2009
14
Sep
I bet this dress, no matter how weird it is, is a hell of a lot better than the time Kylie had breast cancer. Here she is showing off her ass because luckily she didn’t have ass cancer to ruin her ass, but she does have aging for that I guess….enjoy while you still can….
Pics Via BauerGriffin
Posted in:Ass|Kylie Minogue|See Thru
2009
07
Sep
As much as I hate Kim Kardashian, every once in a while she puts on the right pair of spanx and gets all that fat ass contoured lookin’ proper because I know fat girls and they don’t really look like this no matter how many types of tape, straps and bullshit they use, so as much as I like to make fun of Kim Kardashian’s eating disorder and laziness, as long as she brings it out like this, I’m not complaining, but I still think she’s a waste of fucking time, but then again, so am I, maybe we’re soulmates, but I guess we’ll never know cuz I’m not black and no matter how hard I try my dick won’t penetrate past ass cheek.
Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian
2009
26
Aug
For those of you who used to watch Ron Howard TV shows and used to think to yourself how cool he was and how badly you wanted to be him, to the point of borderline obsession, where he became your everything and you started posting up posters of him and using expressions he used and even cut your hair the same way as him, dressed like him and wanted to be inside him, you can now jerk off to something that came out of his dick and grew in some chick’s uterus like some kind of fungus, and it won’t be as gay or as weird as when you jerked off to him, because let’s face it Ron Howards a bit of a fuckin’ loser no one should aspire to be or get off to.
She’s redhead, I have never had a redhead, I find them scary for the most part, but my friend told me they are a different breed of human and their skin feels different that normal people, so as longs as she has a vagina and her ass has keeps that attitude, I won’t judge you.
Bryce Dallas Howard, Ass, Leggings
Bryce Dallas Howard’s Ass in Leggings of the Day
For those of you who used to watch Ron Howard TV shows and used to think to yourself how cool he was and how badly you wanted to be him, to the point of borderline obsession, where he became your everything and you started posting up posters of him and using expressions he used and even cut your hair the same way as him, dressed like him and wanted to be inside him, you can now jerk off to something that came out of his dick and grew in some chick’s uterus like some kind of fungus, and it won’t be as gay or as weird as when you jerked off to him, because let’s face it Ron Howards a bit of a fuckin’ loser no one should aspire to be or get off to.
She’s redhead, I have never had a redhead, I find them scary for the most part, but my friend told me they are a different breed of human and their skin feels different that normal people, so as longs as she has a vagina and her ass has keeps that attitude, I won’t judge you.
Posted in:Ass|Bryce Dallas Howard|Leggings
2009
19
Aug
I hate Beyonce and I am glad that Jay-Z cheats on her all the time, at least that’s what I assume he would do, because any man locked into some kind of bullshit relationship with a high maintenance twat who seemingly only cares and talks about herself while plotting evil Voodoo shit in her desinger bed sheets against those people who beat her in Award shows, like Jennifer Hudson, but here she is showing off her lazy ass that she tries to make hot while jogging on the treadmill rehearsing her Oscar speech to stay inspired in her work or some shit, and I’ll let you admire her because I can’t, partially because I find her vile, but also because she does enough admiring of herself that she doesn’t need any from us….
Here are some more pictures of Jay Z pretending to be happily married to this cunt….
2009
17
Aug
I realize I posted pictures of Sienna Miller wearing the same bikini the other day and despite the likely possiblity that she doesn’t shower or change her underwear because she looks like that kind of rich cokewhore, I am pretty sure these pictures were taken the same fuckin’ day and I am only really posting them because I liked the picture of her spreading her ass cheek like a slut beggin to get fucked…I guess the other reason I am posting these pics is because I used to be a fan of her work, mainly because her work consisted of getting topless in every movie she was in at a time when i was into small tits and hipster fashionista bush, but those times are long gone, give me big titties and a bald pussy anyday cuz I’ve moved on and so has about 15 men she’s dated since then, because she has the ability to wreck homes with her pussy in the first few months of dating, but has no staying power, a lot like her career….here are some pics of her in a bikini…
Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Sienna Miller
2009
12
Aug
In recent GLAAD complaints I figured I’d post something to lighten the mood and shit’s come in the form of a video of a dude catching laptops in his ass with his friends because I support homosexuality, especially when it involves fun and games in wrestling uniforms…it’s inspiring.
2009
07
Aug
Aubrey O’Day likes black dudes so much she’s gone out and got herself a fat ass. Now I don’t know if she made this shit by eating donuts, or if it some kind of implant to match her titty, and I guess none of that matters, because soon enough she’ll be the stripper her family and friends all thought she was destined to be, before her whole reality TV/music career fell into her lap and pretty much went no where….
Speaking about ass and going nowhere, I met a girl who was talking about anal sex at the bar all fuckin’ night because she’s never had it and wanted it but her boyfriend tried once when they were in the shower and she chickened out, so I told her she needed to practice shoving things inside her, you know just to get a feel for it, so start with the beer bottle and work your way up, so here she is lifting her skirt in the fuckin bar sitting next to me, shoving things in her ass while everyone watched confused….and I didn’t volunteer my dick….mainly because it’d be downsizing…but also because she was vile lookin’.
Posted in:Ass|Aubrey O'Day
2009
03
Aug
With a name like Baldini, you have a serious amount of pressure to make sure that pussy is waxed, because that shit is pretty much your life responsibility to stay true to your fuckin’ name. A name that is advertising that she’s got no hair down there, and upon introducing herself, that is pretty much a signed fucking contract that any dude she gets with is going to get what he expects when her pants come off, but based on this bitches body from the front, that’s probably a huge the least of her concerns, because abs that ripped mean only one thing and that’s that there’s a dude living inside her.
So whether shit is in the form of balls and shaft with no pussy but a whole lot of tucking or just hormonal imbalances that jack up her testosterone and body hair level, there’s definitely some weirdness going on, but not as much weirdness as when dudes are forced to deal with their sexuality after dealing with the conflict that when you’re faced with her ass you want to do nothing but eat out that asshole and fuck it, but when you see her from the front, you kind wanna just go tag team chicks and drink beers with him. This is on some Twilight Zone shit.
Here is a video of her shaking her ass on some dancing show in Argentina
Posted in:Ass|Carolina Baldini|Hard Body
2009
03
Aug
I hate Katy Perry, but clearly not as much as I hate myself. I just spent 40 minutes uploading all these fucking pictures of the twat and I can’t fuckin’ stand her and it just reminds me that I need to find better things to do with my time than punish myself like this day in a day fuckin’ out for no fuckin’ reason.
Seriously, why the fuck do I bother doing this, do people actually give a fuck about this cunt, because I don’t. I don’t even like celebrity bitches, I can’t even spot them if they are standing in front of me. I am so detached from TV, Movies and even doing this shit, because they are totally fucking irrelevant to me.
If it wasn’t for her constant polluting my life as some kind of forced onto me soundtrack to my fuckin’ day every time I leave the fuckin’ house, I probably wouldn’t know who the fuck she was and I probably wouldn’t bother hating her and her dumpy body, but since her record company has raped me, I make an effort remembering the rapist and source of the violation and somewhere along the way, my life becamecropping and posting pictures of this cunt who I don’t find the least bit interesting, inspiring or even attractive.
I am much more into doin the raping, you know to bitches I meet in my everyday life, who look better, who get drunk and who trust the spiked drink I give them enough to get enough roofie in them for me to do a little pussy or tit grab….it is much more rewarding than doing a garbage post about them….
Here is the asshole hiding behind a Donut pillow….because she identifies with fat, useless, greasy pieces of shit that are only good for a couple of minutes before the excitement dies cuz they make you want to die on the fuckin’ inside.
Here are her tits performing (badly and embarrassingly) at some Pool Party…big tits don’t excite me the same way they did when I was 12 but maybe you’re easier to impress than me….cuz I am all about finding the perfect designer pussy….the mother pussy all other pussy aspires to be…I haven’t found it yet….but then again girls aren’t too eager to impress me with pictures of their cunts….so I’m forced to reference the trash vagina I come across in life….which is more like dollar store pussy and not high end fashion house pussy…..
Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Katy Perry
2009
27
Jul
Maybe I am horny and tired of fat chicks who share a bed with me every fuckin’ night, but I think Tara Reid looks pretty fucking amazing. Maybe it’s her tan that distracts me from the fact that she’s dying on the inside from being on an alcohol and coke diet the last 10 years, or maybe it’s the fake tits, sloppy lipposuction job and bony ass that make her hot to me because girls who are dying on the inside are usually a fetish of mine, I mean that’s why I spend my hard earned money I steal from my wife on blowjobs from bitches with crazy addictions, but maybe that’s just because I can afford them. So in a lot of ways Tara Reid is the crackwhore who escaped being a crackwhore, the kind of crackwhore who made enough money so that she doesn’t have to sleep on park benches or wear the same panties for four days while lookin’ for dick to suck for more crack, she did is a crackwhore with a retirement plan, but a vagina that still looks and smells like a crackwhore, making her the idea crackwhore bride, making the dude she’s with the luckiest guy in the world.
