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2017

30

Jun

Michelle Monaghan Bikini Cartwheel of the Day

40 year old Michelle Monaghan is probably best known for a bunch of random movies she’s been in. She’s been a mom for over 9 years, which isn’t that hot to me, because being a stepfather is pretty disgusting, but she is in a bikini, despite her shortcomings, for her social media because why not show off your body when you can, especially when upside down so that the effects of gravity don’t actually offednd everyone watching her….not that it would because she’s so obscure of an act the only people watching her would be happy seeing her anyway half naked….even after a huge meal while hunched over…sexy..

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2017

30

Jun

Demi Lovato Channels Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day

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If you don’t find a Mexican Bi Polar disney kid pop star to fat 12 year olds like Demi Lovato hot…

Maybe you’ll like seeing pics of her doing her best Jon Benet Ramsey…a fetish to anyone weird enough….

I mean if Jon Benet was a chubby Mexican pushing 30 in a push up bra and in hair and make-up for attention on her social media…

Which she’s not…since she’s dead…

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2017

30

Jun

Lea Michele Bikini Dance of the Day

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Lea Michele is still on vacation and wants you to know it – because behind every woman is a shameless instagram whore…no matter what walk of life they are from…how much money they have or what they do in the day to do….whether they are moms or just graduating high school…or seasoned veterans in whoring…it doesn’t matter….from virgins to paid hookers…instagram erases all their accomplishments or failures and reduces them to their set of instagram tits in a bikini and I appreciate that….

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

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2017

30

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Shorts of the Day

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In insignificant rich kid fame whore who thinks she’s famous because she gets the occasional instagram model job thanks to her millions of followers, which kind of does make her famous for this generation, since social media is the only thing they really look at…but to people who prefer fame to come from a sleeping your way to the top, not hanging out with the Jenners thanks to your dad being some LA loser celebrity who probably made a lot of money, despite not mattering in the world, he mattered enough to get her the right friends, PR Team, to monetize her as best he could…to keep her busy at all the exclusive events….and to get her that following to make her forget that he wasn’t ever there for her when she was growing up….he was too into the LA drinking and cocaine before finding Jesus….a Jesus who I’m sure wouldn’t approve of these shorts…but I approve of these shorts…I think there’s something moderately hot about her and it isn’t that Bieber fucked her when she was underage and likely not very pure…or maybe it is….ultimately…who cares…she doesn’t deserve this much attention, analysis, make her be forgotten, and fallen off the map…so that she really starts putting a little more effort in, rather than just expect it to all fall into her cunt because she was born into it.

All this to say, I like the shorts the kids are wearing these days…they are good.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

30

Jun

Sara Jean Underwood Titty Dance of the Day

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There’s nothing like a naked model turned TV star that was never actually a TV star, but rather a TV host replacing Olivia Munn when she went off to get famous in hollywood, something that to this day amazes me, fighting fading into obscurity as she gets older as older, I think she’s pushing 35, but figuring out social media and curating travel and lifestyle images that are SFW slutty, but in amazing landscape, creating it’s own brand of Americana….with Tits that the American dream Ryan Seacrest bought….

This is her titty dance, with nature…classy….but I may just like it knowing I can google pics of her pussy…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood|SFW

2017

30

Jun

Fishing for the Weekend and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Bull VS Little Truck

Girl Who Wanted Ice Cream

Tits Grab for Cash

Bride Lets Wedding Guests Touch Boobs for Cash

The Best Racist in Canada

Mugging in NOLA

Girl Fight Leads to Boob Biting

Singer of the Day

Girl Fight…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s a long weekend, so why the fuck are you on a computer and not at a pool, even a public pool watching the slutty moms who can’t afford pools of their own….forcing them to swim in other kid piss…wearing bikinis…and we like bikinis…or you could go to some campground and terrorize people in tents on their long weekend vacations…so many options…to do something better than clicking on my links….and possibly seeing tits in real life…I try to help you but you can only help yourself…

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Gigi Hadid in her Slutty Pink Outfit….
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Venus Williams at Fault for a Fatal Car Crash
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Bella Hadid Slutty in Venice….
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Cara Delevingne
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Slut Dancing with her Dog…..
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Bad Moms Christmas Trailer
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Dude and Lame Disney Impressions for Goofy…
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DNA is Amazing By Blossom – Who Doesn’t Own a Mirror Obvs…
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Kendall and Kylie on their Shirts…
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Dad’s Rockin Dad Bods….
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2017

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I can only fuck girls who play dead…..because if they are fully aware of what’s going on ….they’d never let me do what I was doing them….so playing dead is the best solution…

I like convincing women that I am parked outside their house masturbating thinking of them…by parking outside their house and masturbating

That’s about all I got…Here are some stepLINKS….

Gigi Hadid in an Insane Pink Fringer Tight Cowboy Suit
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Hannibal Burress Pranks White People with All Black People Looking the Same
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Kate Bock in the Ocean
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Jenna Jameson’s Breastfeeding on Social Media
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Alison Brie Cleavage
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Priyanka Chopra – Dot Not Feather of the Day
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Celine Dion Porn
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Brooke Burke – Pussy Flash
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Christina Milian Loves Showing her Nipples for Attention
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CLICKBAIT OF THE DAY – the Dancing Dog
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Stunt Coordinator Breaks Down Opening Car Scene in John Wick 2
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How Table Tennis Balls are Made
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Julianne Hough Fit Body
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Hooker of the Day
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CLICKBAIT OF THE DAY – GERMAN SHEPHERD VS FLOWER
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The Science Behind Mayweather / McGregor Fight
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The New Jumanji Trailer..
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Caroline Trentini SLutty
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Olivia Culpo Tight Sugar Baby Outfit
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Clickbait of the Day – Grizzly Babies Hitch a Ride on Momma
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Rolls Royce Rally Car
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Selena Gomez’s Show is Making Kids Kill Themselves
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TRUMP’s Latest Bullying
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John Mayer Refuses to Talk About Sex with Katy Perry – THe Monster…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Naked 40 Year Old Mom
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Butt Plug Girl of the Day
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Girl with a Bunch of Balloons
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Girls Flashing in Hotels
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Girl Flashing her Pussy on the Train
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Meat on the Street
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Bathtime Girl
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Random Cheesy Nude SHoot
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2017

29

Jun

Vivid’s Throwback Thursday Porn Blooper Exclusive Reel Part 3 of the Day

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My good friends at VIVID put together some amazing bloopers from their earlier porn productions – because they are fucking legends and have all kinds of amazing footage from when porn actually mattered more than close up penetration and throat fucking clips that you find on porn tube sites today…depressing times…but we’ve always got the fucking glory days…

This is the third installment…and it is amazing…

TO SEE PART 1 CLICK HERE

TO SEE PART 2 CLICK HERE

Thanks for the good times…. Be sure to visit VIVID for all your needs!

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS|Videos

2017

29

Jun

Tara Lipinski’s Sponsored Honeymood Butt in a Bikini of the Day

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It looks like Tara Lipinski is trying to draw as much attention as possible to herself via the butt shot in a bikini for what is apparently her honeymoon that is hashtagged to shit #thehoneymoon #TNTHoneymoon making me assume she got a free honeymoon thanks to a TV show…magical whoring without actually having to suck dick for money….ROMANCE…in a world where no one should theoretically give a fuck about Figure Skating erotica now that it is in its mid 30s…doing some “Stars on Ice” bullshit…not OLYMPIC shit…

Shes 4 foot 9….creepy….good fit midget athlete ass though…I mean she is 35…muscle memory doesn’t have Alzheimers yet…

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