I used to make fun of Charli XCX for being a pre-instagram pop star that got signed and thus got a big up front payment, only to be relatively disappointing small stage act that never really poppped off.. Recently, I saw the house she sold in the UK on some real estate site, and the […]

I think I saw Charli XCX playing at a night club or a bar or maybe it was a mall or a strip club early in her career…that was barely a career but I saw the house she sold in the UK and the house she bought in LA…so she’s made real fucking money despite […]

Charli XCX should change her name it XXX…..because she woke up, put on some skimpy ass raver bathing suit and decided “ass and titties”….despite playing a Lady Gaga song, that I guess is trending on TikTok, as they brain wash the younger generation with retard dances….however, I’ve been told that TikTok is the most representative […]

Charli XCX finally looks hot….you know get a face on her that I can jerk off on and feel more at home….plus based on the girls of instagram we’re used it…this face is probably less plastic….OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..see, I got jokes… The key to Charli XCX is the highligh of this pic, her tits…she’s got tits and […]

Charli XCX is in a bikini and she’s still got the tits that I think were her key selling point when she first came to america as a third tier popstar…like other third tier popstar tits before her, mainly RITA ORA, these tits have really been good earners for the host bodies of said tits… […]

Charli XCX is doing the wet ass pussy dance….which is weird to me because promoting another person’s music when you’ve got a record deal of your own seems weird…I get that it’s some sort of brotherhood or manipulation from a small industry to make a hit song, in a “she’ll promote you back when you […]

The future is now. Why leave the house when you can buy a shitty green screen from Amazon for 100 dollars or less abd basically be ANYWHERE you want to be. I don’t think Charli XCX and her gnarly ass caterpillar level eyebrows gives a fuck where she’s grabbing her tits for attention, so long […]

Charli XCX is being pretty extreme in this photoshoot…that isn’t really a photoshoot, but all you need to produce photos in your phone, so we’ll call it a photoshoot. I mean sitting on a dudes head while on all fours in some 69 done wrong because the dude under you is a faggot who wants […]

Charli XCX is some barely a popstar popstar. I think I saw her performing once, in a subway station with a bra set out for people to throw their change in, back when we were allowed to leave the house. She used a bra instead of a hat because it spoke more to her personal […]