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2019

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Pretty rough week for mass shootings, a terrifying concept really, the reason I don’t leave the house, or trust being outside because people are crazy….but it reminds us that lame as fuck loser white dudes who can’t get laid are angry. Like any mass shooting, the anti-gun people are going crazy, but have to realize […]

2019

19

Jul

Diane Kruger Crop Top of the Day

Apparently Diane Kruger is my German Crush….I wasn’t aware of…because the old broad, like Heidi Klum is out her showing off that this Generation of German woman, who was born a generation after Hitler’s Eugenics program of Ethnic Cleansing, are not tainted by the unfavorable DNA of unfavorable people, because they were killed off… It’s […]

2019

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Is your favorite thing on the internet seeing girls you know leave comments on other girls you know’s social media….when you also know both women hate each other and independent of each other talk shit to you about each other…reminding you that the internet is so fucking fake..even though girls do that same shit in […]

2019

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a one legged girl break dancing as a street busker or performer…and people were cheering her on and loving it…you know some friendly encouragement that I read as “people like seeing freaks dance”….cuz they are sick fucks.. Or maybe it was they like encouraging one legged people to dance because it’s a feat, […]

2019

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

You’re probably drunk by your bonfire on you Fourth of July festivities, even tough everyday is AMERICA DAY….because everyone wants to be American…. As it turns out, we live in a world where girls who post nudes are calling out other girls who post nudes for not being authentic in their posting of nudes…and that […]

2019

04

Jun

Tits at the CFDA Fashion Awards of the Day

I don’t know if the CFDA is some Fashion AIDS event that all these people attend like AIDS is still a death sentence, or like they care about AIDS, when really they just care about being seen at luxurious events….I guess I could just google it… As it turns out, CFDA is for emerging designers, […]

2019

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Whenever any girl gives you a hard time…you just have to say shut up bitch, you’re from a broken home, your mind wasn’t developed properly, thanks to malnutrition and psychological issues from being broken…distracted you from being normal….it’s effective with people in line in front of you at the grocery store taking too fucking long […]

2019

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was in a store, randomly stalking a girl, in what I call following her in real life, far less intrusive than following her on the internet, plus I couldn’t follow her on the internet, I didn’t know her name and I wasn’t about to steal her purse to find out… She had leggings on. […]

2019

25

Feb

Oscars Round-up of the Day

The oscars…. I decided to LIVE TWEET on my TWITTER …the least followed twitter for the amount of time I’ve been on Twitter…the majority of my tweets were my deep hatred for Lady Gaga that is warranted, because I paid to rent A Star is Born to see the hype, and I quickly discovered that […]

2019

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I wouldn’t know, I use the lady’s bathroom because I identify as a woman…but only whilst at the gym…because I needn’t further explain my front hole is that of what I consider a woman’s for the sake of watching bitches shower after their workout…a lifelong fetish of mine, one that has been hard to realize […]