Dark Knight is hitting theaters tomorrow and people everywhere are going fucking crazy for the shit, so I decided to do some investigative reporting and hit up people who may have some insight on the movie because I am all about getting exclusive content. So I interviewed someone close to Heath Ledger, here it is: […]

I am a little emotional right now. I feel rejected and inadequate. I can’t really focus on writing anything because all the great things I was going to write about just got lost in my head because I am so distraught. A telemarketer just called me, she sounded hot and I embraced the one phone […]

I was in a public bathroom at some busy place today and while peeing, saw two guys, who were seemingly straight, although a little too fit to not have seen each other naked at the gym walk into the stall together. All the urinals were taken and there was a bit of a line-up, but […]

So I got this email: “Judaism isn’t a race it’s a religion” I always thought that you were an asshole, but kind of one of those quite intelligent assholes whose spelling, punctuation and grammar are still pretty good, you know? But this quote shows that you’re actually a dumb asshole. Judaism is a race. It’s […]

I’ve had some bad internet luck the last couple days and I am trying to sort it out but it’s not working out too well for me. What is working out for me is that people still hate me despite my absence from the internet and are sending me hateful messages. Here’s one I got […]