I was walking down the street and I see this fat girl, who was clearly trying to get in shape, decked out fully in her workout gear, riding home from work on a bike, and as she got to the intersection, either a car cut her off, or she lost her balance and she fell […]

So I saw a guy with a shirt that said “Let’s Hug It Out” and since I was feeling a little lonely, walked up to him and tried to hug him. He pushed me off so I backed off and moved in again from another angle. This went on for about 5 minutes before he […]

If you are wondering why I have taken so long to get the links up, it’s because I was depressed and dealing with some pretty major personal loss. The dudes from the alley outside my house, who have been sneaking back there the last 3 weeks to do whatever the fuck they do, and that […]

I got in a fight with a ghetto 8 year old black chick who was hangin in a park near the bench I was sitting on. She spotted me and I guess wanted to start shit because she pretty much started walking my way singing some song….as she got closer, her voice got louder and […]

I went to watch a bunch of senior lawn bowling because I heard it’s the number one place to spot someone have a heart attack or stroke and I figured it would make me value my life a little more than I already do. I am lying, I went because I heard it was a […]

I had to go to a Wedding this past weekend, not because I was friends with the Bride and Groom, but because I was friends with a guy who was madly in love with the bride and couldn’t figure out how to sabotage the wedding so he brought me along in hopes that I’d act […]