I give credit where credit is due.

I’m a nice whining bitch who everyone thinks is a faggot because I always complain about shit, even hot chicks and their tits, like some bitter incel cuck.

I’m not actually angry, I am just rarely impressed by the smut that is being handed our way, it’s all low level clickbait that doesn’t elevate the general consciousness, but instead keeps us dumb retards who eat shit foods and perpetuate the dumbness into a world of retards staring in a mirror masturbating while people they don’t know watch, which doesn’t sound horrible to the pervert, but it’s bigger than our own perversion, it’s beyond the self, but rather the whole.

So yeah, I’m not officially a member of any movie critic leagues, but I should be to give me that stamp of approval in my bitching….because I am the first to admit I am a bitch.

That being said, Kelly Brook dressed up like Drew Barrymore’s character in the opening of Scream.

Unlike most whores who take a selfie they facetune and edit to make them less troll-like, she put together a video of the scene.

She even got the 90s cordless phone….but the highlight is when the now fat glamour model in her 40s runs through in her lingerie….gratuitous sure, but being a fat set of tits that aged out and got fat, makes it brave.

There’s work, effort, creativity that went into this,. It probably took her more than 5 minutes and that’s appreciated amongst all the lazy scumbags out there, especially since Kelly’s fat body would lead you to think she’s a lazy scumbag who can just not bother with the pile of money she’s made in her titty model career….but instead she bothers.

Good job Kelly Brook. Now don’t eat too much candy, your diabetes won’t be able to handle it.

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Kelly Brook is old as shit and we’ve seen her progress from being a Big Titty UK Glamour Model, who would fuck a lot of UK athletes because she had access to them, and who would get fat in between her shoots….to the fat aspiring actress who fucked a personal trainer for a while and got fit…..not quite making it as an actress, not even with those big tits, but doing at least one movie where she showed off those tits…

I guess she is back in the UK where she is remembered as being the big tity model with yet another dude, she’s had dozens of boyfriends and thus dozens of cock in her..and now, her tits seem a little less relevant or a little less big because her back is so big…which I guess happens when you’re old and fat….they big tits become less big as the surrounding body gets bigger….kinda like how your gut buried your penis all those years ago…if you had AIDS and 0% body fat, you’d have at least 3 inches of cock to you….only it’s tits and less gay to talk about…

We’ll call this big tits to big back…which I guess is what husbands around the world have experienced with their once hotter and fitter wives…

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Guess what’s back…Kelly Brook rocking the 40 something year old giant tits…

She may even be in her 50s now.

I don’t really know why I give a shit about Kelly Brook, it’s not like I’ve ever met her or that she’s really ever penetrated the pop culture machine as hard as the Rugby team has penetrated her.

If anything, it’s been more of a watching her get as fat as her tits, only to lose the fat but keep the tits, which is important when your 20s were spent as a big titty model in the UK…you NEED the tits.

A tale as old as time, the gut catching up to the big tits, when the girl hits 30 and the metabolism slows down….

But ultimately, through it all, fat chick or not, she’s had the tits and that may matter…

We’ve seen her move to LA to become a famous actress that failed, we’ve seen her date personal trainers who got her into shape, she’s been blog titty fodder that you’ve all had some kind of relationship and these bikini pics posted 5 hours ago prove she’s not dead, probably infertile from age, but not dead…but even if she was dead, you’d want to stick your dick between those bad boys filling that bikini like a middle aged aunty at the pool….because you’re weirdly committed to Kelly Brook.

Fat chick belly aside, what’s up with that face? Has the instagram face filters attacked or is this her face injection new look….either way…it’s weird.

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Kelly Brook is still around, not dead, but old as shit at this point in time, yet still living, despite all these years of being fat, it hasn’t taken her out yet…

She was known for being the fat girl with the fat girls that did the Glamour Model thing when that was a thing…she’d starve herself out before any of her shoots and cover that fat ass to focus on the fat tits…I guess she was known for the fat tits, not the fat girl thing because of marketing, but I’ve always called her fat and I pride myself on being that TRUTH TELLER that I am.

I once met a couple of UK Rugby players in a bar years ago who were laughing about all the Rugby players she fucked, or that they’d pass her nudes she sent around, because she was in that world..before moving to LA for about 12 months to try to get movie jobs, which never happened for her, so she went back to Europe to sit on that titty money she made.

Anyway….she posted some pics of her fat ass, a bold move for for a big girl who exploited her tits cuz they were all she had, since she’s not showing off the tits, which is what her whole marketing hook is, confusing behavior but she probably doesn’t want her mangled face now that she’s so old shown, so badly that she’d give the ass instead…despite it being huge…

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Kelly Brook brings the tits, because that is the only thing she knows how to do and at 45 years old, it’s not quite as good as it once was, but that’s the standard phenomenon with women, if they get better with age, or hotter with age, it’s because they were previously men and have since transitioned, rocking a new set of perky tits….but organic women, that shit rots organically.

Anyway, this is definitely a Leave Kelly Brook alone post, because she may be a big girl, she’s always been a big girl, she may be a banged out by various athlete girl, she may be a failed actress who moved to LA for th dream, but through it alll she’s had tits bigger than my head and sometimes that’s good enough.

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I know what you’re thinking….who is Kelly Brook and why is her boob so big….

Well, like Winona in Edward Scissor Hands reading a story to her grandchild, I’ll explain…..

There was once a time when magazines ran rampant..and those magazines were printed, so they required a lot of money to make, unlike this website I ejaculate on daily….so they needed to sell magazines to the people and did it by producing photoshoots that you could only see in those magazines…so people would buy the magazines. Like any photoshoot, or marketing campaign trying to sell product or magazines knows…..you can make those phootshoots of big titty girls who we’ll call Glamour models…to make it less trashy, shameless, because we liked jerking off to class back then, not throatfuking.

So Kelly Brook was one of those….and this could be her tit from then, or more recently, who knows or cares….she’s basically already dead….or at least old enough to be….probably celebrating her 60th birthday this year.

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I guess she didn’t watch that episode of Oprah that showcases the different types of bikini technologies for middle-aged women and their first resort vacation.

Kelly Brook, the TITTY model from 20 years ago has caught up to her tits, at least her stomach has….but that’s nothing new, she’s been fat since the start of her fat titty model career…..and my default Kelly Brook story is that I was drinking at a Irish bar locally and 3 or 4 UK based pro Rugby players became my friends at the bar because I am a real good time….and all they were doing was making fun of their friend back home who was fucking Kelly Brook. They even showed me her nude pics but I was drunk and can’t remember….but I left thinking she had been passed around a lot which makes sense…

But back then, she was more conservative about her fat gut, she’d starve herself out before her shoots, she pulled off the fat chick with fat tits but that you didn’t know she was fat….she even got to Hollywood and did at least one movie despite being so fat…

Then empowerment happened, plus sized happened, fat shaming ended and here she is GUNT out…and it’s fucking sick…whether she’s in her 40s or not bitch needs to find cardio, find keto and pull it together no matter how much positive enforcement her fans give her because they are a bunch of fucking SIMPS…

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The nerds have really outdone themselves this time….Kelly Brook, the titty model from the UK who tried to make it in America in her mid-30s, only to have not made it in America, at least not more than she already had being a titty model, was in this weird topless photoshoot in 2016.

It was originally black and white, but the nerds of the internet who don’t like black and white, decided to color her in, like she was one of their comic books, to bring life to her, because black and white isn’t real enough to cum to…I guess..

Over the years, I’ve seen nerds adjust contrast and saturation on photos to make nipples pop in potentially see through photos…but this coloring shit…is on another level…a level so good I had no choice but to post it….not to mention…there are some big fucking tits on this piggy and that’s always fun to stare at…right?

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