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2018

07

Sep

Charli XCX Big Girl Tiny Bikini of the Day

I really try my hardest to not leave the house. I don’t have a job. I don’t have hobbies. I don’t have friends and those who have though they were my friends because I’m a really charismatic and great guy people like to be around decide to invite me places…I never go.

Sometimes, because I am internet famous, even if no one has ever heard of me, the site has enough traffic for me to get free tickets and invites places….and I refuse to go…I like to sit and stare at walls…I don’t care to write the next great American Novel, movie or TV show…I barely care to come up with clever things to say about sluts, I’ve said it all, I’ve come at this shit from every angle and it is boring..I just like to be left alone…to stare at wall.

But I have seen a fat and awkward Charli XCX perform, which is hilarious to me. I don’t go to concerts EVER….but there she was at a club performance…doing something awkward, unexciting, like a soundcloud artist gone viral on social media which kids are excited about…but that was zero exciting or inspiring…

She does have big tits though and she shows them off…I’ll give her that, or she’ll give us that….it’s her gift far more exciting than her performing art that has made her “famous” if she’s even famous…

I think she may just be the back-up Rita Ora for when Rita Ora craps out….and they need a busty chubby british girl who gets half naked for attention….it’s all a fucking simulation…these are all ROBOTS.

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2018

03

Sep

Halsey Crackhead Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Halsey brought her tits out in a bikini over the weekend, because that’s what people do. If you have access to the social media, then you will know this weekend, the last weekend of the summer, has been bikinis on bikinis on bikinis…..it’s like all these bitches have spent the year building up to this..from working out, watching diet, having drug addictions, adderall and other speed-like meds to give them focus and they sure as fuck aren’t gonna stop now, not just because the calendar is telling them to….

Halsey, the whitest black girl – who while in white face, is still bringing up that she’s suffering the plight of the black man – is no exception to the rule that long weekends make for party sluts in bikinis….

She’s the figure head, the leader, the reference point or benchmark that all these other party girls with a dream, who will be backstage giving handjobs in the DJ booth today use to inspire that handjob, to give it more vigor and tighter grip….because she had her DJ creep give her a record deal and now she’s a celebrity….and all it took was partying….so keep on the party people….never stop.

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2018

30

Aug

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl in a Bikini of the Day

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I guess today is a post on finding as many plus sized models living their fattest life because it gets them paid really well since fat women, who are the norm, need fat chicks to sell product to them, rather than have skinny chicks tell them to get off their fat asses, because fat shouldn’t be the damn norm…so they should get that burger and chips and cake and chocolate out of their damn mouths and start fucking walking…their organs, health, longevity will thank them….but their pharmacist will be mad they won’t have chronic diseases to pay up every month to stay alive….

It’s the world we live in…

So here’s Iskra, the UK fat chick, who I am convinced was a “skinny” chick trying to make it as a model but rejected because she was not all that eventful, and because she’s wasn’t skinny enough, so she said fuck it, started eating, did the plus sized thing, and is just in fat face – like black face…

Eventually, she’ll get fit again, and have all her followers, and maybe inspire them to get fit, rather than to just complacently accept being fat, and celebrate it..maybe become a Suzanne Somers, Susan Powers…or some other bitch named Susan to get fat people off their asses and less fat..

While that concept brews, she’s still got more to make with her fat life, so here she is confident in a fat bikini as these fat people now do….knowing at least one black guy will jerk off to this.

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2018

29

Aug

Dakota Johnson Fucks the Floor for New Movie of the Day

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Dakota Johnson is fucking the floor in 50 Shades of Grey the unrelated movie with a different character but the only reason you know Dakota is 50 Shades and that’s pretty much going to follow her around for her life..like her dad’s coke habit follows him…

She’s the spawn of Melanie Griffith, some other Hollywood rich kid with a famous Hitchcock cocktease, and Don Johnson….her pre Banderas slut years…and it’s amazing that Dakota wasn’t born with herpes all over her head…

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Fuck this spoiled brat, third generation slut…like she fucks the floor.

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2018

29

Aug

Rosario Dawson Autoerotic Asphyxiation of the Day

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Here’s some Rosario Dawson autoerotic asphyxiating herself like she was Anthony Bourdain or Kate Spade, only less successful…because she’s Rosario Dawson, and by default a lazy hispanic woman from some squat her parents squatted in because they too were lazy.

Sure she had some luck, was found loitering and then cast by Harmony Korine for Kids, thanks to her big tits and willingness to show them off while being underage…typical sex worker….

That opened doors and allowed her to live this Hollywood life, but it’s just a matter of chosing the right door to take, rather than her being destined to this.

There’s a homeless kid outside my house who I’ve seen around for 20 years, when he wasn’t homeless….he was just chatty and became friends with homeless people at 16 or 17….creating his network with homeless people…getting him this amazing homeless life….he could have just as easily befriended nerds and got into coding and created some fucking social network….instead life took him one way, without him designing it to go that way.

I’m pretty sure Rosario Dawson and her big tits is just a similar series of events, fucking the right guy with the big tits, because her acting is nothing interesting, and she’s definitely not hot at 40…

So maybe she should tighten that bag up a little bit…and make a real move that makes a real difference in her life…or just go back to showing her tits….

But then again, I am aware there’s a fetish in this for you fucking weirdos.

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2018

28

Aug

Stella Maxwell Tits Out of the Day

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Stella Maxwell had her tits out…like any good lesbian feminist trying to fight the toxic masculinity and the misogyny of the world…by deciding to be a straight up lesbian who only fucks a-list women like Kristen Stewart or Miley Cyrus to get ahead or at least to increase her profile…rather than fucking actual cock to get ahead, that’s so slutty and gross…and against her mission to prove that she didn’t fuck her way to get where she is…she’s there from sheer talent and tits…because she’s made her life as a half naked underwear model regardless of what gender she fucks…it’s content for men to jerk off to not for women to be inspired to buy lingerie….which means in her own right, she’s a softcore pornstar getting ahead due to toxic masculinity and our love for hot chicks.

What I am getting at is that everyone is full of shit.

They are all just cunts trying to get rich and famous and they do it by being half naked and fucking the famous…impressive.

Stella Maxwell Slutty Tits Out for Love and Lemons

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2018

27

Aug

Kourtney Kardashian Spreads her Ass of the Day

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I remember when people used to refer to Kourtney Kardashian as the hot Kardashian…to which I would say…that’s like saying she’s the hottest piece of dog shit in the dog part…because all the Kardashians are fucking trolls..

This isn’t a racist, or ethnic issue, it’s a fact that they are dumpy piles of shit, all hairy and vapid…and should be taken out back and shot like the cows put to pasture that they are.

Instead…they get plastic surgery, fake tits, asses, and other procedures that fuck with young people who look at them and realize that they aren’t fucking fake as fuck….and that it’s normal that when you age, your ass gets more round, tight, and that none of them – even the monster one – have cellulite…even though they are fat…thanks to medi-spa treatments only they can afford…

Well, the “hot” one, who is disgusting to me…is out there in a bikini for the paparazzi to help promote the family empire…and keep them all earning…and she’s scratching her mom pussy in every pic…

I wonder what kinds of AIDS she’s got brewing in there…maybe just crabs or some scarring for herpes that sting when the wind hits it from the right / or wrong angle…or maybe she has some “in grown hair” you know always “oh that’s just an in grown hair” when dealing with a gutter slut…rich or not….until you realize that “in grown hair”…made your dick get acne like a teenager’s face 6-8 weeks later…

Point being…she’s disgusting, and even her vagina is trying to escape his life with her….but she’s holding that thing in as hard as she can.

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2018

27

Aug

Dua Lipa Bra of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a product of the new, the next generation of good times, where girls get famous from being slutty on social media, and their music gets big because of social media, because social media is the only thing people care about…

The nice thing about Social media…is that girls are fucking slutty, and dress with their asses hanging out at all ages, and because of that…I realized that my favorite part of a woman is her brain….and her spirit and by brain and spirit I mean the space between her asshole and Pussy that you can often see if the shorts are short enough and she’s in a yoga pose or often times when they are just walking…

I guess the nice thing about Social Media for Dua Lipa is that she exists and is now rich as fuck because of it…

Here are her nipples….

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2018

27

Aug

Skylar Grey Beach Erotica of the Day

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Skylar Grey Upside Down Pussy Print LEgs Spread Stripped Thong Swimsuit

Skylar Grey is likely an ex pornstar, because anyone named Skylar Grey is pretty much forced into being a pornstar with that name…

She looks like the 50 year old Celine Dione looking bitch in a dress meant for 13 year olds, wasted at the bar with her fake tits and mom who does yoga once a week body rubbing up on some older drunk dude who realized he was going to get Sex and who fucking committed to being the life of the party in order to get that sex…as she shoot her fat old ass and gyrated up on him in what was Spring Break for 50 year olds that I witnessed this weekend…

You know too old to be showing off her Yoga Poses, but I guess when you’re a porn chick, your fans will jerk off to anything you do…no matter how depraved it may be….

Here is some of her weird topless beach porn

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2018

22

Aug

Teyana Taylor Slutty for Titty Magazine of the Day

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Teyana Taylor is the hot chick from that Make America Great Again video that Kanye put out called “Fade” which was inspired by Trump’s haircut, I think…but could be wrong…

She was the best thing about that video, because Teyana Taylor was wearing tight clothing in it…..humping the floor in her thong dancing….

She’s now doing more slutty content for a TITTY magazine, which is a step in the right direction, for a girl who is known primarily for being a thonged ass fucking the floor….

She’s from Harlem, her mom is her manager, she’s on Def Jam Label, and this is how she has to present herself to the world to get ahead…

Systematic racism maybe, but at least she’s getting some mainstream media coverage to help her build her fame and audience…the way you should…

Tits out.