SITE…where she gets half naked for money…a noble reason to get half naked…even if we’ve grown accustomed to the free nudes all these girls were producing for likes and follows…before realizing “shit I can get paid for this”…

She’s known for her booty…so this is her booty….

The good news is that being nude or half nude or monetizing your nudes is considered cool, or that you’re an idiot if you don’t…because even with all her TIKTOK followers and her 10k per TIKTOK branded post, she’s more into the selling nude shit…and that’s fucking great for all of us into looking at nudes…

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2021

24

Feb

Mrs Poindexter’s Best Pictures of the Day

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Mrs Poindexter is an Only Fans mom who has recently had her kids expelled from their school because she makes 150k per month on OnlyFans….and the parents at the Catholic school were appalled, even though I am sure the bulk of them aren’t very catholic either, and probably suck some fucking dick behind closed doors, but since this MILF is monetizing, they are just jealous…

I posted the video as the lead story in today’s stepNEWS and figured I’d do some deeper dick to get a few of her pics because the story is hilarious, my kind of discrimination, because for whatever reason the horrible censors out there will shut down sexy work we all need, but let other criminal shit fly…it’s the nature of our society, it’s obviously getting more and more relaxed thanks to everyone being a pervert fuck, but I like to think, since I am a victim, that my racy name and approach to celebrity, is the reason I am irrelevant, invisible, non existent too..

When I got started, I couldn’t monetize, I couldn’t promote the site, it was just me and a group of voices in my head who were able to appreciate it..

So fight the fucking system…get naked, get paid…and in the meantime, here’s some of Mrs Poindexter’s work..

She’s in her 40s, she doesn’t get naked, she makes 150k per month on this shit…and her pics aren’t even that well shot…it’s real MOM next door being sexy but not racy…

This is why I tell EVERY girl I ever come across that they are idiots to not be doing OnlyFans…real fucking idiots…why work when you can take a panty selfie a day for 4 minutes…really dummies not taking advantage of perverts with credit cards out here…

Check her out on REDDIT

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2021

24

Feb

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wet Spot Wednesday is back in our lives because, you guessed it, it’s another Wednesday..and that’s when I bring myself to keep this joke alive….because I am a firm believer in doing the joke, then keeping it up for years, so people don’t think it’s a joke, and just think I’m a wet spot fetish site…

The truth is, I don’t understand the whole excitment of a wet pussy, the whole squirting thing is so popular with the young people, they are all peeing on each other like retards, thinking it’s a “super orgasm”…because men shoot loads, so why can’t women…

I do understand the excitement of the whole wet pussy when with the pussy, you know so you know the girl isn’t dead…but in photo it’s nasty.

If you need me to walk you through the joke….it’s pretty simple…other sites do clickbait compilations….TOP 50 CUTE GIRLS….100 gilrs in Glasses, etc….

I figure this i my anarchist approach to that…you know do simple things others find success in…BADLY…

You know, to keep the dream of failure ALIVE!!

Without further delay…here’s the WET SPOTS!!

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2021

24

Feb

Kids Expelled from School Because of Mom’s Only Fans and Other Videos of the Day

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Delivery Man Fail

Building Collapse in China

Just Some Nut Emptying the Bear Den of the Cubs

Terrifying Crash

Skier Broke Both Arms and Leg and Ended Up in a Water Filled Hole

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s funny to see people freaking out about how dumb the younger generation is, despite having access to so much information, because why bother when you can live your life as a meme, or trying to be a meme, because in America, we celebrate idiots, half retards, dancing mindlessly and throw millions of brand dollars at them, which really encourages the world to be clickbait, chase and monetize dumb content, rather than trying to be smart…

So as they get mad about a slave owner from 200 years ago they just find out about, to seem woke, or fight each other on the injustices of their skin color, searching for excuses as to why they aren’t where they want to be, and figuring it must be due to their race, not the fact that they suck….not knowing basically anything about anything of substance…

It’s a great opportunity for the government to move in and control us all…

KEEP US DUMB….and here’s some of that clickbait…because like everyone else, I don’t mind being blinded by the tits.

Bella Thorne’s Racy Video Breaks Internet Youtube Machine…
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Tiger Woods Accident Update!
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Friendly New Friends
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Sisters Doing Random Chores to be Nosey
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Lindsey Pelas in Lingerie
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Hot Singer Jean Watts is IG Official
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Top Naked Celebs Smoking!
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What the Fuck Victoria’s Secret….
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People playing ‘Spot the Blooper’ with Friends episodes
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Clip Of The Perseverance Rover’s Descent Onto Mars
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Dog Falls Into Frozen Pool, Woman Dives In For The Rescue!
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Bucs May Extend Brady’s Contract
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Chief’s Heiress is Competing in Miss Kansas
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Rescued Kangaroo Insists On Acting Like A Dog!
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Paige VanZant’s Buss It Challenge
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Fat Fuck on a Camel
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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