My dream is to open a chain of fish and chip restaurants called the Battered Wives, or Battered like my Wife, I just need a group of battered wives to front it, because in this vanilla snowflake bullshit, you can’t have a good pun, or a “mysogynistic” vibe, but if you have “i’m a battered […]
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2017
17
Aug
stepLINKS of the DAy
I was having a debate with my wife about whether it is appropriate to call her a cum dumpster, because at one point in time, before being fat slob who gave up on life and started fucking with me, she used to be a hooker who would take all kind of cum up on her…usually […]
2017
16
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
People are freaking out about a meme that says something like “every hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina”…because people are simplistic and think it’s a clever saying that I am sure has been said before because yes…we were all born… I think a better meme would be “every hand you’ve touched has been […]
2017
15
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
The highlight of my day was seeing a crackhead looking woman’s skirt get blown up by the wind…because she who was nicely thin, possibly dying from malnutrition thin, but so good to look at look at from a distant – and from behind because you couldn’t see her toothless crackhead face – and more importantly…the […]
2017
15
Aug
Diane Kruger Beach Erotica of the Day
Diane Kruger is a 41 year old German Goddess, who may not be a “nazi” like you’re American white folk in Virginia, but she is probably created, like Heidi Klum, from eugenics, or “strategic” breeding, thanks to her ancestors being Nazis, unlike the white folk in Virginia, because they actually killed millions of people because […]
2017
31
Jul
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
One thing I’ve learned about menstruating feminists who love talking about their periods, they love making art with their periods, they love bragging about being FREE BLEEDERS which isn’t really a thing, but they think it is a thing because they don’t know anything about the 90s when every girl wore a PAD…. Is that […]
2017
19
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I asked my mom friend with great tits if she calls her daughters her “girls” or her “Young Sluts in Training”….they are both under the age of 5, so in just a couple of years they will be running train at kindergarten….like in the movies they watch on the youtube… THE WORLD DOOMED….SUPER GONO EVERYWHERE… […]
2017
11
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
LOVE ME LIKE MY MOM NEVER DID….WITH YOUR BREASTS! My new expression no one understands or cares about is “this reminds me of the scene is GHOST where I masturbate to Patrick Swayze cuz he’s not dead”…..because no one seems to know what GHOST is. I only talk to 20 year olds. But I figure […]
2017
07
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
This weekend’s words of wisdom are very simple… The asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…so be sure to tell her that…because statistically…she’ll be more inclined to let you bust inside her…and a little shit on a dick never hurt anyone…except that guy I know who got a terrible E.Coli / Staph infection and […]
2017
03
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
The biggest attack on America that has happened to me today, the day before your glorious Fourth of July, is when at least three girls I ask for nudes, tell me they will send me nudes, with at least one featuring two vaginas in one frame because she’s at a cottage weekend getaway and feeling […]