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2018

12

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Bikini Pussy Print of the Day

Earlier today, even though it’s 8:49 in the morning, and I am still awake from drinking all night and uploading nonsense for you unappreciative pieces of shit to look at and not give me any money for….

I posted a pic of new Olympic Starlet Chloe Kim in a bikini…..

I figure it’s only fair to go to the opposite end of the spectrum and show an Old as fuck, weathered and beaten Olympian in a bikini…sure this one isn’t a Gold Medalist and has let down the country but for a while was masturbation fodder in the men’s magazines for you perverts…so as she ages like a good old fashioned loaf of bread…she wants to document the demise in bikini pics so you can join her in that demise..and this is her most recent erotic….you can see her hip bridge / pussy print if you look hard enough…but you already know that don’t you…cuz you’re looking hard enough.

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2018

12

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tiny Bikini of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is part of the problem and not the solution..

As a fat man who can’t fit on the bus seats, plane seats, really any restaurant seat with arms, I feel like I have the right to say….fat is fucking terrible.

As a fat man who has been married to a fat woman who is disabled from being fat, and who I have to actually wipe her ass down sometimes when her pancreas can’t produce enough digestive enzymes to digest the fat she eats and it ends up all over her gross thighs….

As a fat man who has no standards but knows enough to know that fat is disgusting, a liability, a health hazard, unattractive and gross.

I can say that making the seats bigger for the fat people to be more comfortables, and by seats I mean bikinis, is just saying keep eating motherfuckers, die young, be medicated, we don’t care…

This whole inclusivity, body positivity thing is nonsense that is created by people like the Kardashians who are the most vapid plastic surgery ridden women, to sell product to dumb fat chicks who want to believe they can have a good life….and if you’re Iskra Lawrence and in your “fat suit” to get famous…I guess you can…but to the poor suckers who are having fat normalized and are told it’s ok to be them…that’s just bad for everyone and the infrastructure and society as a whole…the health industry just can’t support it…and either can most structures.

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2018

12

Jul

Sophie Turner Fat Cameltoe of the Day

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Sophie Turner is the girlfriend of Joe Jonas…and on Game of Thrones but you nerd virgin weridos already know that…creeps….

What you don’t already know is what her vagina looks like, so she took it upon herself to wear the trendy shorts the kids are wearing to show you all about it….

I am sure this is something you can’t handle, unless you’re committed to the cause of nerdom and you can’t fuck with nerd shit unless it is in character, otherwise it is just too real…like her cameltoe…that shit is too fucking real, or unreal, or who knows…maybe there’s an insert they sell on amazon for trannies to have cameltoes….

I figure if you’re a woman and in tight pants and you don’t have a cameltoe, there’s something wrong with you on a moral level….because I want the damn cameltoes all fucking day.

Thanks Sophie Turner…you tall midget dating shorts in your vagina star.

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2018

12

Jul

Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has hard nipples in a tank top.I find it very hard to get excited about that…or really anything GIGI does….and why the fuck is her name GIGI, is it short for GINGER, am I actually going to google her real name…

It’s Jalena…fuck you internet for making me curious about such dumb shit…so dumb that I only looked it up now, but have been watching her tits grow, her face alter shapes, her vagina invite various men in, from her dad’s friends to possibly her dad and brother as these rich people do…narcissism…to showing off her tits….like this, or often times more aggressive than this…depending how famous her boyfriend is at the time, or ow much noise she’s trying to make….

Point being…this hard nipple shit, may be hard nipples and we like those…but it’s also GIGI HADID and she bores me in her lie of a career her dad bought for her..so it’s hard to get excited by any shameless thing she does…unless it’s releasing sex videos..which it is not…

I guess her skillset is inspiring young girls to be vapid and posing for the cameras, making them think it is progressive for the plight of the woman when it’s dialing shit back a few decades…you know not a strong power woman…but a girl sexualizing herself for the man…but on her own terms…giving the men what they want on her own terms…instead of being a strong enough woman to not show the world her tits for attention…

I guess it is just garbage rich people being garbage…

But her nips are hard, and that counts for something…especially when it comes to breast feeding.

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2018

12

Jul

Iggy Azalea Hip to Waist Ratio of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has a weird waist to hip ratio, she doesn’t look human, and not because she’s a demon sent from hell / Australia to lie to all of you by culturally appropriating everything she can, while pretending to be a stripper…but because she’s had all the fat in her stomach sucked out of her and re-installed into her ass…in what I guess she thinks is home decor for her ass…fat while in certain places is good…while in other places makes you look like the white trash you are….and just because she’s playing that she’s not racist becuase she bangs black guys…doesn’t mean she’s not white trash…or really just trash….

I remember reading the hip to waist ratio was what determined how beautiful a woman was, based on some studies, while I guess that study lied…because this is just fucking weird….it’s a little too extreme and what’s with wearing clothes..I thought she had an album to promote.

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2018

09

Jul

Halle Berry Bikini of the Day

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Halle Berry lives matter….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, and the only black thing about her is that she never met her dad who was black….

Halle Berry has been given access to her own social media so that she can connect with her fans the way she always wanted to, the way she got work in the first place….but that we didn’t know because they kept an arm’s length or wall between fans and talent…never too old.

Speaking of black lives matter – I saw a few black kids at the pool horse playing and the white lifeguard told them to follow the rules and their mom got up from her chair freaking out on the lifeguard saying her kids were just having fun and made it a race thing…everyone is so sensitive and into making everything into something – kids don’t need to follow the rules and if you tell them to – you racist….

But if you jerk off to Halle Berry you aren’t, so prove you’re not…..

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2018

09

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Topless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin and her daddy issues….because her dad called her a pig for the world to hear to set the tone for her entire life being the sad broken daughter of rich and famous people….trying to find herself only to know that she will be them…all while being 7 feet tall….and three hundred pound of pure amazon woman…proportionate but a giant….who is was early to beachy instagram, only to have her mooch cousin of normal size, with less successful parents, but more successful friends and Bieber de-virginizing her when underage…only to propose to her this weekend….leaving sexually confused Ireland topless in a pool…

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2018

09

Jul

Rita Ora Still in a Bikini of the Day

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This just in….Rita Ora is still in a bikini….because Rita Ora knows what the paparazzi like…and Rita Ora likes the paparazzi….because with their help she has tricked America into thinking she is famous…and if they think you are famous then you are famous….it’s all an illusion….and tits get hits so she can make hits…that none of us want to hear…but end up knowing all the lyrics thanks to brainwashing…..just not when it comes to Rita Ora….who we have never heard anything from….

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2018

09

Jul

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Implants of the Day

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Iggy Azalea, still disgusting. Still shamelessly self promoting like the stripper she pretends she was as a teenager in Miami after running away from home in Australia and ending up in Miami..where she worked underage….sounds like a legit story you fucking bottom feeding pop bullshit with a fake bottom….

She has an album or single out and I preferred when she wasn’t promoting nonsense and was just a fat ass no one really cared about or remembered existed because she’s that kind of star.

Iggy Azalea Slutty Fake Ass in a Thong Bodysuit

Here she is slutty on Instagram

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2018

06

Jul

Taylor Swift Gettin Wet in a Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Swift, whether she writes her own songs and rides that storyline or not, which isn’t that impressive because her songs aren’t that good, or complex, and are about boys and very cutesy bullshit….is garbage…

She makes a lot of fucking money because she’s got her scam on and because people like garbage…

But I appreciate that she’s had a lot of sex with a lot of people over the years and managed to come out the victim…like most women.

I think it’d be great to hear all the stories from all the men who have fucked her, to really dive into the Taylor Swift story…because being this rich and famous comes with serious mental issues…

Now I don’t think Taylor Swift is hot, I’d still watch her sex tape and look at her leaked nudes if they ever happened, and they should happen because she’s a slutty slutty girl….

So that’s the reason I’m posting this USA themed paparazzi shoot…

Whether I like it or not, it’s still Taylor Swift..the PHENOM pulling the best scam in recent years….feel sorry for the horny girl…buy her albums about heart break…so clever…her dad must have worked in advertising before selling off his daughter to the world…gifting us with this…that unfortunately there’s no return policy on.

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