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Archive for the LOLZ Category

2014

16

Apr

Some Unsuspecting Fingering of the Day

This is the best video I’ve seen in a long time, that I feel like I’ve seen before, whether it was something I was participating in, or just observing while drunk, or maybe I’ve just seen this video before and I love it…because girls when a girl is distracted by a puking friend, it’s the best time to sneak attack…and seems to workout for everyone in the end…I was always more of a dance floor fingerer, but this works…

If you don’t like that, and I can’t see how you wouldn’t like that, here’s an old man sneaking a finger…on his passed out buddy…weird…

And here’s a girl fingering her ass and smelling it…

Posted in:LOLZ|Videos

2014

14

Apr

US Airways are a Bunch of Pervert Porn Pedlars of the Day

So US Airways automated response, randomly selected the best fucking Boeing 777 pic to ever retweet to their audience of what I can assume are a lot of people who aren’t following them for the pussy pics…

This shit is probably the best fuck up a corporation has made in a while, up there with the local affiliate who played a porn scene during the superbowl, only this is for some reason way funnier to me…like a plane crash right into a aviation fetishists vagina…

I am so into this…US Airways is so good at Twitter. Let’s hope they start doing live demos of this on their flights using their flight attendants…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

07

Apr

Chance the Rapper is a Joker of the Day

This is pretty funny…So I guess there’s a rapper named Chance the Rapper…and some kid took a pic of him at the airport, tagging him, and since everyone is addicted to their phone and on social media all day, chance the rapper got notified and got the kid back…and for some reason…I find that pretty funny…even though I’m more into trolling people so hard it robs them of their souls…or at least their self confidence…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

07

Apr

#SFWPorn is Making a Comeback of the Day

In 2008 Diesel Did a SFW XXX campaign that revolutionized advertising….

In 2009 THEY BECAME A YOUTUBE THING

In 2014…I can’t believe I still write this site…I mean 2008 was so fucking long ago…but more importantly, the #SFWPorn joke is alive and going viral…again.

In what is nothing to new to me, or most people old enough to remember 2008, here are some pics of some SFWPorn images because they still make me laugh and I’m glad this is becoming a thing, even if it is 6 years too late.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

03

Apr

Fat Teen Gets Stuck in Sewer Trying to Save her Phone of the Day

The highlight of my day was seeing pics of this fat girl who got stuck in a sewer when trying to save her cellphone that she obviously dropped in the sewer, the only thing that would make this better is if it was a video…because I have a think for fat girls failing at more than just their diet and I also have a thing for people’s general stupidity and lack of common sense, so when the two merge…it brings great joy to me…because when you have no soul, it’s the little things that matter.

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2014

27

Mar

Finally a Bracelet I can Endorse of the Day

As much as I hate the live strong bracelet, I always liked that it allowed me to identify the cunts of the world. It was like some nazi regime labelling system to categorize the people deemed bad…..

But a way to celebrate a lifestyle that fights fat chicks at the source and that they can unify and find like minded anorexics who don’t judge them for being anorexics is a cause I can endorse…

It’s like society tells me it’s mean to laugh at a fat chick eating cake because she’s fat and has a right to eat cake, but the second a bitch says no to cake because she likes being skinny, it’s a fucking scandal…and then Lena Dunham gets her own show…which is the real scandal…

Either way, Anorexia Support…amazing.

Anorexics can wear the bracelet in order to identify other sufferers, while reminding them to “stay true” to their diet.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

20

Mar

Masturbating Monkey of the Day

Some people say when on a shitty vacation, while drunk, and all alone, the best thing to do is to spank the monkey, but in this Nicaragua hotel, for an extra fee, the Monkey spanks you.

This was sent to me via some girl sharing a room with the dude in the picture, who I am sure will be happy I am sharing his hand job from a monkey, that he paid for, picture with the world…

I smell lawsuit, but let’s hope it goes viral first…because anyone who pays to get a hand job from monkey, should be outted to the world….it’s the most ridiculous pic I have been sent to date.

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2014

20

Mar

The Weirdest Guy on Twitter of the Day

So I found this guy named Steve Dawson on twitter.

I assume he’s a meme, or something in the UK, because he has a bunch of followers.

Here is what he had to say about himself:

My name is Steven D, I am 41years old, I live on my own in a Flat in Ashford Kent, I have got a girlfriend called Lisa Davis, who i am going out with

His pictures are fucking ridiculous. He is obviously retarded in some way. He post pics of cam girls he’s watching, his disgusting food, and his doing weirdness..he needs to viral…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

19

Feb

Best Sochi Olympic Fail to Date of the Day

Pretty obvious reason why this Fail is the Win….of the Sochi Olympic fails…even better than the double toilet, and the Olympic ring not going off…not just because I am from Canada…but because I love anal…Turn that frown upside down girl…no wait part of what I like about anal is how little the girl enjoys it…

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

23

Jan

Weather Channel Fail of the Day

I think the biggest fail in recent years is that the Weather Channel and their league of Meteorologists have tried to sensationalize their jobs by like they were working for Hard Copy or some other tabloid show…by naming winter storms like they were hurricanes that needed to be tracked, I guess because when you’re a weather man…all you have going for you, besides fucking the weather woman behind the green screen map, is tracking the storm from your shitty office at your shitty low level local news channel studio…dreaming of the day you become Al Roker…

I mean that was the biggest fail, until they named a winter storm Janus, and had a dude stand in front of the “J”…

Funnies.

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

05

Dec

Best Selfie of the Day

This makes me laugh…some dude was on a bridge about to Jump and some chick took a selfie with him…it’s the best selfie ever and I would have done the same fucking thing because this is a me mentality world we live in…always producing content for our social media…and more importantly, who gives a fuck about some suicidal asshole…it’s not like she can get up there and save him, so she might as well seize the fucking moment and end up on the cover of the newspaper…this is selfie was the biggest thing ever for her and I think I’m in love..

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2013

02

Dec

TipsForJesus is Pretty Ridiculous of the Day

I guess the Catholic church is up to some kind of PR Stunt, you know trying to take away the fact that they are pedophiles, but rather put focus on good, if giving some random waiter 10,000 dollars for his cocaine addiction is really doing good…

You know, let Santa be the pedophile for a change, and anonymous acts of kindness for the lord and saviour take some of the heat…

Sure this could just be some kind of prank, but there’s an instagram floating around called TipsForJesus and it made me laugh, because looking at the receipts, I can’t help but wonder why whoever this holier than thou 10,000 dollar tipper is rocking’ out a 6,000 dollar bill before the tip at some Chicago restaurant in the first place…seems pretty excessive…like maybe there’s some serious drinking involved…and dude has money to throw around…

Either way…it’s gone viral..because it’ a good heart warming story to idiots everywhere….

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Posted in:LOLZ|SFW

2013

02

Dec

The Single Best Vine in the History of Vine of the Day

With all the celebrity death, useless gossip and news, we always lose sight of what is important, especially this holiday season, and that is midget strippers on Vine flying through the air…only to fail…because failure is a state of mind…and as far as I’m concerned…she’s fucking won…

I love all this has to offer…

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

06

Nov

Cats in Tights of the Day

This is probably the most insane thing I have seen today…which isn’t really saying much because I just woke up…but it is saying something because I am so desensitized to think anything is insane means it is really fucking weird…and putting your cats in tights..especially if you are a dude and going out and buying the tights…seems on some level kinda sexual in a horrible way…and on all levels creepy as fuck…but I am pretty happy it happened because it’s ridiculous looking…

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Posted in:LOLZ|SFW

2013

01

Nov

Girls Posing in Selfies at Funerals of the Day


This is a fucking genius concept – at least for a minute and if the pictures were better – but I still got a kick out of the SELFIES AT A FUNERAL tumblr, because what better place to take a selfie than at someone’s last stop before the dirt…

Sure I am a little less into PG shit, and ever since my mom died, I haven’t been overly sensitive about death and think it’s funny to mock it, so I’d be more into seeing people pranking the corpse, it’s like the street art of funeral parlours…but I think it may be illegal..

That said, here’s the best selfies at funerals these people could find on Instagram, I am sure if I looked it up, there would be more and they would be better…

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