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2015

15

Jun

Fanny Francois and Sabrina Nait for Some Bikini Campaign of the Day

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I don’t know who these models – Fanny Francois and Sabrina Nait are…

I just know that they are stars of this bathing suit campaign for some bathing suit company that reminds me that bathing suits are totally fucking saturated on the internet…

At any given time, I can log into my instagram and normal everyday girls are posting bikini pics, and not just once in a blue moon or once a year at the beach vacation, but all the fucking time…and when every single girl posts these bikini selfies almost weekly because they get the most likes…all the content sort of blends into each other and remain totally uninspiring…

What used to be just a yearly Sports Illustrated magazine, has become every decent looking girl in the world on a weekend..posing like a model, without feeling like the asshole she clearly is, posing like an asshole…all for her social media…

So the whole thing is pretty empty, and boring, but has bikinis in it, they just don’t talk to my soul or even my penis hey way they should…and I don’t think it’s because I’m overly desensitized, I can power through this…I think it is because the world is overly desensitized…

So what’s next? I mean other thank posting this nonsense…

Posted in:Fanny Francois|Sabrina Nait|SFW

2015

15

Jun

Naked Fashion Blogger of the Day

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Ashley Madewke is apparently a fashion blogger, which is essentially the equivalent of an attention seeking instagram hooker looking for an angle or excuse to pose in pictures without looking like a self involved, egotistical cunt, because brands are supportive of fashion bloogers, and pay them dumb money, because fashion bloggers can push product to their idiot followers who think they are authorities on pretty much anything fashion, when they aren’t authorities on shit but rather just people who know how to hustle instagram…and post slutty pics amongst “fashion”…

The whole thing is silly.

That said, REEBOK, looking for some exposure, got her naked, and there was no spread vagina pics, I assume those were saved for the media buyer who chose her over all the other fashion bloggers…

Anyways, it got me posting this shit, but I guess naked in shoes is a fetish of mine, but not really, I guess naked and anything is the fetish…the more low level and thirsty the girl…the better.

Posted in:Ashley Madewke|SFW

2015

15

Jun

Katy Perry 1/16th Nude of the Day

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Katy Perry is the face of some fashion brand that you can identify yourself by looking at this picture that they tried to use to break the internet…by having Katy Perry as suggestively nude as possible, because you don’t see any panties or bras…but you only really get a sliver of her skin, the rest of her covered, because they figured out the ultimate why to hide what looks like a pregnancy belly…that is still erotic enough to be talked about but that doesn’t make her 30 year old ass seem slutty or attention seeking, even though the career she chose, pretty much does that for her, with every shitty song she sings.

That said, still naked enough for a pathetic loser like me….who thinks Katy Perry may also be a loser, just a very rich one thanks to mind fucking the world…but that doesn’t make her cool, despite all the attention and the support the leaches around her make her think she has…

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2015

15

Jun

Karolin Wolter for Vogue Turkey of the Day

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Karolin Wolter is a model in black bathing suits that I find inspiring because i like black bathing suits for fashion magazine, but probably not as much as the arab men in Turkey, where this issue of Vogue was released this month, because I knew a guy from Turkey once, who told me his childhook involved raping stray dogs because it was against his religion to jerk off, and /or fuck girls…and I figure…half naked girls…something other arab nations get stoned for, all while Turkey is the Arab nation in Europe and more progressive that the USA in terms of nudity in the media…is exciting…because it shows more than just eyes.

Posted in:Karolin Wolter|SFW

2015

15

Jun

Girls On Scooby Snacks and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Bike Ride…Toronto

Girl Peeing on a Bus…

Subway – Eat Fresh – Crazy Fight

Bush Punishment

Road Rage of the Day

Woman VS Man Who Tried to Stab Her

Man Smuggles Things into Prison Live on TV

Cop Shoot a Guy Attacking Him With a Flag Pole

Shoplifter Slapped By Store Owner…

Female Clerk VS Shoplifters…

Street Fight of the Day

Shit in a Sink of the Day

Weird Dude Slicing a Woman’s Throat…What?

Crazy Neighbor

5 Seconds of Summer Catches on Fire.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

15

Jun

Selena Gomez Getting Her Hair Done of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but the first thing I like to do on a Monday Morning, that isn’t even morning, but is to some of you on the west coast, assuming there are people even looking at this, is to watch some Disney Child Star Trash who has been fucked by bieber, who possibly has fake tits, getting her hair done, before turning into the fat Mexican you know she will become…as it happens with Every Mexican…and really every Filipino, Korean, and French Canadian….while American girls are fat from birth…

So take this in as you do your own hair, or like me, don’t do your hair at all, because the extent of your hygiene is spraying air freshner on your sweat pants either you or your dog pissed on…

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

15

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The internet is the end of the world embodied…I mean maybe people were always this insane, follower weirdos, who were just so self involved and apathetic to ignore all the information they have access to, by getting lost in people they aren’t even friend’s with insta pics, making them aspire to have better instagram pics…all while being fucked up the ass without even knowing it by big businesses and government….but it is the hub for nudes…so it’s a pick your battles situation as someone who likes nudes…I say….we can’t make a difference – but we can make nudes.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning after a Weekend…

Lots of Thigh Gap
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Rachel Dolezal’s Ex Fiance Made Love Songs for HEr
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Exploding Plants
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Rahcel Dolezal’s Parents on TOday Show
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Channing Tatum at LA Pride
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What is Nerdier – Star Wars or Star TRek
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Some Australian Band Catches on Fire
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Underage Binge Drinking on the Decline
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Bikini Whore
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23 Rapping Styles
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Some Career Hooker named Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini Still
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2015

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The internet is pretty boring….you should look into doing something more stimulating…like leaving the house, or staring at the wall contemplating your existence…or maybe find a hobby or get drunk and hit on girls who are in from out of town on a bachelorette party….I can assure you that although it will be pathetic because you are pathetic…it will be better than liking pics of strangers on instagram doing their bullshit activities that are probably motivated by posting them on instagram…

Private islands with no other humans or wifi…is the dream…

Here is some sex ed – in case you forgot…

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Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing bras
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Golden Retriever of the Day
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Common on Suicide Squad Looks Silly as Fuck
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Young Isla Fisher lingerie
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Nausicaa in a Bikini
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Kris Jenner – Cleavage
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Ellen Page is Alive and Lesbian
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Slut of the Day
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No Name Model Topless
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Drone VS Wedding Couple
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Miley Cyrus Overalls
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Rick Ross Finally Gets Some Street Cred
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Dusty Rhodes Dead at 69
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Golden Retriever of the Day
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Fame whore of the Day
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Stewie Sings Cyndi Lauper Songs as Seth Macfarlene
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Alessandra Ambrosio Leaves Her Tags on Clothes…
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Best Headline Ever
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Mariah Carey Tits
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Soldier VS Little Girl in Front of the Queen
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McDonald’s Hot Sauce Prank
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Panty Flash of the Day
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9 People Who Chagned Their Name for Weird Reasons
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Mirror Seflies
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Places Leo Has Been Caught Making Out…
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Babes Getting High in the Outdoors
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Pia Mia Upskirt
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The Internet Wants to Fuck Jennifer Lawrence’s Bodyguard…
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Girl Demonstrates the Power of Make-Up
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Karina Jelinek Asshole in a Thong Bikini
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Emma Roberts is Single
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Retro Madonna Nudes..
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Kay Lenz Nude in a Movie
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So Much Clebrity Nudity…Getting Fingered
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Babe Getting High in the Locker Room…Tits!
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Greek Famous Chick in a Bikini
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Another Famous Greek Chick in a Bikini
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Jaoanna Krupa Topless at the Beach
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Topless Tennis
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Apple of the Day
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Some Chick Showing her Tits – Stripping
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Naked Cycling
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Free the Nipples..
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Here’s some Pussy on Cam…
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Pee of the Day
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Busty Fingers
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Bush of the Day
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Without These Free Cam Girls…Life Wouldn’t Have Anythign to Jerk Off To
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Sex Tape that Isn’t a Sex Tape But is Still a Sex Tape of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

12

Jun

Margot Robbie Fitness Program of the Day

Margot Robbie has gotten fat, because I guess fat is the new skinny, and America is fat and like Rebel Wilson before her she’s trying to blend in as the tourist that she is….or maybe it has something tot do with her ice cream breaks for the paparazzi that are both erotic, look at that mouth, and sad…look at that ass.]

That’s really all I have to say about this, I mean other than it is ice cream weather, so if you want to feel like a creeper go to your local dairy queen and watch the girls go at their soft serve like they were Margot Robbie, and try not to imagine they were doing that to a dick…it will be hard…and hopefully you won’t, because you’ll end up arrested and as much as I want perverts off the street, I need you here clicking my ads…I got beer to drink…as I cater to your creepy with the help of Margot Robbie types who know exactly what they are doing with their mouths…that’s how they got in this job in the first place..

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2015

12

Jun

Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is an it girl, and I am not just calling her an it because she is a test tube baby created in a lab to gay biologist experimenting in genetic modification while making his sperm create something lovely as fuck – which appeased his god complex anyone making babies in a lap would have…especially if you know gay men, they are so uppity about their own nonsense, from their outfit to their haircuts, imagine how they are with a girl they made out of sperm in a lab that is now famous because she’s hot…I’m sure he never shuts up about this, and really why would he…she’s amazing…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW