Katy Perry has a horrible body. She reminds me of this crippled girl I used to fuck because she was easy….you see despite popular believe, people generally shy away from the cripple girls of they do get guys they are usually there because they are weird, socially awkward, essentially the bottom of the fucking barrel….but I saw opportunity to do things the other girls wouldn’t let me do…

Her ass is dumpy, her legs are shitty and thick, she walks like one leg is shorter than the other, but she has great tits and a badly sized bra…but she’s wet and it is see through and sometimes that is enough….

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As the unofficial Katy Perry fan site who can’t stand Katy Perry’s songs, performance, persona, body, attitude, voice, boyfriend, fashion sense, dancing skills, look, haircut, ankles, ass and pretty much everything else there is about her, but can appreciate her big ol’ tits, I have no choice but to post this video of her from her Esquire shoot….

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I don’t know if this is actually Katy Perry, but her fat hips make me think it is….and since my site is the unofficial Katy Perry fan site, I’m gonna post the shit…..cuz as the unofficial Katy Perry fan site, I know that there are pictures of Katy Perry circulating of her naked, getting titty fucked, getting fucked, etc. She was a bad girl rebelling from her Jesus loving family and that works for me…what doesn’t work for me is everything else about her, cuz she fucking sucks, except maybe her tits…cuz her tits are pretty alright….leaving me confused as hell…

I do want to thank my girl Tassia on Twitter for sending this to me while I was out drinking and otherwise would have waited til tuesday to post the shit after the story was stale and expired….Cuddles…

Happy 4th of July…

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A picture of some big breasted chick who looks a lot like Katy Perry is making the rounds today and I figure fake or not this is probably a good enough rendition of Katy Perry topless to make it legit….I’m not sure if you get what I mean, but let me put it to you like this…you don’t need to see the Mona Lisa in person to know a sketch or picture someone made of it is the Mona Lisa, you kinda just get the gist of it and really that’s all that matters….

But the good news is that I know two people who have fucked the real Katy Perry, and both those people have pictures, they just won’t share them with me but I am working on it…

You see she was a slut when she was breaking out of her religious oppressed household…and there’s documented proof that I’m working on getting for you, just stay tuned….

In the meantime here’s a taste of what it may look like…a taste I can only assume her management staged.

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We get it – she made a reputation for herself by launching her career with a song called “I kissed a girl and I liked it” and now she has to live up to it, otherwise more people will know she’s a pig rolling around in her own fucking bullshit to keep cool…The kiss is awkward and there is no tongue and reminds me of when I used to try to get High School girls to kiss in the park, it’s like no tongue, hardly a kiss on the lips, boring shit you’d see someone do to their dying grandmother in hopes to breathe some life back into her…and not something you’d jerk off to…

Now get her fucking song out of my head…they polluted my life with it last year and I can only assume it was some brainwashing technology that made me memorize it without wanting to leading to album sales and I guess the damage is fucking done…and I’m not very happy about it….but I can only blame Katy Perry for doing this to me and I will have to one day find my revenge…ideally via hate-titty-fucking….

Pics via Fame

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I gotta hand it to religion. I figure if you oppress your kid enough they will break free and show the world what they’ve been hiding under their turtle necks all these years, and in Katy Perry’s case, it works out alright for us, since nothing else that she does is remotely interesting….I know she’s a right time, right place situation that would have never happened if she didn’t live in LA…and I know her album was a joke that she laughed about with her friends…but for some reason shit just hit and I guess I can’t hate her for that and I also can’t hate her spanx for making me think she may actually have a decent body….

Here are some other pics of Katy Perry’s tits in another dress, cuz that’s all she’s got going for her…except for the fact that she has this ridiculous pop career that involves her shitty singing and awkward dancing….

Pics via Bauer

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Katy Perry’s new album theme is pretty appropriate. This whole candy, milk and cookies, ice cream theme suits her tight dress wearing sloppy lookin gunt right. I hate this pig, I hate her novelty act, I hate her music, I hate her awkward dancing that is not hot no matter how hard she tries to make it hot, I think she’s a stain on the entertainment industry.

I do however like the kid recording this clip, especially when he says shut up…it’s substantially more interesting and takes more skill than anything this cunt is doing in her performance….

All she has is good tits and I guess sometimes that’s enough….

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Katy Perry is fucking awkward. She’s a sloppy pig of a person and whenever I see her trying to be cute, or funny, or interesting, or hot, or talented or even controversial and sexy in her latex outfit that normally make men want to cum all over no matter what shit is on, even if it looks like a cheesy 80s boardshort….

She can’t put on a good show, or sing a song well, or sing a good song worth listening to, or even dance….

She is just a disaster of a person…who some how tricked the public into thinking she was worth noticing…..which I guess she is worth noticing…since I am a dude and I like natural lookin tits and she knows her self worth…and shows off her fat natural lookin tits as often as possible…cuz I guess that’s all it really takes….

So as much as I hate giving her any credit….she’s doin’ that titty thing proper…and sometimes that’s all you gotta do proper to get ahead….just ask your local stripper….or in my case…my mother…

Pics via Fame

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I fucking hate Katy Perry…..she is so irritating….this some sersiously scipted bullshit that I don’t fully understand because I had to put it on mute. I don’t know what this little girl cutsey voice while showing off her tits act she’s trying to pull, or this 1950s quoting Marilyn Monroe while showing off her tits bullshit is, the bitch is such a serious fucking pig who doesn’t deserve all this attention, but then again she’s showing off her tits and sometimes that’s enough for me apparently, since this is my second Katy Perry post today….and that depresses me more than the fact that she’s famous, it’s like I am sucked in and stuck under her titty spell despite hating her and if I don’t fight this off, my site may become a fan site for her….but on the positive note, I know 3 different people with sex videos of her. I just haven’t got my hands on the shit, but it’s just a matter of time before her whore oppressed Christian ass gets seen in action….and I can pretty much promise that I’ll be on the frontlines of this war….and here she is bullshitting on some French TV show. I hate her….

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