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2018

17

Sep

Lucy Hale Cleavage of the Day

Lucy Hale is very very important because she was on a show called Pretty Little Liars, that got her a huge fanbase of 14 year old girls on social media, and those 14 year olds who still follow her are now 20 and prime clients to market to. So the brands jerk off to her, throw money at her and give her roles and make her exist….

So she’s still out there, she’s still working, she’s on a new show, she’s got her tits out….barely, but enough to remind you that she’s here, she’s ready and that the guys who follow her to jerk off to her are going to need to stretch the imagination because she’s not out there topless like the other whores….we haven’t seen her nipples but sometimes, like in the 80s and 90s, or when working in an office and you try to keep everything professional and cleavage has to do…

Lucy Hale…keeping it professional…because someone has to in this world of everyone a whore.

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2018

17

Sep

Chloe Kim Olympic Ass of the Day

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Chloe Kim like Bruce Jenner…is an American Olympic hero…

Like all Olympic Hero’s before her, she’s out there in her bikini, showing off her strong Asian ass and she’s 18 now, so it’s less perverted to jerk off to it than it was when she won all those Snowboarding awards….

She’s a gymnast who never was, because her family raised her in Socal and she had to be cool by choosing board sports…and with most snowboarding chicks, she doesn’t really have the hottest of bodies, hardly the Asian ass you’d want…a little too strong, it keeps her competitive…but you’re all patriots here so do it all for your country….

At least she’s not fat…like the rest of your country…so we should all encourage one of the last generations of not morbidly obese like the 75% of the rest of the country who watch her win.

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2018

14

Sep

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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There are a few girls on social media – who have a bunch of followers on social media…mainly because they are showing off their tits on social media…but unlike every single other girl with her tits out…they have these massive disproportionate tits…that spill out of even the largest bathing suit top….all while living on a small frame…and it excites me….

The sloppier the tit on the smaller the girl, the better it is to look at in awe and wonderment, because we are coded to love tits, the bigger the tits, the more fruitful they are, the more the remind us of being a baby sucking our mom’s tit, you know tit bigger than our whole body, something we spend a lifetime trying to find again….and girls like this…give us hope that if hormones in food stay jacked up…eventually 6 foot tall tit will exist…and we’ll all collectively suckle it…or use it as living room furniture…

We can all have dreams…titty dreams…and Sophie Mudd brings us hope.

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2018

13

Sep

Gigi Hadid Durag and Lingerie Featuring Bella Hadid of the Day

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In the least important news ever…Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid were hired by Rihanna’s team to promote some lingerie that Rihanna is launching because everything is a share for share, just some share for share is higher profile than the rest…

So as much as these two mooch bitches who had their career paid for by their dad, who allowed them to exist, even if they aren’t that hot, especially Bella, in efforts to compete with the Jenners they fake BFFed, in a weird incestuous LA intermarriage connection…..that was really more riding their coattails to build huge audience and to have brands throw money at them to reach that audience…and I guess get celebs like Rihanna to use them to sell product to make them all fucking richer…in what would be far more disgusting, almost as disgusting as Rihanna’s weight gain, but I have a thing for lingerie, even cheap lingerie that gives women yeast infections…that allows me to see past the fact that they are garbage instagram clickbait….overrated and beat looking trash that was never hot, only styled and face filled….to focus on what matters…trying to spot a cunt slip….

And with that…I post the pics of all these inter-groupie-ing Trash…

More of her tits at fashion week

Bella Hadid was also there…

TO SEE THE REST OF BELLA AND GIGI SLUTTY OUT CLICK HERE

RIHANNA WAS ALSO THERE – ALL 300 Ponds of her It’s her brand you know…

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2018

13

Sep

Stella Maxwell Sideboob Slutty of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is only interesting to me because there was a time she was a hipster lesbian shooting naked with uneven tits for Terry Richardson….

A try hard, trying as hard as she could to be edgy or interesting so that she could make it in the world as a celebrity.

A genderless, sexuality-less, typical New York living immigrant on a work visa navigating the scene…

But then she started fucking female celebs, she glammed herself up, maybe got some tits, grew her hair out, and became a chick used to sell cheap panties – for pervert dudes like you to jerk off to…

From edgy hipster when it was a thing, to selling out….because that’s all anyone really wants…is to sell out…especially when you get to ride Kristen Stewart’s broken down celeb from Twilight face with her pussy…that must be empowering.

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2018

12

Sep

Bebe Rexha Ass Sweat Erotica of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is the opposite of Ana Rexha, proven by her fat ass.

But I guess this vocalist for EDM track that sounds like all the other low level garbage the kids are into, making her lots of money, is out there proving that bodies come in all shapes and sizes, even extra large and that doesn’t mean you can’t post up fitness erotica to show off your fat ass that people are into these days because everyone is fat now and this generation that made her are well aware of what REAL fat is…while I am old school and have higher standards for my famous people…we don’t need another Momma Cass….so keep up whatever the fuck this is…porky.

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2018

12

Sep

Nadine Velazquez Ass Smacking Erotica of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez Shaking Slapping Ass Thong Bodysuit

Nadine Velazquez Shaking Slapping Ass Thong Bodysuit 2

Nadine Velazquez is slapping her ass…

Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…by being the biggest slut she can be…so that she outshines all the other sluts…so that sluts everywhere can envy her slut….because it made its way into movies…the SLUT dream…

Maybe it’s because she’s hispanic an Hollywood needs hispanic…maybe it’s because it’s a cultural thing….maybe attention seeking images isn’t even slutty at all..it’s art..high concept…not shameless…just fun…

But it gets me to notice her pretending to not give a fuck, by not shy…at 40…because she’s an exhibitionist and likes being stared at…

Who knows…it happened.

Nadine Velazquez is an old slutty actress, still being slutty on instagram

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2018

11

Sep

Lady Gaga Slutty for Magazines of the Day

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The fact that Lady Gaga is still running her scam amazes me. It’s like every time a Nigerian scammer calls me a tells me that my ancestor has left me money I need to pay to get out of the country…I’m like “really, you’re still doing this Jamal”….

It’s fucking crazy that people, fans, stay so loyal to such dog shit ,you’d think they’d be as flimsy as her music, or her performances….uneventful trying so fucking hard…yet people are loyal…they stick to what they like, support what they know, don’t like change…and keep coming back to the abusiveness of Lady Gaga’s everything.

She’s in Vogue because she’s an actress now, something I guess she’s always been and that requires no talent…something that is an easy transition and that will keep her working and in our faces for years to come….and the whole thing is unfortunate.

Maybe more people need to do the Mac Miller…as sad as it may be to lose people when you still like them, at least we don’t have to keep seeing them when we hate the fuck out of them.

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2018

11

Sep

Elle Fanning Spooky Fucking Cleavage of the Day

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Elle Fanning terrifies me…..

This girl should only be in horror movies, playing the thing that lives under your bed, or that crawls out of your closet and eats your fucking soul.

I don’t know if it’s her white as fuck vampire skin, or the fact that she is the back-up actor from the weird Fanning Stage parent family, who leveraged her sister’s name and career to have a career of her own, because Hollywood likes dealing with one set of parents who sell the kids off to the pedophile ring of excess fame and fortune shit….they want it that bad…

Maybe it’s her face that I don’t like, those dead eyes from years of being cultivated to be the talent that she is today…

I don’t have the answers…but she does have cleavage and we like that…don’t we…you fucking perverts.

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2018

11

Sep

Shauna Sexton Hard Nipples Visit her John in Rehab of the Day

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Shauna Sexton is a sex worker who hangs with sex workers who I know personally – and there is no way she’s not a sex worker….sex working for Ben Affleck…but she’s fucking bold in her sex work..

Most of these whores in LA trying to make it, that’s why they moved there, trying to navigate the fame scene, going to all the right parties with the MADAME that takes them around after being found at a club or grocery store or hiking Runyon Canyon…

Rent is expensive, a thousand girls go to auditions..what the fuck are the chances that you’ll survive if you’re not rich, or if you don’t have a rich 50 year old daddy…ideally famous..

Well, she’s managed to close in on Ben Affleck after doing one Playboy shoot, that I assume her Madame coordinated…and now she’s out there in public getting in the tabloids and MILKING it…

Most whores are more discreet, so I respect her consistent media coverage, even if I don’t find her hot and know you’d have to be on Opiates to really date a whore…but when you’re rich and wasted…it’s hard to bother noticing much…especially with her eagerness to fuck fuck…

These are her nipples turned on for a rehab visit…

So here are her wet tits

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Posted in:SFW|Shauna Sexton

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