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2007

26

Mar

I am – Paris Hilton Does Perez Hilton of the Day

My 37th birthday is in a couple of weeks and I won’t have Paris Hilton at my party, mainly because I am not having a party. My 4 friends are too poor to go out and like chilling in parks and bus shelters, while my wife is too fucking fat to leave the apartment. I […]

2007

21

Mar

I am – Nicky Hilton’s Panty Ass of the Day

The beauty of siblings is that they come from the same bloodline. Nicky Hilton may have been keeping low key over the years, while Paris worked her way in and out and in and out of ever coke party, penis and club in L.A. but that doesn’t mean that Nicky doesn’t have it in her […]

2007

21

Mar

I am – Nicky Hilton's Panty Ass of the Day

The beauty of siblings is that they come from the same bloodline. Nicky Hilton may have been keeping low key over the years, while Paris worked her way in and out and in and out of ever coke party, penis and club in L.A. but that doesn’t mean that Nicky doesn’t have it in her […]

2007

20

Mar

I am – Paris Hilton With Cee-Lo’s Dick of the Day

I wasn’t on the computer all day, I was too busy doing nothing and realized that I missed some pretty important shit like this picture of Paris Hilton playing with some black dude’s dick. In reality, I really think you guys missed out on not having a new Day Dream, but I haven’t got any […]

2007

20

Mar

I am – Paris Hilton With Cee-Lo's Dick of the Day

I wasn’t on the computer all day, I was too busy doing nothing and realized that I missed some pretty important shit like this picture of Paris Hilton playing with some black dude’s dick. In reality, I really think you guys missed out on not having a new Day Dream, but I haven’t got any […]

2007

16

Mar

I am – Paris Hilton’s Mysterious Stain of the Day

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton with some stain on her dress, it’s obviously not some dude’s nut on her, because nobody has a load like that, not even the kind of guy who would let this bitch with herpes at his dick. It’s just an easy joke waiting to happen and I’ll leave […]

2007

16

Mar

I am – Paris Hilton's Mysterious Stain of the Day

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton with some stain on her dress, it’s obviously not some dude’s nut on her, because nobody has a load like that, not even the kind of guy who would let this bitch with herpes at his dick. It’s just an easy joke waiting to happen and I’ll leave […]

2007

13

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton’s New Tits of the Day

I was wondering why bitch was laying low the last little while. I just thought it had to do with her Paris Exposed scandal, you know dealing with all the embarrassment…but then I realized that Paris has no soul and can’t get embarrassed. Her ego fueled life doesn’t let her give a fuck about what […]

2007

13

Feb

I am – Paris Hilton's New Tits of the Day

I was wondering why bitch was laying low the last little while. I just thought it had to do with her Paris Exposed scandal, you know dealing with all the embarrassment…but then I realized that Paris has no soul and can’t get embarrassed. Her ego fueled life doesn’t let her give a fuck about what […]

2007

30

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton Exposed Documents of the Day

I know you know that I’ve been keeping on top of this Pair Hilton bullshit and lucky for you one of my readers sent in a link to all of her documents. I haven’t gone through them all yet, but I am pretty sure there are some amazing things like the phone conversation with some […]