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2016

17

Oct

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Naked for Victoria’s Secret Porn of the Day

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio are some trash from Victoria’s Secret did this nude shoot either for Victoria’s Secret, or on a Victoria’s Secret shoot, and everyone was so happy…so excited….because it was all censored nipple to nipple like a gang of lesbians…but Stella Maxwell is only a lesbian for opportunity, when the fake lesbian […]

2016

12

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I was supposed to have a college girl from the internet, which means she’s likely a college 50 year old obese man, who may or may not be myself…talking to myself as I do…to meet up with me to get drunk and masturbate for me…you know girls love being watched…it’s trendy and fills that void […]

2016

12

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think I am going to pretend that I am an overweight woman – pretending to be a misogynist famewhore hunter – because it makes my storyline funnier – and because women can get away with rape jokes, because as women they can just spin it to pretend they’ve been raped…the whole “I’m a racist, […]

2016

05

Oct

Stella Maxwell’s Looking Hot for HappySocks of the Day

Stella Maxwell is not just a lesbian looking hipster with uneven sized tiny tits….she’s not even a lesbian looking hipster with uneven tiny tits….she’s a promo model…she’s a Victoria’s Secret model… She’s no longer a Miley Cyrus fucking social climber, and no longer sucking up to Barbara Palvin to get into Victoria’s Secret…because she’s fucking […]

2016

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

step My activity for the weekend is to take discreet selfies of girls in public places, then finding them on social media, and sending it to them…just to let them know I’m there…and that I appreciate them…and that internet is a creepy fucking place… Goodtimes will be had…and you should follow my lead, we’ll start […]

2016

29

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I told a girl I would fuck her. She said she’d only fuck me if she was dead and didn’t have a choice in the matter…to which I said deal….and everyone around me thought I was disgusting…even though she offered it… The funny thing about inclusivity – where we have to embrace everyone’s gender and […]

2016

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to tell girls that they are my viagra, when staring in their eyes and grabbing myself while licking my licks, as I wait in line for a Starbuck Pumpkin Spice Latte…especially when the girl in front of me, ordering the most obnoxious and pretentious drink you can order, because she’s a spoiled cunt […]

2016

26

Sep

Stella Maxwell Nipples of the Day

Stella Maxwell reminds me of every lesbian hipster I meet on Tinder who aren’t full on lesbians because they like being fucked by dudes aggressively – but they love to talk about being lesbians because it makes them feel more intune with the plight of the woman, the kind of girls who smear periods on […]

2016

22

Sep

Hilary Duff Big Mom Tits of the Day

I didn’t give a fuck about Hilary Duff when she was the Miley Cyrus or the Bella Thorne or whatever the 17 year old turned 18 year old of the moment is… Which I like to think proves that I am not like most American Men who are obsessed with youth because it reminds them […]

2016

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out that I like watching young college girls in their first few weeks of college….wearing their slutty party dresses and leggings…sing Karaoke…mainly drake songs…while dancing around showing their asses and not giving a fuck because they are natural performers, their generation are all natural performers…they perform for their selfies and each other and […]