Sarah Hyland and her broken dead kid kidneys that she stole to keep herself alive are trying to stay fit….to further keep herself alive…because she’s got a love for life…thanks to winning at life being on the TV show that has overpaid her for the last decade….despite that whole Kidney thing…

Anyway, she’s not hot, a genetic freak, she looks like she’s an 85 year old granny….it could be her retard glasses from the 80s and that’s weird, mainly because two years ago she looked like a 4 year old. A terrifying creature….spreading legs.

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Sarah Hyland may be a genetic freak who has a body that rejects her own organs, forcing her to have multiple Organ Transplants, which for an Alcoholic, with an Alcoholic liver, that’s not the best thing to joke around about, knowing that I too will have my organs give out on me, but in my defense I am basically homeless, broke and pathetic, in a miserable life, eating very bad food….and not some under 30 celeb on a hit show…who should be built stronger, who has access to everything, including but not limited to the organs she harvasted, instead of giving them away to someone more deserving….

ANYWAY…she’s weird looking, for the first half of her career on the now finished series, she looked like an 8 year old…..and now she looks like a 90 years old…and it’s not just the dumb glasses…it’s the dumb face…but the body is tiny, the pussy mound serious, as she tries to build some muscle mass so that she doesn’t die.

I figure you might as well jerk off to this pussy performance from a celeb you’ve watched on TV all these years, I mean she didn’t put the pussy performance online for you to NOT jerk off to it. It’s not like this is GYM inspo or technique…it’s straight up “LOOK AT MY PUSSY PERFORM”….let’s film that and put it to press so the world can also “LOOK AT MY PUSSY PERFORM”….

Give her what she wants, even if she’s weird, you bunch of fucking pervs.

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Sarah Hyland posted these pics of her looking horny, like a sexter sexting all her fans because the feedback gives her orgasms. Exhibitionism. That’s how it works I guess.

She is a some sort of genetic freak. She looks like some kind of gremlin who was fed after midnight. She’s had two different Kidney Transplants, which means either 2 people missed out on Kidneys for this bitch, or people on her payroll are trying to keep her alive.

All while maintaining her performance on her sitcom that you know she is overpaid on and that you know is likely her last paying job and not just because she’s going to be dead from her disease…but because not many productions need some sick underdeveloped freak.

She is playing a pregnant girl on this season of her show, which is probably something she can’t do in real life because of all her diseases, but that doesn’t mean she won’t try…because one thing I’ve seen from her social media that I really don’t follow but that I see highlights from is that she seems pretty fucking horny all the time…like that weird nerd who just masturabtes all day…like why are there panties around her neck….and it looks like their may be herpes sores…if you can look anywher ebut the tits she’s putting out there.

She’s a weird creature but it ads diversity to your jerking off. You know sometimes it is ok to jack off to some human-like lizard creature..

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SCAR FETISH PORN…

FAILED KIDNEY PORN….

POSTING PANTY SELFIES CUZ YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF EXHIBITIONIST SLUT PORN…

Do you remember High School in the 80s (I do) when a girl would have a meltdown, like literally cry and never come back to school, if she happened to have her skirt blown up by the wind on lunch break, forcing everyone to see her ass in the biggest and thickest panties imaginable? I do…..I remember when girls in jeans would be HUMILIATED if you saw the top of their underwear over those jeans….I remember when even a bra strap peeking out of a shirt was enough to make a bitch shy….well those days are no more…

Even bitches on TV with millions of dollars are out here living like none of that matters….maybe because they are just trying to be like normal girls, maybe because they like the attention, maybe because they know they are dying so who gives a fuck….all scar empowered, new kidney empowered, maybe the ghost of the person they harvested her organs from is taking over her soul and making her do this….maybe it’s just the times we live in….maybe I say maybe too much.

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If watching a bitch who was so fucking sick they had to replace her Kidney with the Kidney of someone she harvested with her Modern Family money not once…by TWICE….doing some fitness as she tries not to die…is erotic to you…then here’s the genetic mutant who has almost died from her mutation at least more than most people almost die…as she had Kideny Failure…doing a little working out porn for you workout fetishists who aren’t allowed in any gyms in your area thanks to your affliction.

Then This one’s for you….

Nothing like a little workout, or watching someone workout to start the day, even if that person working out is some Halloween movie character with that benjamin button dwarfism disease you’ve seen on Oprah and the likes over the years….

It’s still an ass in leggings in motion and sometimes, that’s all you need.

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Sarah Hyland looks like if Sara Gilbert travelled back in time and had sex with her own father, impregnating herself and later birthing a version of herself, Sarah Hyland – who ended up with a weak body and kidney so that Sarah Gilbert could further travel back in time and kill her own grandmother(potentially Linda Perry), preventing her own birth and therefore making herself immortal.

Anyway here is Sarah Hyland in some new movie being all slutty in her panties on a couch waiting for her black male costar to ask for consent to fuck her. I assume.

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Sarah Hyland is scary as fuck….like a little GREMLIN getting wet…lets hope she doesn’t multiply, even though she’s probably trying to multiply so that she can harvest all their organs to keep her weird self alive…

The Network Television star, who is likely rich as shit from being on Network Television, is still so fucking weird looking, her genetic or immune disorder that she’s never openly come out with….because she doesn’t want you to know she’s dying, but instead wants you to think she’s hot, which is weird, since she’s not…but that won’t stop her…when you know you’re going to die, you stop giving a fuck and put out all that content you’d otherwise never put out there, to maximize and relish in the praise the weirdo perv fans leave int eh comments…cuz you know despite being fucking creepy and weird looking…she’s got pervert fans that want to fuck her cuz she’s their fucking god, their rock of gibraltor, their rosetta stone, their holy grail, their arc of the covenant, their CLIMBING OF MOUNT EVEREST…I don’t know the expression, but she’s their end all be all of pussy…and you may be that pervert fan…so enjoy her bath time creepiness cuz she looks 12 or 97….I can’t tell….

Here she is working out..

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Sarah Hyland is out here bragging in her bikini top…not about her mini tits… (be sure to buy your minuture cinderblocks cuz they are cool )

She’s out here bragging that she’s landed a dude and that she’s getting married and that the whole thing is so exciting…a dream come true…where she gets to be that Disney Princess romance…despite the dude marrying her being gay and only in it cuz she’s a famous girl on TV…rolling the dice on inheriting her money cuz she’s already had 2 Kidney Transplants…what’s giving her a few years to make her feel normal before she expires….cuz that money will go a long way in the GAY SCENE…

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Sarah Hyland fucking terrifies me…and I don’t know if it is because I know that she’s got an Autoimmune disease and my erection detects shitty genetics on some primal level…it’s telling me “don’t reproduce with that shit”….because it is literal shit….you know because my primal instinct doesn’t factor in the things that get Sara Hyland presented as being “hot” or “desirable”..like being famous, on a TV show, and RICH…

You know a person is far more appealing when they are taken out of their context…it allows you to really focus on how annoying everything they say is when they talk to their phone and how NOT fucking hot they are even when showing their tits….rather than getting blinded by the shine of the glitz and glam of celebrity.

Sarah Hyland and her multiple KIDNEY transplants cuz she’s so shit even her vital organs want out….is overrated, not hot, but you don’t care…you’re a fan boy weirdo and that’s ok…just keep it to your damn self.

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