CHARLI XCX was a pudgy aspiring popstar from the UK who I thought did nightclub tours, the nightclub circuit, but who I didn’t realize was a big earner, or someone with a lucrative record deal until seeing she bought a 20 million dollar house, which for the record, is a shit ton of money to […]

Charli XCX is out here using some “Holy Spirit” branded panties to remind you that she sold her soul to the devil in the last year or two officially, in efforts to finally have a career and the devil pulled through for her, because she’s had some hit videos/singles, some Netflix show and some media […]

Charli XCX may have sold her soul to the devil, or whatever secret society in LA that calls all the shots for these idiot popstars, after a decade of her trying to be a big deal, a global pandemic just suddenly gave her relevance she was fighting to get for years, despite already being a […]

Here’s some Charli XCX, who we’ve decided sold her soul to the devil over the COVID lull in humanity we all just experienced, because like all the billionaires, she came out of it better than fucking ever. She had a netflix show on her produced, she recorded an ALBUM, she dropped a series of slutty […]

Being an old timer with a blog, when I should be doing more meaningful work for my legacy that will never happen, because I’m an old timer with a blog, and thus incapable of being remarkable or meaningful…but being an old timer with a blog, I’ve seen Charli XCX go from being a virtual unknown […]

In the last few months, I’ve made a few posts about Charli XCX, who was a popstar from the UK who had a record deal that clearly paid well, maybe she had a few hit songs that I don’t know about, since I hate pop music, obviously, but as far as I’m concerned she was […]

Whether you believe people sell their souls to the devil to get famous or not, clearly something happened to Charli XCX during the pandemic, where all of a sudden the industry decided to give her her moment…..I guess they kept her as a bench warmer long enough and knew that if they wanted a return […]

Apparently, the recent soul sold to the devil officially hosted SNL, I wouldn’t know because that’s part of the other timeline going on right now and I can’t relate to their jokes in any fucking way…but I’ve hated SNL most of my adult life.. I just find it interesting, barely interesting, that all of a […]

In the event you don’t really understand how celebrity works, and I am not really here to claim that I know how celebrity works, for the first 16 years of the site I would just focus on how unimpressive the celebs were, I never dug deep into why unimpressive people surfaced to the top… I […]

Charli XCX is a virtual nobody and I don’t mean virtual like the MetaVerse, but I’ll assume she’s just as fucking fake as anything you’d see that is Virtual, sine none of these motherfuckers have a fucking soul….and are really just actors, oftentimes terrible actors, doing what they are told…. That said, Charli XCX, ven […]