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2018

07

Nov

Sammi Hanratty See Through of the Day

I don’t know who this ratty bitch is but I assume some of you pervert fucks do..

I do know that she was on Shameless or killed off on Shameless but I don’t watch Shameless…it is a Hollywood inflates parody of my ghetto life….that is so over the top it is almost as stupid as the people who think Emmy Rossum is hot .

Point being ratty is a fresh face that’s probably not fresh at all because she’s in Hollywood and on the internet and that alone makes her beat and disgusting…

So here she is taking advantage of celeb invites to events…making them appearances.

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2018

06

Nov

Sophie Mudd Titty Photoshoot of the Day

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Hey big boy – I love your titties….is something that I hate hearing but that I hear all the time….so I can relate to Sophie Mudd, a girl who has a weirdly shaped body because the shoulders are broad to hold the tits, the hips are narrow…and that may eventually end up a fat walmart clerk looking bitch…but for now is skinny and maintaining being skinny…cuz with tits like that it is so important to have that level of contrast…

I have been objectified, teased and singled out for having these mad tits…bullied for my tits…cuz men are pervert and mean….so #metoo and #believeallwomen even though they lie…as a fat man I have fought your fight…and dealt with the abuse you feel…

Only I can’t go out there and reclaim my tits, and expose my tits, and show off my tits, so that everyone follows me on instagram and that I can monetize on instagram…because the whole world is on instagram and thinks that’s all that matters in the world…that there is nothing outside of instagram…

Because my big tits aren’t hot big tits, they are fat man big tits, but I like to try to find common ground to relate on the real issues the country is facing – like how are Sophie Mudd’s tits so fucking big…

All this to say…big fucking tits…what hormones are being put into the foods to make this genetic mutation…hopefully all the girls are eating it. The future looks bright I mean other than the whole it’s going to blow the fuck up….but at least the tits will be big on girls trying to get their rent paid…staying skinny…as the meteor strikes and we are flooded out…

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2018

06

Nov

Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman Getting Wet of the Day

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The bikini girls a day girls are getting lazy with their fitness and their photoshop and pretty much everything because they know they can…the internet is a lie and they have the followers on lock so now it’s time to get real and be 35 years old…

These girls were never hot, but they did bikini pics every day and that was enough for early instagram…now you need more spread ass shots..

But I guess getting old is a real issue when you’re marketed as a bikini girls, you have to throw in the towel at some point and sell your account or start featuring actual hot chicks you narcisstic self involved sluts…

Natasha Oakley Devin Brugman Wet Bikini Hard Nipples

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2018

05

Nov

Ariel Winter Big Tits Short Shorts of the Day

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HEY THERE chunky monkey. Aren’t you that fat chick from TV? Am I allowed to call a fat chick with fat tits a fat chick? Can I say fat or chick. Sure I can! I’m an old degenerate fuck and don’t care….

Don’t you remember when there was a difference between Hollywood fat and real life fat and slmeqhere along the way the lines were crossed and fat became average and Hollywood fat became skinny. I do.

Ariel Winter so fucking gross..

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2018

05

Nov

Iggy Azalea Wants to Do Porn of the Day

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I don’t know what Iggy Azalea trying to get out of a record deal is news…you know her saying that you try so hard to get a record deal – which is code for suck a lot of dick – then once you make it you have to try so hard to get out of it – because that record deal is what made you and now that you’re made you want all the money for your greedy self…

I hate when these bitches sign shitty contracts just to have contracts and the companies that put them on, invest in them, market them cuz they see mainstream potential but are still taking a risk on some gutter Australian trash…lose out when it’s finally time to cash in cuz bitch has an ego.

I am sure this is how every small time pimp feels when his hoe moves onto the big times….like “without me you’d be nothing, but now I get nothing”….it happens all the time…talent management and development yo.

Well, apparently, some porn company offered her a contract and she felt the need to tell all the porn perverts off while promoting the porn company…she probably has an affiliate code with them and is getting kick back..calling out people by their user names…for being perverts when she spends her career showing off her fat fucking ass…it’s weird…so weird. the level of hypocrisy that these people put out there…like she doesn’t know she’s a borderline sex worker with her ass out there fucking a pole in her video pretending she was a stripper…and acts like she doesn’t deserve commments on the internet like this…it’s fucking nuts.

I don’t read this as harassment and sexual predator behavior..when I cross reference it with the content she’s putting out there…what type of attention is she trying to get? People are all crazy.

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2018

31

Oct

Julianne Moore Got Them Titties on of the Day

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It’s Halloween, so why not celebrate the costume of the day, we call it Julianne Moore dressed like a VS angel, despite being 100 fucking years old…

I would say that despite being 100 fucking years old, I still find Julianne Moore to be a compelling actress and one of the hotter redheads to exist…

Her claim to fame, as far as I’m concerned is being the first orange pubic hair I had ever seen back when she was in Robert Altman’s Short Cuts…look at me…a little cinephile..which I assume is a guy who jerks off in movie theaters like theatres like they are PEE WEE HERMAN….

Her other claim to fame is being in so many movies, indy movies, that we’ve all seen and loved and seeing her and her great tits, despite being 100 years old doing the VS Model costume is still hot enough to stare at for at least the 3 seconds you spend scrolling over this compelling and inspiring text I just spent all this time crafting to perfection….

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2018

30

Oct

Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day

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According to the internet or instagram Metisha Shaefer is a “German Ethnic Model and Acress” and according to her bio she “Speak 5 languages” but doesn’t really know how to spell speaks 5 languages in English…because she missed an S…which isn’t a big deal…I write bullshit all day and make mistakes all day and I only know how to speak English…but if I was writing a post on how good I am at English…I’d make sure to google translate a little harder and better.

She’s in a bikini, her nipple is out, I figure why not post a Zombie looking bitch, like the Zombie looking bitch I saw in her sweatsuit leaving a MEDI SPA earlier today…her face all swollen and disgusting….her fake ass visible from the way her pants fit from the front…and I just said…how do these people think they look good…

THey are fucking monsters…legit monsters all on the CAT LADY hustle…here are the tits.

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2018

29

Oct

Slutty Pre Halloween Roundup of the Day

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It is Halloween on Wednesday, as you heathen evil supporters already know with celebrating your pagan events and death like the bad Christians you are….

It is the time of year we used to be excited about, because there was a period in time where people weren’t all sluts, and didn’t celebrate Halloween everyday with their social media, where they could be sluts in costumes any day of the year. There was a time when people weren’t jacking up their faces with injections and fillers to permanently be in costume for their feed….

There was that minute of time when Social media existed, but not everyone was a slut on social media yet….so their costumes were exciting. You could see the conservative coffee shop worker, or co-worker, or family memeber who you’d never see half naked…fully half naked…leading to masturbation.

Now, it’s just like every other day….but I’ll post them anyway.

So here are some of the best costumes that happened so far…you know since it was the Halloween Weekend, pre-Halloween, and these assholes try to milk it as hard as they can….

Ariel Winter as Pam Anderson and her hard nipples as Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface

Demi Rose Mawby as a slut

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Eiza Gonzalez Latex Pussy

Halsey in a Poison Ivy thong

Ireland Baldwin Bloody Tits

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Kendall Jenner Pink Panty FemBot

Lily Rose Depp Black Panties and a Whip

Nicky Hilton as Paris Hilton with them titties out

Olivia Munn as Kim Kardashian

Paris Hilton Slutty Furby

Sarah Hyland Hiding her Stomach Scars as a Taco

Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Slutty Witch

Victoria Justice Slutty Ouija Board

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Posted in:Halloween|SFW

2018

26

Oct

Iggy Azalea At It Again in Lingerie of the Day

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Iggy Azalea – was an undocumented IMMIGRANT working ILLEGALLY in your country for many years before finally getting her visa in 2013….stealing jobs from you Americans…and mooching off your system better than you…eventually becoming trash that gets naked for attnetion on the internet with her stupid fake ass..or fake stomach..either way fake….on all fronts…

Iggy Azalea is clearly an identity crisis…but I guess it works for her…because know who this old tired bitch from Australia is…or at least who she pretends to be….a rapper not a rap-ist….She’s stright from Australia, pretends she moved to Miami at 16 to STRIP…sure she fucking did…cuz all underage Miami strippers end up with record deals you fucking liar.

I know strippers…and she isn’t a stripper no matter how half naked she gets or is….that’s just for attention, to get noticed, to get people paying attention to her because her talent and her whole concept/ music is dated and boring….

I distinctly remember meeting a random girl on the street, eventually chatting about strip clubs, to which she said she always wanted to strip, something you never hear because even strippers hate stripping, and I offered her my help because I had spent the better part of my 20s in a stripclub, often multiple times a day, because my boss at the pharmacy I worked at, was embezzling money and spending it on taking the young workers out for lap dances, which now that I think of it…is a little bit #metoo the homo version which I think is #yesplease…..so I went home and wrote up a 15 page guide to stripping, from they type of BUSH to have to the way to cocktease men…and we had our stripper educational session…where all I learned was how to get herpes…and where she probably learned that she never wanted to become a stripper…because dancing naked for some pervert in his apartment is awkward especally when he cums inside you….imagine a whole room of perverts like that! No thanks.. I wonder if I’m a dad?

Either way, IGGY or PIGGY as she prefers to be called, is getting half naked with Pizza like a MEME from 3 years ago….when instagram sluts were just getting started…..

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2018

26

Oct

Pam Anderson Nipple Slip of the Day

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Yesterday we posted Pam Anderson and Lily Rose Depp for some magazine…..

Here is her buddy Lily Rose Depp shaking her ass

But what matters, in what is probably the most important post of the day is Pam Anderson’s nipple falling out of her shirt becuase those tits, some of the most mangled and surgery-ed tits in the history of tits….tits that have inspired so many women to bleach their hair and get fake tits…and so many men to decide that fake tits on a blonde Canadian stripper is the look all women should have…there was 20 years even more of influence on a look…there are still 40 year old women out there with remnants of their being inspired by PAM….and it is hilarious….basically what seeing all the muppet faced women with face injections in 20 years will look like.

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