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2018

26

Oct

Rita Ora Tits Out for Instagram of the Day

Rita Ora Tits Out for Instagram

Do we really need to see Rita Ora pulling out her big titty to get some attention? Is it really going to change our life or or perception of her? Not really, but she’s still doing it and that alone should be encouraged so that all the girls who want to work their way into fame as hard as Rita Ora did….can follow her lead and show us her tits.

You may not know who Rita Ora is, or you may jerk off to Rita Ora, because people still jerk off to Celebrities apparently….I don’t but you probably do….

But the life lesson from RITA ORA that we can all learn is that if you achieve some level of fame, keep pulling your tit out, and 10 years after pulling your tit out the first time, you may or may not finally be where you want to be….because that small audience you have are committed and the more you’re seen, the more you matter.

She has gone to every event the last decade, sometimes two or three in the same night in different outfits just hoping to get noticed…but what has always worked, is the tits…so just stick to iphone pics of your tits and your lucrative pop music career will carry you until you’re 50….you really just need one hit song to be set for life and I think she may finally have that…but can’t be too sure, I just look at the tits.

How about some throwback of her nipple slip…

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2018

26

Oct

Stella Maxwell Skinny and Slutty of the Day

Stella Maxwell Slutty Crop Top

Look how skinny Stella Maxwell, the sex toy that belongs to Kristen Stewart, the same sex toy that belonged to other celebrities as she navigated her way from weird New Zealand hipster model – to top tier Victoria’s Secret pussy men everywhere jerk off to…and who appreciate her lesbianism because it makes her harder to get, it makes her more exciting to seduce / break out of her lesbianism, and it makes jerking off to fantasies of a threesome with her easier to visualize because you know she’s already into eating cunt…but then again, thanks to internet porn and liberals…everyone is a lesbian…

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2018

25

Oct

Shay Mitchell in a Bra for Drake of the Day

Shay Mitchell Tits in a Bra for Drakes Birthday

Canada’s own Shay Mitchell, who abandoned Canada to move to America to take American jobs from American people, like Immigrants do….brought her tits out for Drake’s birthday party, because this brown girl knows how to get black guys to celebrate them, not that Drake is black, but he pretends to be, and that’s kind of the world we live in…pretend to be whatever you want to be and the world around you will accept because they are all taking selfies…

Shay Mitchell is a rich kid, turned actor, turned instagram influencer, because she leveraged her Pretty Little Liars fame to build that social media audience, while her Co-Star Ashley Benson leveraged it to eat Cara Delevignne cunt…the fat girls are always the lazy ones…while this go-getter…just does it all…youtube videos, blogs, instagram shoots, travel content…she’s working it….but not always as good as she worked it for Drake…in this costume…

Here is her fitness erotica…..

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My theory is that Shay Mitchell is not a Nike fan, she doesn’t support that they support people who get on their knees because she wants to be the only one in the room on her knees….

Careers are made all kinds of ways…and obviously, she’s only doing this slutty Adidas campaign because Adidas is the one paying her and if she didn’t have an exclusivity clause in her contract..she’d be in Nike tomorrow…if they offered her money

These actors make more money off their social media brand deals than off anything else they do…they just act to get the followers to sell bullshit to.

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2018

25

Oct

Gabby Epstein Bikini Pussy Dance of the Day

GABBY EPSTEINis an Australian Insta-thot…

I don’t know who Gabby Epstein is, or much about her, but she’s got 1.8 million followers on Instagram, I assume for being in her bikini all the time, like a Alexis Ren, only exactly the same, there’s endless need of what seems like endless supply for bikini pics….

That said, she’s doing the PUSSY DANCE showing off her solid PUSSY DEFINITION….and I do love pussy definition, and I do like that the pussy dance is a viral craze…just dance from your pussy girl…while your bathing suit is jacked up your pussy girl…I think I can see her uterus….or maybe that’s just her Epstein Barr Virus in her bathing suit bottoms….which is a variation of the herpes virus you know…and it is her name…weird name for an asian…maybe she’s one of those Jewish Doctors knocked up the Filipino nanny situations….

She’s a naughty girl, clearly from the dance, just watch the guy watching her, he knows….but presented as some bikini girl, like an Instagram style, like an instagram coffee shop or instagram boutique….you know the look…this is the person version….naughty…but I guess this is how the girls dance.

Gabby Epstein Topless Girl on Girl

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2018

24

Oct

Iggy Azalea Got Them Titties On of the Day

Iggy Azalea Big Tits Slutty Instagram

Iggy Azalea brought her tits out….thighs out….because that is what she does, she is trying to get herself attention, the story of her life, and really the story of all these people, if you can call them people, cuz they are whores…

So to get noticed, you need to get down, competing with each other and they do it as basic as womanly possible….it’s a girl thing, assuming she is a girl….

She is garbage, she is trash….cultural appropriating…pretending to not be some Australian trash she is…

The internet is lies and so are her assses

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2018

23

Oct

That Dude Lea Michele Hard Nipples of the Day

Lea Michele Big Tits Hard Nipples Black Dress 4

Everyday is Halloween for Lea Michele, because like Bruce Jenner, who cut off his own DICK for the cause or for his mental health issue, that made him think he was a woman, almost as crazy as people in prison who had mental health issues tell them to do bad things and they assumed it was the devil speaking, only the world doesn’t call it mental health issues for whatever reason….Lea Michele, based on her face was born a man.

I always find it funny when I see celebrities, people who are on TV, who perform and who other people are fans of, who act like they are hot, cuz they are rich and famous, all while looking like this. You’d assume she’d be more of a behind the scenes, work in an office or something…but instead she’s on TV…which is insane because if I was doing a casting call, after pulling out my dick and asking for a blowjob I’d be like “you sure you don’t still have a dick right?”….you know how casting calls go…always ask about the dick after your dick is in the mouth…it’s less queer when you’re in too deep than knowing about it in advance…

What I am trying to say is this bitch is too ugly to be famous…but she’s got hard nipples..I guess the hormone therapy’s working…

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2018

22

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot Fitness Erotica of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Tits Pussy Print Tight LEggings Fitness Erotica

My friend Steve and I are very interested in Eiza Gonzalez and her rise to whatever the fuck she is, (Josh Duhamel’s rebound from Fergie cuz he wanted to see what a vagina feels like after years of getting fucked by Fergie and her Meth Cock)…..from wherever the fuck she was back in Mexico….because we like her tits and body…

He has sent me countless pics of her before the plastic surgery pics, where she was pretty regular and troll like, but thanks to social media and the weird body image it gives girls, and technology in plastic surgery from Fillers to less intrusive procedures, she was able to become the women she always felt she was, but didn’t see in pics of herself, like every other girl…

The point of my story is this Eiza Gonzalez, who is apparently an actress…is hot.

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2018

18

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Model Booty of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is getting ready for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show comeback tour, despite having had 3-6 babies in the last 2 years, preventing her from being that Victoria’s Secret girl she has loyally worked for consistently for her entire career.

I find models really uninteresting once they have kids. It’s just fucking gross to think about a creature growing inside them before being shat out of their womb. We save that shit for our real lives, with our wives who forced us to breed, not that I have kids, or will have kids, end of the DNA genetic line here, but that’s just me doing my part for the world….something more people should take my lead on….

But you get what I am saying, and that is that if we want to jerk off, or JACQUES off if you’re in France, to some model bitches, let’s focus on the ones who are young and hot and tight bodied and not out there breeding….

So even when people like Candice Swanepoel are out there naked with their assholes out, promoting themselves and the brand they’ve always worked for, the brand that created them, that they got naked for early on…she’s still an old weathered mom of too many and she should keep it in her damn pants…there are enough hot chicks not breeding for us to focus on.

How about her breast feeding pic:

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2018

17

Oct

Heidi V Hoback the Slutty Fishing Girl of the Day

Heidi V Hoback Fishing Hottie Big Tits and Ass Bikini

After the success of our first post on a Fishing Babe with Florida Style bolt on tits and fitness competition bodies, I decided to dig down and find another fishing slut, who is out there with her tits fishing for the perverts, and she comes in the form of Heidi V Hoback…..

I do think that Hoback is a funny name, she probably got teased a lot, like Get on your Ho Back, while I stick my dick in you, bring your ho back over here, I mean I am sure there are far more talented people out there to make clever HOBACK jokes, I’m just saying it’s a great last name…for a ho…

Fishing is the most popular sport in the world, which is amazing when you consider fishing a sport, it’s pretty fucking lazy and slow moving…but lots of people do it….so it’s only natural that a woman would jump in to produce fishing smut, erotica, clickbait, to capitalize on all those people…because some people in AMerica are still wholesome, with good old fashioned family values, who know that the simplicity of putting tits out there doing things that you like doing, makes it worth looking at…

What I am saying is put a bitch in a bikini doing any activity, from GYM to Fishing to Grocery Shopping and people will watch and look…since we love bikinis and we live when Hoes get on their back like Heidi of the Mountain Hoback…

Fishing /Hunting SLut for you perverts…

Heidi V Hoback Fishing Hottie Big Tits and Ass Bikini

Heidi V Hoback Fishing Hottie Big Tits and Ass Bikini

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2018

16

Oct

Halsey Degenerate See Through of the Day

Halsey Tits See Through Black Lace Shirt

African American, Woman of Color, Black Lives Matter cuz her Dad is Black and Therefore she is also Black, Halsey….and her very white skin, has been out there cultural appropriating her own culture for attention…because people, mainly white people at the college level doing their Social Justice thing, like protesting Chinese Restaurants owned by Vietnamese people, and Butter Chicken being served in the school cafe, or girls wearing traditional Chinese dresses to prom, and people wearing Indian Headdresses to the grocery storey because they are 1/1024 native according to a study…you had more booze in your blood stream last night after two beers than she did native blood…..not to mention that being of a culture to me, means being of the culture….involved, raised in it, the genetics are only part of the story…hasn’t anyone ever seen Steve Martin in the Jerk…he was black as hell…more black that Halsey that’s for sure…who is black for attention while being half naked for attention because this is a world of scrambling for attention….

Halsey Slutty See Through Bra ANd Shorts

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