I said I would do the stepLINKS and I did them and that isn’t really saying much since you don’t actually click the fucking links. It’s like I scour the fucking internet lookin for decent shit to link up fo no fucking reason and I guess that’s pretty much the story of my life. I […]

Here’s the kind of emails I get because my site is so fucking classy…. Dear drunkenstepfather.com, I’m emailing you today to request a link exchange between our website and yours. I found your website http://www.drunkenstepfather.com by searching Google for “Genital Warts”. I think our websites have a similar theme to your’s, so I am interested […]

I have 2 DVDs to giveaway. I am really big time now, because I am giving away a straight to video movie you’ve never heard of, but it means I am a success to me. When I first started this I couldn’t even get a free coffee at the local coffee shop, even though all […]

I just did these stepLINKS while sitting on the toilet because it is the only place I find privacy I was never into taking long shits and never understood the people who make a ritual out of siting, brining in magazines, books, ipods, videogame consoles, drinks and whatever else they do, but today everyone in […]

It’s the weekend. Here are my links. I just chugged 6 Japanese beers and I think I am drunk. I’d have more to say but some drunk guy is screaming at me from outside my apartment. I am supposed to go see naked chicks at some underground club he heard of. I am pretty sure […]

I remember a time when I worked with a dude who always wanted to take shit breaks together. He would always wait for one of us to have to take a shit before coming into the stall next to us and forcing us to shit together. I always felt a little weird about shitting in […]