Charli XCX is some super famous UK popstar who I thought was more of a mall and nightclub act, but realized she’s actually a huge fucking star during covid when she bought a 30 million dollar house in LA…and she didn’t seem to be the daughter of WalMart or some other huge brand so it […]

I was at the mall over the weekend, in part because I have nothing better to do, but also because I needed to buy a plunger because my wife shit her way through our toilet and we can’t afford a plumber… While at the mall, I figured I’d be able to see a few hot […]

Charli XCX produced a music video for her new song with a bunch of viral personalities, like the actress with the big tits who has been in. a few movies that target the younger crowd because she went to NYU and went viral during the pandemic on social media but who’s name I don’t remember […]

I only know Charli XCX because of her tits. Charli XCX is going viral for a song….I thought she was a mall or nightclub act because I don’t pay attention but her tits have been lurking around the whole celebrity thing figuring it all out for a while. Clearly, I wasn’t paying attention, because apparently […]

Charli XCX has her tits, pierced nipples and all, pretty visible at some Oscars party, that seems to be the Vanity Fair party, which is rumored to be one of the more exclusive parties, even though Em Rata’s tits were there, so they likely invite anyone, all the riff raff, no matter how much of […]

I think one of the most interesting things in this series of pics is that some dude is asking Charli XCX for her autograph and she’s snubbing him. Come one, she had to have hired the kid to do this because there is no way someone is waiting for her autograph in this era, unless […]

I’ve been doing this website for far too fucking long and it obviously triggers some serious questions about my mental health, clearly something is very wrong with me, but it also triggers some serious questions about the direction I took in my life over the years, because people have made a lot of money adjacent […]

Charli XCX may not be the bootleg bottom of the barrel, discount bin pop star she once was when she first got signed and was on the Night Club or Mall tour that no one noticed…. She’s shown up day after day and is now considered a top tier pop star thanks to marketing and […]

A little under a decade ago, Charli XCX was some chubby UK popstar who came to America to make it. She was one of the popstars who always wore those leotards and was figuring out her act and persona. She had tours, that were probably just birthday parties and old folks homes, maybe the occasional […]

Charli XCX, who sold her soul during the Pandemic, you can tell because she was a relative nobody who had a record deal but who no one gave a shit about, but quickly became the host of a series on the streamers, rich enough to buy a 30 million dollar home in LA, and all […]