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2018

21

Nov

Nadine Velazquez Nudity of the Day

Nadine Velazquez is a 40 year old Puerto Rican actress who I guess likes to show her tits. Who doesn’t like to show their tits, that’s the whole reason they have tits, especially when they work in the entertainment industry, I mean how else does a girl become an actress who has starred alongside Denzel Washington in roles you probably don’t remember, an IMDB page to differentiate her from some gutter sex worker….

I’ve done posts on her before because I like to fixate on people who show their tits, and I’ve probably called her an immigrant stealing your jobs, because I am ignorant and don’t realize that Puerto Rico is part of your country, even on this day before American Thanksgiving…a time for American Pride to unite the country…or the white people on how they took over the country by tricking all them indians…

Point being, never too old to be slutty, even when you’re too old!

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2018

20

Nov

Jasmine Sanders Tits Fell Off of the Day

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Jasmine Sanders is another German model who is in America taking all your jobs…..because she was probably a military kid…with American parents because she was raised in South Carolina..but that doesn’t mean she’s not an immigrant to me…an immigrant who is pushing 30 and who has millions of followers on social media thanks to all the perverts out there into her perverted self produced content…

She’s apparently 5 foot 9, so tall enough to be a model, and she’s not fat like the other instagram models, which you can cross reference in these bikini pics to her titty size…but she is a friend of the Kardashians, an insider who could take care of them, you know take out the terrorists who are the biggest threat on the future of the country and not just because of all the plastics they will leave in the ocean after they rot..but because of all the idiot kids following their lead….it’s just crazy…..but not crazy enough to Jasmine Sanders to attach herself to them, and pretty much be them in her own right, cuz they have it all figured out when it comes to brain washing idiots on the internet…..maybe I should buy the e-book….I wouldn’t mind sitting on a pile of money throwing feces at everyone I invite over because I can….

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2018

19

Nov

Dora Madison Burge Striptease of the Day

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I don’t know who Dora Madison Burge is, but she seems to be on all kinds of TV shows and movies, but more interestingly, and probably more relevantly she gets naked on instagram, which is where you need to get naked to know you exist, because if you go without getting a notification on your phone for more than 30 seconds you might as well be dead…especially when you’re out there showing off your nakedness, giving it to the people for free, or for attention, which I guess is a currency when you’re empty on the inside!!! A key ingredient in the recipe that makes nudes!

This is her self produced content…probably more important than her actual work….

Dora Madison Burge StripTease Black Panties

Dora Madison Burge Naked on Instagram Topless

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2018

19

Nov

Ariel Winter Tight Leggings of the Day

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The other day, I guess it was Friday, I noticed that Ariel Winter was out in public in leggings or some tight clothing, looking a solid 20 pounds lighter than she was just a month ago. Maybe she’s on the Keto Diet, maybe she’s just anorexic, maybe she’s got her face injected, and the fat sucked out of her like the pig Kardashians, it could really be any reason…so many reasons and ways a rich person can get into shape….

Her face, even with the new jawline, looks like some kind of troll she’s always looked like, not that any of you have noticed her face, you’re more the kind of people who just stare at her breast reduced tits…

I assume there’s cameltoe going on in these pics, because fat pussy, turned skinny pussy, has gotta eat you know…so watch it eat…it’s a fetish…and I guess so is Ariel Winter..because she’d have to be a fetish for people to get off to her, in a world where people get off to some really gross shit..she’s not the worst of it.

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2018

16

Nov

Farrah Abraham Digging her Own Grave of the Day

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Farrah Abraham was never hot or compelling, but we have seen the MTV star of a show about being an irresponsible slut misbehaving, evolve into being a slut misbehaving as a sex worker, and we’ve seen the progressive plastic surgery and face injections she’s got as that sex worker in porno movies and stripping on a mainstream level, because these reality stars are fucking shameless and do whatever it takes to matter…and that usually involves sex or sex work…

We have seen the clown tits bolted on by two blind guys in a van outside MTV’s offices when she was trying to get a new show…and we’ve seen her squirt….but we’ve never seen her spray tanned so hard, and face injected so hard, with a stupid fake ass, looking like a Kardashian / Nicki Minaj, who the fuck knows what – it’s a weird look and I don’t understand why people find it hot, or want to look like it…it’s muppet-like and creepy…

That said…we’ve seen her take it up the ass, so she’s a friend to all of us….a business partner to me…I made like 10,000 dollars off her sex tape…which is more money than I’ve made off the site in 10 years…so I like her.

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2018

14

Nov

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits in Lingerie of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney, the big titties from who the fuck cares, they are big titties, we don’t need to reach their titty biography to know their titty story, especially when we’ve already heard the titty story, because there’s only so much to say about these titties…they aren’t that interesting or compelling…they are just tits…

She is a rich kid from Florida, her dad Bahamian to tax evade, rich enough to spend less than 6 months a year in the USA to evade the tax, allowing her to still be raised in Florida where she learned all about showing her tits in a bikini to get things out of people…

Those tits got instagram followers. Those tits got on TV with DWTS. Now those tits are designer tits….and if those tits had vocal chords they’d hopefully have something more special to discuss…thank what Charlotte had to say:

“I have been looking for a lingerie line to collaborate with. It’s something that has always been a big part of my life — underwear. For me, it was kind of a no-brainer,”

Underwear, a big part of her life, a no brainer, but we like brain….especially when it ends with tits.

Right?

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2018

13

Nov

Barbara Palvin Slutty Old Model of the Day

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People like Barbara Palvin…even though she got fat a few years ago…totally fucking up her entire career even though all these fat chicks are getting work now…but now she’s back, she realized she was throwing a good thing as a Hungarian who made it at 18, turning her back to that due to overeating was crazy…not to mention there are so many hip drugs you can take to keep the fat off…it’s like get it together woman…and she got it together…making that comeback of a lifetime in some bullshit infomercial America seems to love and embrace because you’re all drones who buy into the exact same bullshit…

Here are some pics of her to jerk off to cuz you’re sick fucks who can jerk off to non-porn.

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2018

13

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Underboob of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family.

I know you probably don’t love the idea of her banged out battered pussy, but as a model for an evil corporation that brain washes you idiots to buy their shitty products…you probably can assume she does her kegels and has a labia reduction surgeon at every VS fashion show so no pussy gets slipped out….since I’ve never seen a pussy slip in their infomercial ever…despite it being skimpy panties…starring moms like Candice…who luckily are still hot because the brand is committed to using hot chicks, other than Winneie Harlow the Cow Hide skinned model, cuz they have to give in to the pressure of social media sometimes.

I don’t know what her big mom tit is up to – but it’s doing her old tricks…not her actual old tricks of being a Farmer and Blood Diamond miner in South Africa, speaking her Afrikaans, having her Slaves do her homework, before contracting AIDS….and deciding to be a model….fuck the safari in her backyard, do the safari in NYC….avoiding being killed by a legless athlete….making millions as a promo model….a legend who has really only worked for Victoria’s Secret…with some Apartheid shit.

Here are her bikini pics…

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2018

12

Nov

Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day

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Are Jessica Alba’s mom of three tits still exciting to you now that she’s old as fuck?

I think the only compelling or interesting thing about her, is that she got involved in a brand that became worth billions of dollars, thanks to a team she was part of….not because she’s smart but because she used her celebrity of being a terrible actress, but a hot terrible actress to her advantage…it’s always annoying to see celebrities, like a Lohan, who was the biggest name for the longest time, unable to leverage that name to cash the fuck in cuz her head is up her ass. Instagram sluts are getting rich of bikini brands and fucking cosmetic brands…there are a lot of people with credit cards out there who are easily manipulated into giving their credit card because they are being told to by some celeb name they recognize from some shitty movie…

I guess the other compelling thing about her is her tits….that she has out…but she’s old as fuck…and I appreciate the whole concept of new pussy, especially when it comes to what I am looking at on the internet, cuz who needs old tired shit we’ve already seen enough of…who has her pussy banged the fuck out from a life in Hollywood and kids….breeder 1/2 Mexican scammers…you know…

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2018

07

Nov

Sofia Richie Hard Nipples of the Day

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If you’re wondering what Lionel Richie’s trust fund baby is up to today, or yesterday or who the fuck knows when, but she had what I assume are her fake tits out, but that could just be her perky tits, Because despite looking 40 like the Kardashians she idolizes and attaches herself to – she’s 12….but not too old to be a Shameless old man fucker to advance her profile and I guess her career not that she needs or has a career….she’s got that I just called to say I love you money as soon as Lionel dies of opiates!

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