2018
06
Jun
JoJo got them titties…
Now if only anyone knew who Jojo was…
Or more importantly…if only Jojo didn’t have the dumbest fucking childish name because she was a child star grown old….and if only her fans were fucking weirdos who only know her from then.
If only…
Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW
2018
05
Jun
Rebecca Black the source of all your entertainment, from a hit song and youtube video I hope you didn’t jerk off to, but you probably did, to the source of probably one of the most annoying quoted things at offices everywhere on Friday… because you know the basic internet people are all about that nonsense and that they only have the mental capacity to quote shit they see on the internet and think it is funny, or relatable because I guess all people are pretty fucking terrible at socializing…and find a connection with each other through the absolute nonsense…
Well…she’s in a bikini…life changing – probably not but if you’re going to hate a bitch for her quotable viral nonsense, you might as well see her half naked doing the whole bikini for the internet – look at her her fame seeking body….even though she can probably retire from all that FRIDAY money…
Posted in:Rebecca Black|SFW
2018
04
Jun
Someone must be into Iggy Azalea, they must be telling her how hot she is, because she’s been bringing her titties out aggressively the last few weeks, probably a new album, did she even have an old album? I figure she’s less about the AL, and more about the BUM, because she gets hers so jacked up, and people apparently like it, I am not one of those people, it terrifies me…but I guess it’s important to celebrate the slutty tools people use to market themselves….strictly because it encourages the retards to follow them to think that’s how to get ahead…providing me with additional content of low levels half naked nipples out….to stare at…because it’s NORMALIZED
I said it before, probably 2 posts a go, and I’ll say it again, because I don’t have that much to say in a day…and that is that I am all for the normalization of slutty behavior and porn sex…because it makes my days more entertaining…so anyone of influence..get naked…even if they fact that they have influence is silly in and of itself…
Posted in:Iggy Azalea
2018
30
May
Ireland Baldwin or IB(s) as I like to call her, because she’s full of fucking shit, is a 7 feet tall and 250 pounds aspiring instagrammer….
She’s actually been producing instagram content and building up her portfolio for a long time, long before her cousin Hailey Baldwin took over for her and rode the Baldwin name harder than her, and made it further than and really to all the places IB(s) wanted to go….
Like many Amazon women, just not all Amazon sized women, she’s managed to be semi proportionate, despite being 7 feet tall and 250 pounds…so she can Anna Nicole (pre-obesity, slim spa, death from opiates) this shit and confuse the hell out of people in photos because she seems normal sized…so modeling was an option for her, especially now more than ever, but no one cared enough about her to get her work…
She was an unstable monster, or is it a PIG as her dad described her when she was 10, in and out of rehab but finally pulling it together, all dark, mysterious a headcase whatever….
EXISTING in a better like than you have..
Someone gave her a job – here she is for GUESS? – Getting work finally living the dream….her dream….
Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW
2018
28
May
Kelly Brook is a fat titty model…who has been able to starve herself before shoots so that she doesn’t look so fat…but who has thrown that strategy in the trash because all the fat models are making it…and it’s easier to not starve yourself or workout to get work…that she would have otherwise been rejected for but it’s a new era – the fat chcik era.
I don’t really have anything inspiring to say about Kelly Brook, I have literally been doing posts on her for over a decade and they are always the same “big tits”, “titty model”…I think once I posted nudes of her that I claimed were an abortion…that was a highlight..
And now at 40 or near 40…she’s looking 40 or near 40…a mom who isn’t even a mom yet….and probably never will be because she’s 40….and that body is that of an older lady….the kind of body you’d see on your aunt when you were a 12 year old visiting your aunt for the summer and having a pool day…you know not a blood relative, so the tits you stare at mesmerize your horny pervert brain and the fact she is built like Whiskey barrel because she made your 3 cousins and loves drinking beer…is irrelevant..
We call her auntie Kelly..
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Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW
2018
25
May
I just followed this Sadie Newman model on instagram – who just broke 100k because she is the newest of the Victoria’s Secret girls. One they’ve found and are cultivating for whatever reason. Using their marketing tactics to make her a celebrity, like putting her in shoots with their other vaginas in their stable. Then getting her in other magazines, working for other brands and really becoming “famous”…as a model that all the other girls envy…so Sadie Newman…she’s your newest masturbation material and all it took was some brand to tell you that she’s hot, relevant and worth jerking off to…and now mattering because a billion dollar evil brand that has sweatshops in China….but distracts you with all the pussy….to make it ok….full smoke and mirrors to sell overpriced panties to retard mall shoppers..
and this is their new pussy…
More of Sadie Newman…she’s skinny and rat faced….the way the world seems to like it…
Posted in:Sadie Newman|Sara Sampaio|SFW|SFW
2018
16
May
I didn’t realize that until March 30th, Willa Holland was still on TV, because I don’t watch that HERB NERD shit…like AAROW…you know some fucking super hero low budget shit that every virgin loser falls into.. because they fucking love comic books…they are their only friends..
I just thought Willa Holland was a hipster instagram model now that she’s rich and doesn’t need to work…with some hipster photographer boyfriend mooching off her to increase his own profile…that she doesn’t realize she’s being used by…because he fucks her properly…
Her’s some of their “ART”…
Posted in:SFW|Willa Holland
2018
15
May
Iggy Azalea has taken a page out of the lesson book written by Rita Ora and every whore trying to be a famous popstar before her, and that is that if you keep on pushing your same bullshit agenda, in the sluttiest of ways, whether with tits, or ass…just as long as it is slutty…the people will eventually get used to you being around, buy into your lies, and accept you as their long lost friend…even if everything about you is bullshit….
It’s just that the general public is dumb as fuck, they like gossip, they like being lied to because it’s more interesting as a storyline and there are people who love everything there is about being the focal point of that, fueling that…and getting paid from that..
Some call them bottom feeders, some call them celebs, both are just scamming hard…and here’s one of their whores showing nipples.
Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW
2018
14
May
Iggy Azalea in all her fake as fuck glory, from a fake story, to fake hair, to more interestingly fake ass, fake face, fake career, that I guess gets her on Private Jets because she’s got a record deal, where that she can put her fake ass out there for her fans, who are likely only following her because of her fake ass, in efforts to continuing to matter another year, when I don’t know if she’s ever actually mattered, but rather has been more of an “exists” situation…
I guess when you’re on some private jet and you’re trash, you gotta keep it real…and keep the lie that she was an underage stripper in Florida she wants you to believe…when we all know this is all manufactured dog shit…that probably smells like dog shit…but at least she flies private, the chances of a crash are much higher, which I like.
Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW
2018
11
May
Candice Swanepoel is known for only doing Victoria’s Secret, because that’s all she’s done, and she was hot and exciting and interesting when she was early on in her career, but there comes a time when you’ve seen enough of the same damn pose from the same damn chick, that you think “don’t you have any other tricks…trick”….and she doesn’t….unless you consider being perpetually pregnant, something she seems to have figured out how to do as well as giving the camera a look with her hip pushed out while in a bikini…cuz she’s always pregnant…but she keeps her bullshit alive with throwback videos and pics to remind people of her naked or half naked in bikini art form she’s mastered…so when she’s back to work, off MAT leave for the third time in two years, the world will be ready for her…never forgotten or some shit…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW|Video