My wife told me the AMAs were on, because otherwise I would have no idea. They are the most insignificant of award shows, especially now that Dick Clark is living in his host body and no longer there to be the Robot host….
So, I did what any self respecting blogger would do and I decided to Live Tweet the AMAs…
I lasted a few minutes….The highlight of my live Tweeting the AMAs was that not one person retweeted me….because like the AMAs and Dick Clark, I am old, tired and dead but I can’t accept it. Like Ghost, I don’t know I’m dead.
That said, what I did see was that everything seems so low quality…now that getting famous is so easy…getting a lot of views on the internet – doesn’t mean you’re good…but the labels think you are and the fans who don’t know better because they need to be told by the labels who spend millions on marketing what is good…so the fame continues, perputates, snowballs, mushroom clouds, I don’t know the expression I am looking for..oh right…GOES VIRAL…
I know a lot of terrible shit that has no talent that gets a lot of views…like this site…3,000,000 people come through here a month…they visit 4 pages each visit…yet I can’t make a dollar….because I’m just not that good…Views…don’t mean give them a deal…
These 50 year olds performing songs like they were 20….J.Lo…really creeps me out, she’s so delusional and self involved that she doesn’t see how embarrassing what she does is, she just counts the fucking money….so boring…
Or Taylor Swift and her entourage winning awards because they made a deal to show up if she won, which is not news….or the fact that 3-4 people are nominated in each category…and it’s all the same people in each category….it amazes me to think the people putting millions of dollars into producing the show actually think that this will be the year it finally breaks records…as more and more people don’t watch TV and can just watch Social Media for the highlight reel…
They had Diana Ross’ white as fuck rich entitled daughter who was never told she can’t host it to be diverse….Ashlee Simpson was there…who wasn’t even relevant when she was relevant….It wasn’t even the kind of trainwreck you get sucked into…It was abusive…but I guess I survived…
The only good that came from this is it reminded me that I fucking hate pop culture…and it is worse now than when I first started hating it in the 80s and devoted a site to hate it in the early 2000s…
My highlight tweets while I was tweeter were:
“Where is the @dickclarkprod hologram?” because I care about seeing Dick Clark when watching his legacy.
“Slutty @taylorswift13 in her stripper outfit rubbed that pregnant belly as a tribute to all the abortions she’s had” after she rubbed her friend’s pregnant belly….because Taylor Swift as fucked and been fucked. It’s her whole career’s foundation….
One of J.Lo’s lyrics was you can’t open her door….so I tweeted “I think @MarcAnthony opened @jlo’s doors…twice.”
“I do believe @taylorswift13 is wearing a diaper….because her bowels have been banged out with all the dudes she’s fucked for song inspiration #AMAs”
“I think @BusyPhilipps weighs more than James Franco and had an unfair advantage when they wrestled for @JuddApatow that pervert” because Busy Philips has just accused James Franco of beating her up on set…
“GUNT of the #AMAs award goes to @taylorswift13 upper pussy….”
“I think @taylorswift13 is hiding Dick Clark in her leotard…#amas” because I care about seeing Dick Clark when watching his legacy.
The highlight tits were:
VANESSA HUDGENS – WELL TRAINED DISNEY GIRL
J.LO CAN RETIRE BUT HER TITTIES CANT
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SLUTTY COUNTRY TAYLOR SWIFT
RITA ORA- COVERED UP HER METH SCABS
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HEIDI KLUM AND HER EUGENICS BODY
DUA LIPA – GOT A LIL SLUTTY
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CHANTEL JEFFRIES – WHY IS SHE THERE?
FAT CARRIE UNDERWOOD FULL OF SPERM
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CAMILLA CABELLO – Taylor Swift’s sidekick
BEBE REXHA AND HER FAT ASS
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