I don’t really know if that is technically a true statement, but because of Paris Hilton’s herpes, I am going to say that it is. I guess what I am trying to say is that if you put a pile of shit next to a pile of shit and are asked to choose the prettier […]
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2007
26
Mar
I am – Paris Hilton Does Perez Hilton of the Day
My 37th birthday is in a couple of weeks and I won’t have Paris Hilton at my party, mainly because I am not having a party. My 4 friends are too poor to go out and like chilling in parks and bus shelters, while my wife is too fucking fat to leave the apartment. I […]
2007
21
Mar
I am – Nicky Hilton’s Panty Ass of the Day
The beauty of siblings is that they come from the same bloodline. Nicky Hilton may have been keeping low key over the years, while Paris worked her way in and out and in and out of ever coke party, penis and club in L.A. but that doesn’t mean that Nicky doesn’t have it in her […]
2007
21
Mar
I am – Nicky Hilton's Panty Ass of the Day
The beauty of siblings is that they come from the same bloodline. Nicky Hilton may have been keeping low key over the years, while Paris worked her way in and out and in and out of ever coke party, penis and club in L.A. but that doesn’t mean that Nicky doesn’t have it in her […]
2007
20
Mar
I am – Paris Hilton With Cee-Lo’s Dick of the Day
I wasn’t on the computer all day, I was too busy doing nothing and realized that I missed some pretty important shit like this picture of Paris Hilton playing with some black dude’s dick. In reality, I really think you guys missed out on not having a new Day Dream, but I haven’t got any […]
2007
20
Mar
I am – Paris Hilton With Cee-Lo's Dick of the Day
I wasn’t on the computer all day, I was too busy doing nothing and realized that I missed some pretty important shit like this picture of Paris Hilton playing with some black dude’s dick. In reality, I really think you guys missed out on not having a new Day Dream, but I haven’t got any […]
2007
16
Mar
I am – Paris Hilton’s Mysterious Stain of the Day
Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton with some stain on her dress, it’s obviously not some dude’s nut on her, because nobody has a load like that, not even the kind of guy who would let this bitch with herpes at his dick. It’s just an easy joke waiting to happen and I’ll leave […]
2007
16
Mar
I am – Paris Hilton's Mysterious Stain of the Day
Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton with some stain on her dress, it’s obviously not some dude’s nut on her, because nobody has a load like that, not even the kind of guy who would let this bitch with herpes at his dick. It’s just an easy joke waiting to happen and I’ll leave […]
2007
13
Feb
I am – Paris Hilton’s New Tits of the Day
I was wondering why bitch was laying low the last little while. I just thought it had to do with her Paris Exposed scandal, you know dealing with all the embarrassment…but then I realized that Paris has no soul and can’t get embarrassed. Her ego fueled life doesn’t let her give a fuck about what […]
2007
13
Feb
I am – Paris Hilton's New Tits of the Day
I was wondering why bitch was laying low the last little while. I just thought it had to do with her Paris Exposed scandal, you know dealing with all the embarrassment…but then I realized that Paris has no soul and can’t get embarrassed. Her ego fueled life doesn’t let her give a fuck about what […]