I am tired of people saying that these American Idol sluts don’t have talent. I can’t really tell if bitch sucks a dick proper because whoever sent the pictures in decided to turn his dick into a cartoon character which is pretty fucking funny because I don’t understand what the fuck dude’s trying to hide, […]

I just had a fight with my Sri Lanka cigar vendor down the street. He’s trying to charge me 2 dollars more than he’s supposed to for my shitty cigars. I am not made of money so I told him to fuck himself. Even if I was made of money, I wouldn’t give it to […]

My traffic is shit. It’s back to what it was last fall. All this daily updated shit for nothing but heartache and pain. I can only assume all the sites linking me decided that today would be they day they all stop, but I’m not that much of a pussy. If I had a site […]

Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, […]

Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, […]

I linked the story in my stepLINKS at 4 am last night, but doubt any of you fuckers noticed. I finally figured out how to work it. I was in a way more creative mood last night when drunk than now, but figured I should post this picture direct you to my links and let […]

I think it’s funny that after spending the last 3 hours surfing the Internet for decent links, I have no memory of what I’ve already posted and what’s new because everything is always the fucking same. I was talking to some asshole a while ago and he was telling me that he has cable and […]

I don’t know why the fuck my site is white…. My stepLINKS in the sidebar still don’t work because I am working a budget here and that means that things take a long fucking time to make happen. I am still convinced that you fuckers think that it’s an ad, so I am sticking to […]

These are pictures of Ashley Olsen on Vacation. I thought her entire life has been a vacation, but I only say that because I am bitter that she’s a billionaire and I am sitting here eating canned corn kernels at 6 am. I guess it’s all okay because she’s looking pretty hot. It could be […]

Kim Kardashian, better known as Paris Hilton’s hefty sidekick has a sex tape coming out, in the event you never read this site, and this is a preview of her cunt that you will soon be seeing getting suffed hard…. I never get bored of brown girls who show off their boxes. In fact, I […]