Charli XCX was pretty much a lounge act, which I guess is one step up from a mall act, because there was a time before Amazon where families would leave the house and go to the mall and the marketing team at those malls figured getting more heads into the mall meant more money for […]

Charlie XCX has been around for a while… So went viral in the Pandemic, like so many OnlyFans whores, but instead of selling nudes, she was selling her soul to an industry she had already been trying to jerk off for at least a decade. She was already rich, she was already signed, she already […]

Charli XCX is at the level of fame where she needs to wear a sheer dress, nipples out, to get noticed. It’s like a lonely woman hitting the grocery store with a pair of pants up her cunt, hoping a dude will offer to take her out on a date to get to know her, […]

I saw some story over the last few days about Charli XCX that went viral, so it was probably for marketing purposes, but the truth is she probably feels this way in her soul that she sold to the devil to finally go viral after a decade of being some fat chick in a leotard […]

Oh god, Charli XCX is fucking ugly, I’m just over here trying to appreciate her use of her tits as a disctraction from the rest of her uninspiring, uneventful, mall brand, low level pop star bullshit, and I can’t even enjoy it because her fucking broken down face that even Amy Winehouse looks better than, […]

I assume these are either screenshots or pictures from one of her latest videos, but since I don’t follow Charli XCX or give a fuck about her music, I don’t actually care what they are from. I just know that the mall brand, club touring, been around a while but didn’t really have much impact, […]

Charli XCX may or may not have sold her soul to the devil over the whole COVID thing, I don’t really know how any of that works, because I’ve never been offered any opportunities, thanks to being a talentless hack….. But she has been around for at least a decade, so maybe she sold her […]

Charli XCX is the pudgy mall-brand act that has been touring malls around America for about a decade as she paid her dues to her overlords, proving her loyalty, and allowing them to give her that A-List life she now deserves…you know the slow burn to soul selling…. The reason I say Charli XCX sold […]

Chubby and demonic Charli XCX who you may know as the low level popstar with the tits who wore a leotard and did her best LADY GAGA impression while pretending to be a higher level popstar…..but she did tour, have a record deal and connect with the powerful people who could make all her dreams […]

When you sell your soul to the industry after a decade long mediocre career in the industry, at least mediocre compared to the other starlets, not compared to the other try hards who don’t make it, because even when Charli XCX was mediocre she was doing better than 99 percent of aspiring popstars, be sure […]