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2016

20

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Bra and Panty Set for Allure of the Day

There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage….and that Miley threatened to leak the video when her and Demi were having some Disney based fight we can assume was based on jealousy because one actor / singer with a big fanbase hated the […]

2016

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Dress code at my office is as slutty as possible Seriously…I’m naked right now… Can’t get more slutty than naked… I mean I guess I could start sticking things in my ass, hoping for a prostate orgasm, but I was never into that…but that’d be way sluttier than just naked… I dress slutty to set […]

2016

11

Jan

Stella Maxwell Shows Her Nipples of the Day

Stella Maxwell is a hipster model who Victoria’s Secret was scammed into using by her agency, thanks to hanging out with the right people and being all cool and hip and at all that…someone who was fingered by Miley Cyrus, or who fingered Miley…doesn’t matter…because she’s doing it tits…out…nipples out…as these young girls do…just so […]

2015

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are some New Years Eve stepLINKS….for 2016…the last of 2015…a depressing day to reflect on our failures…convince ourselves that this upcoming year will be a game changer….a reset where nothing happens…but the idea of it excites us…..but I still do this shit year after year…it’s gotta end eventually…maybe it will be 2016, but will […]

2015

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Trying to get girls to send you videos of them fucking their boyfriends or husbands, even ex husbands or ex boyfriends, has proven to be a challenge, because I guess sharing intimate moments, like having sex, is not quite like sending intimate moments like masturbation, and instead of being tease, is amateur porn, and no […]

2015

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Twas the Night Before Christmas Eve and everyone is fucking crazy. I saw at least 3 road rage incidents, and I haven’t even left my couch….because for some, mainly poor people, Christmas is depressing as fuck…while the rich people just medicate. Statistically, at least one of you will commit suicide this season.. I’d like to […]

2015

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I love going to the stripclub this time of year. It is absolutely fucking depressing. To make things worse, or more amazing, depending how you look at it, I seek out the most bootleg strip club in town, you know the kind with pregnant dancers and three patrons, because they are the most desperate… Last […]

2015

22

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Nipple of the Day

I feel like I’ve posted this too small for her chubby body nipple pic before, but let’s do it again…. There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage and just crazy Disney kids coming into their own strategic fame whoring, before having a […]

2015

17

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out that your chances of touching a vagina are better when you don’t wait in line in costume to see the Star Wars movie like some retard buying into the hype of a fucking moving because your actual life is sad….. The chances of touching a vagina are also better when you don’t […]

2015

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s christmas so I didn’t tell the hooker I fuck that her vagina smells…I just say “you should shower, in case your vagina smells”…which is far more decent than the usual “did you shit inside your pussy”… I also didn’t cum in her mouth, in fact, I valiantly pushed her head out of the way […]