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2014

23

Apr

Sarah Hyland Creepy Underage Looking Shoot for Flaunt of the Day

SARAH HYLAND is the genetic freak you can assume her mother put on hormone suppressing medication to be like an Olympic gymnast all stunted growth and shit so that she looks young forever…and can make the family money forever…even when she’s well over 18….you know up on some Mickey Rooney shit…that’s just weird to look at, especially when the fashion magazine she is doing an editorial shoot for, plays up on the fact that she looks 12 years old, and makes her pose with dolls like shit’s a fucking fetish shoot, when I guess it is, and more importantly, when I guess the only people buying Sarah Hyland magazines are pervert fetishists looking for more of this shit…either way…weird as fuck

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2014

09

Apr

Sarah Hyland at the Renaissance Faire for the Real Virgins of the Day

I generally assume that I write this site for a bunch of virgin losers who can’t get laid or even really interact with girls because they are so fucking awkward. I am talking the kind of guy who can’t even hire a hooker or get a lap dance because he’s too fucking shy and awkward…I am talking full on autistic, socially inept shit that unfortunately manifested as a porn addiction and not an actual addiction to building software…you know the lonely, welfare, obsessive compulsive who spends hours making models of their favorite stars out of their own semen…while tweeting them love letters all night…

Well…this one’s for you…the real virgin loser…because you love that Renaissance LARPING shit…and you love Sarah Hyland…because that’s just the kind of world we live in..

I hope this doesn’t make you cum yourself, but the fact is it’s from the weekend, so you’ve probably already printed these up onto a ripe melon you plan on fucking the shit of, cuz with virgin loser comes innovative masturbation practices.

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2014

20

Feb

Sarah Hyland Doesn’t Like Her Titties Grabbed of the Day

So this is the story:

Sarah was witnessed pushing the man away, and screamed, “Don’t touch me there!” Her security immediately stepped in to question the fan, and then passed the matter over to local police.

After the incident, security removed Sarah from the venue via a rear door.

This is her Publicist’s answer to her fans:

My opinion is that this girl is a little confused. Two days ago she’s producing FURRIES EROTICA…in Australia like some kind of fetish porn star….and then she’s all mad cuz she got her tit grabbed…

I guess her mentor and co-star in her TV show hasn’t taught her all aspects of being a casting couch hooker in order to be an actress….you know it’s all part of the job…you know she probably got the “show tits to get noticed”…she probably got the “flirt with producers and money”…but the whole let fans touch you for a cheap thrill was skipped because she’s a big star and doesn’t need to deal with commoners..

Actresses are whores and puppets who we make relevant, and in that, they sign off their rights to not be grabbed and fondled…It’s the legitimate “she was wearing a short skirt’…excuse..

The fact is that if I was there, I wouldn’t gone for her vag.

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER GETTING GROPED CLICK HERE

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2013

19

Aug

Sarah Hyland in Her Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some actor in her 20s who looks 12 with budding young breasts most 12 year olds would be too shy to show off because most 12 year olds didn’t work with Sofia Vergara the last 4 or 5 years and learn the tricks of going from single mom pushing 40 to Emmy winner…a trick that happens to be straight from the tits.

She was in Vegas this past weekend, she posted this pic to instagram or some other shit, at least one person masturbated to it, and now is your chance to get up on that too, even if masturbating to pics is some plaid out shit everyone’s doing, you fucking follower…

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2013

21

Mar

Sarah Hyland Rocks a Push-Up Bra of the Day

Sarah Hyland is the 10 year old looking chick, who is actually over 18 from Modern Family and she is showing off the life lessons she has learned from Sofia Vergara, that include but aren’t limited to “TITS”.

So she’s strapped herself into a push up bra for some publicity event and her cleavage is up to her fucking neck….and I like it.

It reminds me of a Junior High dance, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret epidemic, where tweens everywhere want sheer thongs. I saw it on the news.

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2012

19

Dec

Sarah Hyland Isn’t 14 for Glamoholic Magazine of the Day

One of two things happened in this Photoshoot with Sarah Hyland, the 12 year old on Modern Family who is actually not 12, but who was probably on hormone therapy by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as money money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms….

So either Sarah Hyland hit puberty….and figured now was as good a time as any to show off her new womanly body….or…..she always had this body and spending time with guestionable character Sofia Vergara, single mother from Colombia turned Emmy Winner….instead of back alley hooker….has been the mother Sarah Hyland has never had…telling her to “show them tits as hard and fast as you can cuz it will open doors for you”…

And whatever the reason for this shoot…I’m kinda happy it happened….cuz I feel less creepy masturbating to her now that I know she’s got her period….

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2012

22

Nov

Sarah Hyland for Complex of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s sexing it up for Complex Magazine…a Magazine I love and support all the decisions they make in the girls they feature…even if I don’t think they are all that great…

I know there are more people in the world than me…and anyone who watches sitcoms…doesn’t have any taste anyway….and they are the majority….so this one is for them….and I guess every other miserable person with a penis who sees young flesh and that’s all they need…

Happy thanksgiving….


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2012

18

Jul

Sarah Hyland in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Sarah Hyland always looks 12 even though she’s 22. I’m thinking she got up on that Disney hormone therapy they feed young starlets so that they stay young, Project Peter Pan….which is in the office next to Project make the young girl who really wants to live out her dream suck our executive dicks but only after she contractually signs off on it so that we can’t be arrested for being sex offenders….they have it all figured out…those billion dollar corporations celebrating 100 years in the PEDO game…

Either way Sarah Hyland is in her one-piece and it is alright….cuz she is 22 playing out a 12 year old body…

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2012

05

Apr

Ashley Tisdale and Sarah Hyland in Bikinis for OP of the Day

Ashley Tisdale was hired to be the bikini body for Ocean Pacific, a company that was big in the 80s, and that came back as a Walmart brand in the 2000s, because I guess the other people they wanted to get in their bikini to make the campaign actually sell OP to the youth, like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez were busy, getting actual work in movies, in their bikinis, leaving these low hanging irrelevant jobs for their uglier friends…..who have no business ever really being in front of the camera…but who pulled some kind of scam to get here…..a scam that probably involves her HOT LITTLE TIGHT TRAINED BODY

I posted A COUPLE OF THE PAPARAZZI SMEAR PICS OF THE SHOOT ….and here are the final ones….oh and some Sarah Hyland bitch who looks 10 is in it and I’m not into that….but you probably are…


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2012

27

Feb

Sarah Hyland Twitter Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland is the 21 year old who looks 13 that you probably have already masturbated to cuz she’s on TV with Sofia Vergara’s tits….and because you didn’t realize she was 21 and now that you know she’s not 13….you’re deleting all the screen caps you’ve taken of her the last year or two that show’s been on TV….

Well it turns out that like every 21 year old, she’s into showing off bikini pics on social network sites for male attention and male appreciation…cuz why else would chicks put up bikini pics…they obviously know we jerk off to those “spring break” albums….that’s really the whole fucking point of facebook and reconnecting with old friends – isn’t it?

Either way, this is a good start to her post puberty career…..keep up the good attention seeking bitch.

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2010

12

Mar

Sarah Hyland Wearing a Bathing Suit of the Day

I don’t know who this Sarah Hyland chick is – but apparently she’s on TV. I did look up her age, because she’s definitely not worth getting arrested over and it turns out that she’s 19 so despite looking 14, she’s legal and I guess that’s the whole problem with sex offenders, you see there are 14 year olds out there with 32F bra sizes and 20 year olds her look 11, but the guys who fuck the 14 year olds are criminals and the ones who fuck the 20 year olds who look 11 aren’t and I guess all I gotta say is that they better keep a close eye on this Hyland’s boyfriend after she dumps him, I have a feeling he’ll be the weirdo next to the park playground…and for anyone else out there into little boys dressed like girls on the beach…this is for you….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

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2010

09

Mar

Sarah Hyland on the Beach of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some 19 year old who is on Modern Family. She started out her career playing Howard Stern’s daughter on Private Parts, making me wonder if he’d make her ride the sybian like she was an actress he didn’t know when she was 7, or if he’s been waiting to make that happen since she was 7 and I guess it doesn’t matter since I don’t have satelite radio and haven’t heard Howard Stern in over a decade, not that I didn’t think he was funny or worth listening to, but because he got banned in Canada and I am to lazy to bother.

She is in her bikini top with her boyfriend, possibly the guy who took her virginity, because at 19 you have two types of girls, the sluts at a young age, or the girls who only give it up to the guy they trust enough and end up dating for 3 years before becoming sluts, even today, when most girls are sucking dick at 14 at blowjob parties and letting dudes fuck them up the ass cuz they learned from the Jonas brother’s that keeps you a “virgin”, there are still the semi-wholesome ones…

Not that it matters…just look at the pics….cuz at 19…whether the girl is hot or not…is always hot cuz the age factor outweighs genetics and natural beauty…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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