Kate Upton, who is now a mom, brought out her tits in a bikini. She did it with her arms pressing into the tits to give them some perk. Some old slutty tactics to give tits pop. “Oh let me just hold this drink in a way that squeezes my massive fat tits together for the photo”. Tactics she has to take because otherwise people could lose sight of the focal point and instead notice that she’s not hot.

I’ve been a Kate Upton hater since the day she happened. I wasn’t against the big tits, just the hype that was around her. People everywhere praised her for being this hot young thing, and I was like “do they not realize she’s a fat chick, boxy, with a shitty midsection, shitty legs, a shitty ass, and this is her at her best…she’s just going to get more and more disgusting as time goes on”….and I was right…she was plus sized they squeezed under the radar like Upton squeezed into size large bikinis, and every dude…blinded by tits…praised her…called me a faggot for calling her fat…it was a dark time for me….

I realize, what Upton realizes and that is that you can buy a career when you are rich from your Grandad inventing Whirlpool, but also that tits get hits and America loves tits, so if you can be the set of big tits America loves…you’re good to go.

I’m not saying that Upton is the UGLIEST OUT THERE. I am not saying her tits are bad or that the bikini pics aren’t welcomed for old times, I’m just saying that even at her best…she wasn’t that great…you’re just a bunch of bros who are like “oh yeah…tits”.

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Kate Upton is out here reaffirming what I’ve always said about her and her career that was bought by her family because they are rich. Her grandfather invented Whirlpool (the appliance company)….

The entire time she was getting all that hype all those years ago, when she was around 18 years old, I knew she would grow into the tits…and not in a good way…in a girl is going to end up DUMPY as shit…and even in her tight pants…she looks dumpy as shit….sure she’s older now, but there are 45 year olds you want to fuck that look better than this…so we can assume that she was just a product of marketing and you all bought into it…cuz of the tits.

Tits…the most powerful of drugs.

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Kate Upton and her mom tits on a boat….in a bikini…showing off her mom tits that have been mom tits since she was 16 and started to model…despite the rest of her being very fucking weird looking and weird shaped….only no one noticed cuz they were too swept away and excited by her mom tits….in an era of celebrating tits and being obsessed with tits…because our moms didn’t breast feed up enough, or our moms breast fed us too much, or draw to big sloppy tits is a constant..or was a constant before everyone turned queer or trans and forget the simplicity of a huge tit…a huge set of tits is the key to Kate Upton’s existence.

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Kate Upton is out here in a bikini or bathing suit…showing off her mom body that for all intents and purposes has looked like a mom body since she first did Sports Illustrated at 18, thanks to her grandfather being the founder of WHIRLPOOL…yes THAT Whirlpool…and her having huge saggy mom tits that looked like the fed a tribe in Africa for a decade before going viral in the USA as the reminder that we still like tits..

I do not find her exciting, not pre baby, not post baby, equally dumpy only now her vagina is banged the fuck out, never quite the same….she’s overrated sure, but here’s some bikini tits out attempt to be hot, cuz not being hot worked for her before…and I’m sure will work for her again…

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Hey Perverts who thought Kate Upton was always pregnant – based on her fat, obese tits, and weird shaped big tit body…well she’s actually pregnant now, and she’s still got the big fat tits, some may say they are even fatter when she was just a fat model, and she’s brought them to the Texas baseball game her Husband and Baby Daddy is the star pitcher for…because that’s how you keep a faggy baseball player closeted, you distract him with tits so big he reverts to his baby self and gets hypnotized in, all while being this fake ideal hot chick, who I don’t think was ever hot to begin with, but just busty marketing hype, for the basic normal dudes to think is hot…

Look at those fat pale legs and that banged out Belly Button. Disgusting…

It’s the weekend now. Fuck off…or stare at fat pregnant tits in a sick fucking dress..inappropriate attention seeking rich kid is what this is…almost perverted of her to wear it out to a game…there are people around…save your pregnant sex for your damn mansion…we don’t need it in the stadium…fucking sick fucks….

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Fat Kate Upton brought her fat belly out for the people in what could be a see through dress, but we’ll never know because when tits get stretched out so hard, from sheer size and volume, the nipple do too…and often times that means there is no differentiation between nipple and tit itself…

Not that that matters, what matters is how much America loves fat Kate Upton, now at her fattest. They love her big sloppy tits, her broad back, her gunt…that is now infested with a fetus eating off her, so that she can bring it to the world, and live that normal white life, with the help of all their nannies because they are rich…her husband a star athlete, her grandfather the inventor of Whirlpool, something she’ll like need to bathe in, if she gets more pregnant, because she’s a fucking elephant…

Pregnancy scares me on many levels, why would you want kids, why would you have kids in this world, and why is there a dick growing inside you, leaching off you, it’s parasitic and sci/fi and I don’t like it….and I don’t like what it does to a pussy after it rips it open….

Kate Upton, never interested me, she was always too plus sized for me, but monster tits are monster tits, and you should look at the monster tits, all pregnant and shit..because you are into that kind of thing.

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