"Artist" Archives - Page 17 of 29 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2018

06

Aug

Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau Dyke it Down of the Day

Bella Thorne and her click bait with her BFF who is apparently also her lover, that her troll wizard looking, lesbian looking, crackhead pan sexual gender confused opportunist boyfriend in his 40s gets to jerk off on..

They are attention seeking for their record label that is a thing because the internet is dumb as fuck and buy into anything they find popular…

They aren’t attention seeking hard enough for my liking, because if you’re gonna put it out there…put it out there with genitals…

We’ve already seen this Disney Kid turned instagram whore pretty fucking naked like the bootleg follow Miley’s lead to take charge of their sexuality for marketing purposes cuz tits get hits!.

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2018

06

Aug

Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is the girl from Baywatch, here she is topless and here she is hosing down that rich girl that got into Sports Illustrated pussy….the way you have to when you get sand and fucking sea creatures up in your cunt…or salt on the herpes scabs…

Keep in mind. She did date LEO DICAPRIO….and if he actually fucks women…it’s likely without condom…herpes scabs or not….to which the women fuck regardless cuz a little herpes aint a thing if it means getting the press and exposure you get from fucking Leo…plus if he knocks you up….you’re laughing…I mean dating Leo got this one on Baywatch..otherwise she’d just be a forgotten SI big girl with big tits…who doesn’t matter and is totally interchangeable…thanks to this thing called instagram where every girl has a fucking bikini pic for you to jerk off to…you know…I KNOW

Hose it down like the farm animal it is…I say.

Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy in a Bikini

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2018

06

Aug

Iggy Azalea Nipples Wet T Shirt Contest with Herself of the Day

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Enough already Iggy Azalea .

I don’t mind when whores act like whores and exploit being whores to draw attention to themselves, but this bitch, has virtually disappeared for two years, and it’s been a nice time, where we don’t need to listen to annoying white girls from Australia who only met a black guy for the first time when she moved to America, before fucking every single last one of them….to solidify her angle of being a white rapper…which in and of itself is so fucking lame…but that I guess requires no talent and gets you all the fame…if you have the right team of producers and hype men up inside you big fake ass you got for them.

I just find it annoying that she launches a single, and is all of a sudden fucking everywhere…tits out, fake ass out, go the fuck away….you’re cluttering my feed bro.

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2018

06

Aug

Bella Hadid Erotica of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a “Top Model”….the most important thing in fashion…who comes from a very rich fucking family…yet still capable of keeping things fucking sex-worker like, clickbait and trashy…

It’s like here she is tying up her top, her big, possibly fake, maybe just arab tits, into some kind of harness like they are her baby she’s about to walk through the desert with on some pilgrimage after the Jewish people took her Palestine, forcing her to run to LA to become this fashion icon thanks to having lots of social media followers…

I view her as garbage clickbait…and it’s not a racist, she’s a terrorist, I’m siding with the Israelites on this one situation…

It’s just that she’s lucky that had rich parents with an ego trying to be the next Kardashian Jenners….and a sister who was properly marketed hard enough to give Bella a chance to jump on the train…..whilst looking all trans, like a dude I saw walking around in a lace sarong this weekend…which is pretty fucking gay…something her Muslim god wouldn’t approve of and that if this was another generation…she’d be honored killed…but instead she’s closing brand deals…

Here she is being slutty on social media

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2018

03

Aug

Iggy Azalea Nude and At it Again of the Day

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Iggy Azalea, cultural appropriator with them clown tits on….you’re showing us the wrong GREEN AS FUCK purse between your legs…I’m talking about your fungal infection cunt that I am sure is still there…despite her fucking around injecting her ass, which is her pussy’s close neighbor, you know they living in a semi-detached or a fucking duplex…..and I know when my neighbor is getitng fucked with, I have to hear the cries, the screams, and often times I have a bad sleep because of all the jerking off I do to it….so I am going to assume that the pussy, this mangled fucked by everyone that’s why we know she exists pussy, has some negative impact by being so close to the ass getting injected with chemicals to help tell some fucking weird fake ass storyline I don’t understand…

What I do like, cuz it’s not all negative here, is that she’s getting naked to promote her songs….reducing herself to what she is…it’s nice to see…and it is nice to know that hustle still works.

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2018

03

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Wet Swimsuit of the Day

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Was this your highlight of the week?

I feel like I posted it yesterday – but one more time – rewind

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2018

01

Aug

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipples of the Day

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I feel like the instagram life is taking a toll on Sarah Hyland, because the awkward little girl from TV, who looked 12 at 19, which is better for TV producers, less regulated, hence why all the High School Movie or show stars are in their mid 20s, giving everyone a complex and forcing the girls to get implants and face injections….and the guys to hit the gym….to fit into the unrealistic ideals set by the media on what a High School student looks like…I am talking to you Luke Perry circa 1994.

That said, Sarah Hyland, possibly due to some new lease on life, because she has some weirdo disease that has taken her Kidney like she was Selena Gomez, another 20 something who looked 12 when working with Disney….making me think it is likely related…hormone spike in the craft services table…

Is progressively getting more and more liberated and slutty like he was Ariel Winter….her co-star and friend….who together have decided fuck being a TV star, let’s reduce ourselves to instagram clickbait, it’s what the cool kids are doing you know…

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2018

30

Jul

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

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Lucy Hale is in a bikini, which is better off than the dude in Denver who was chilling in the Congo and was rumored to have got Ebola, Patient 0 for the USA Outbreaks…like that French Canadian who fucked a Monkey and brought AIDS to America…you know living that legacy…

She’s also back on TV, not that she was never on TV, even though I don’t think I’ve ever seen her on TV…all while being not that hot at all…but I guess the TV industry needs average as fuck people to tell their nonsense bullshit stories…

Right.

I don’t know who the fat chick in the pic is, but I assume it is her stage mom that Lucy’s boyfriends can look at and look forward to seeing happen to her…

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2018

27

Jul

Ariel Winter Gunt of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a reminder that body shaming is a good thing.

Body positivity is a bad thing…because sure she’s at the gym putting in work to offset her overeating, and really it’s not her fault she over eats, she’s a rich person who can afford all the great food available to her, with emotional trauma from being a child star…and the fact she puts in work at the gym is a good thing…most people just get fatter and fatter and say shit like “THIS IS ME”….

But I don’t think she’s quite at the level of spandex pants as clothing, maybe spandex under clothing to suck it all in, but not as outterwear…the gunt is too big, too dangerous, coming to eat our souls…..

My life philosophy is less gunt, more starvation, so I am obviously offended by a teen girl with the upper cunt of a granny….and spandex is not strong enough to displace Ariel Winters…she needs more harnesses and straps…so maybe the oversized sweat suit is the answer…she doesn’t want to hear because she’s rich.

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2018

26

Jul

Hailey Clauson Slutty Lingerie of the Day

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Hailey Clauson done gone aggressive people..

The very large model, I think she’s around 6 feet tall, who got fat before deciding to become a Sports Illustrated model, after years of being the hipster model, because I guess she knew she was turning 30 and it was now or never….is probably best known, at least to me, as the girl who sued her client Urban Outfitters and her Photographer for publishing seductive pics of her when she was underage and her dad was on set.

Girl got fucking paid…because no brands like to be associated with creepy underage smut, which is probably why they hired a 17 year old model…sick fucks.

Good on her to establish herself that way, and still play victim and get work all these years later…even when she doesn’t need to work…she’s rich from the lawsuit…

I guess she just likes to get half naked…

I watched her do an IG Q&A where she said that the haters make her stronger and make her strive harder which is precisely why I make fun of all these pig women, opportunist sex selling women, because I want them to get stronger, motivated and strive for me….I am a cyber bully who does it for the big picture, the betterment of man….

I help these whores live their best life…an unsung hero in a thankless life.