OOPS – FORGOT TO PUBLISH THESE…. I am going to be at coachella on tinder from my couch in Canada. Thanks to tinder plus for the hook up. If you see me while at the exclusive parties – Swipe right. We will sext. I accidentally saw my neighbor watching ELLEN and realized that for some […]
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2016
12
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I am trying to convince a girl to get butt plugs for ANAL training, but her main concern is the shit…because shit is gross So in my anal training course, I suggest she stop eating for 48 hours before anal….or she can stop 24 hours before and have a series of enemas, because poo is […]
2016
30
Mar
Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day
Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the […]
2016
17
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s St Patrick’s day, so go out there and find some beer drinking women, who look like beer drinking women, because at closing of the bar, they’ll be down to get their beer drinking guts cummed all over… It’s a fact, some of the grossest looking girls lurk in Irish pubs…and who needs St Patrick […]
2016
17
Mar
Pixie Lott in Lingerie of the Day
Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…Here she is in lingerie. I don’t know what the shoot is for. I couldn’t tell you any of Pixie Lott’s songs. I just know that she’s got a hot body and is in lingerie, which as a pervert, is all that really matters, all the other shit, like […]
2016
09
Mar
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 24 in Facebook Jail The only thing I miss about Facebook is seeing the happy relationship pictures of people, you know the status updates about how in love they are, those along with motivational or inspirational quotes are my jam, way better than the political rants of […]
2016
02
Mar
Stella Maxwell’s Topless Beach of the Day
Stella Mawell is the hipster Victoria’s Secret Angel, who makes very little sense to any dudes who browse through the Victoria’s Secret catalog, but then again, any dudes browsing through the Victoria’s Secret catalog are probably weird, considering there’s an internet with a lot of porn, and this shit is boring, yet familiar, like a […]
2016
26
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I won a small battle last night, for someone who doesn’t bother trolling the internet because I’ve said all I need to say to people, and prefer just announcing it here for no one to read or care, rather than on facebook or twitter, and that small battle is that I posted a picture of […]
2016
25
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
The Internet is So Mainstream…. Here are some stepLINKS… Huge Fucking Tits CLICK HERE Korean Girls Try To Open Their Eyes CLICK HERE Guy Shoots Kid with an Airsoft Rifle CLICK HERE Bella Thorne Braless CLICK HERE Hollywood Scrambles for “TOP VICTIM” – Topless Julie Demply Says it’s Women.. CLICK HERE Bieber Tried to Bang […]
2016
25
Jan
Woman VS Wacka Flocka of the Day
Some white girl culturally appropriated hip hop by going to one of their private white’s can watch and pay money, but can’t participate, because black lives matter events, even though their music is put out, booked and promoted by white people, and their audience they target is white people, not to mention the girls they […]