I have just applied for a job at celebrity blog thesuperficial.com because I think it would be funny to get hired and do everything I can to bring them down while making some money off writing for the first time in my life. I’ll let you know if I get the job. This is the […]

I have just applied for a job at celebrity blog thesuperficial.com because I think it would be funny to get hired and do everything I can to bring them down while making some money off writing for the first time in my life. I’ll let you know if I get the job. This is the […]

The site being down makes me feel like I am Christopher Reeves bound to a wheelchair with little I can do. I just wait for someone to email me offering their expert blog knowledge to make all the headaches go away..Until that happens, all I can really do is surf the internet add links to […]

I am tired of people saying that these American Idol sluts don’t have talent. I can’t really tell if bitch sucks a dick proper because whoever sent the pictures in decided to turn his dick into a cartoon character which is pretty fucking funny because I don’t understand what the fuck dude’s trying to hide, […]

I just had a fight with my Sri Lanka cigar vendor down the street. He’s trying to charge me 2 dollars more than he’s supposed to for my shitty cigars. I am not made of money so I told him to fuck himself. Even if I was made of money, I wouldn’t give it to […]

My traffic is shit. It’s back to what it was last fall. All this daily updated shit for nothing but heartache and pain. I can only assume all the sites linking me decided that today would be they day they all stop, but I’m not that much of a pussy. If I had a site […]

Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, […]

Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, […]

I linked the story in my stepLINKS at 4 am last night, but doubt any of you fuckers noticed. I finally figured out how to work it. I was in a way more creative mood last night when drunk than now, but figured I should post this picture direct you to my links and let […]

I think it’s funny that after spending the last 3 hours surfing the Internet for decent links, I have no memory of what I’ve already posted and what’s new because everything is always the fucking same. I was talking to some asshole a while ago and he was telling me that he has cable and […]