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2009

14

Jul

Aubrey O’Day is Turning into Beyonce of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is posting pics from her Paper Mag cover shoot that I guess she’s currently at on twitter. I found it weird that she’s lookin’ like she’s black. Now I love black chicks, I just don’t like white chicks who pretend to be black chicks. They are tacky pieces of trash who deserve to be stomped out by black girls for stealing their men, since black dudes love all things white….

I guess she’s realized the color of her target market’ so she’s gone out and got her ass fatter than ever, she’s got her skin darker than ever, and I guess that’s the magic formula to become the white chick every black dude wants to fuck, but up until now, I thought just having a vagina was all you needed.

I guess the real unfortunate thing in all this is being called Beyonce, because Beyonce is disgusting and that’s a dis worse than unexpected sodomy in a back alley….

Posted in:Ass|Aubrey O'Day|Black|Fat|Tits

2009

10

Jul

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know what’s got into me today, but after months of severe hatred and disgust for Katy Perry, I came across these bikini pictures and found them almost hot. Maybe I’m desperately horny, maybe I’m over the fact that I hate her and her music, or maybe I’m just getting tricked by her tits, and I guess I have no choice but to share this horrible turning point in my life with you.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Katy Perry

2009

10

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson’s Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I assume whoever Kendra Wilkinson is making a half-breed kid with is either a rapper or athlete, because girls like her don’t date black dudes unless they are rich because she’s a fuckin’ hooker piece of trash proven both by the fact that she was dating a senior citizen when she was 20 for money and status and but also proven by the shotgun wedding she had a few weeks ago because that is the only kind of wedding her people really understand.

Here she is on the beach with her pregnant body in a bikini, speaking of strippers who made it, I was supposed to go to the stripclub last night, where I was going to pretend I worked for a big entertainment company, to get them to give me free auditions in the lap dance booth and get their hopes up, because I’ve learned that all strippers hope some knight in shining armor will come in and give them a better life and I am so down with playin off that.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kendra Wilkinson|Pregnant

2009

08

Jul

Megan Fox and Her Ass in a Skirt of the Day

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I remember meeting a pornstar named Sasha Grey and she was dressed like a school teacher. I thought the irony was hot, not that I know what irony is, but every other pornstar, who was far less dirty than Sasha Grey was dressed in cheap sex store outfits, and despite hating her porn because it’s too dirty for me, and I prefer my whores to be everyday girls gone bad, and not weird goth girls who do what they do because they pretend its some artistic venture when in reality they just want attention and were molested by their dad’s or some shit, I thought it was interesting.

Seeing Megan Fox in a similar outfit is far less interesting because I know that behind this pencil skirt you’d want to see on a librarian who lets her hair down, you know she’s goin home to fuck David from 90210, because Megan Fox is sex on the surface, it’s all an act and attempt to be a sex icon, when in reality I can tell she doesn’t gag on cock or take it up the ass and I for one, am tired of the lies.

Posted in:Ass|Megan Fox|Skirt

2009

08

Jul

Victoria’s Silvstedt from Behind of the Day

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If a bitch is in a bikini, I might as well be staring at her ass, because I like a good ass better than good tits any day, especially when the bitch in the bikini is rockin’ fake tits, cuz anyone can have fake tits, they don’t impress me at all, they cost 5,000 dollars and I’m sure even I could find 5,000 dollars to get fake tits if I really wanted them, it’s nothing exclusive, if anything, it’s only desperate and pathetic, you know the girl all insecure, thinking tits will make her happy and take her out of the shitty life she’s living, because without fake tits they can’t fuck their boyfriends topless, they can’t wear bikinis or revealing clothes and they can’t make a solid 10 dollars a song at the strip club cuz there aren’t enough closet faggots there to pay to rub their little boy nipples, until one day cracking and deciding it’s time to put an end to the superficial suffering…..it is time to be respected for what they are meant to be respected for and that is not their mind or ideas…but the size of their bra…

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

07

Jul

Britney Spears in Some Shorts from Behind of the Day

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Whenever I have horrible food poisoning because I eat garbage I find in random places as it is a matter of survival where beggars can’t be choosers, I find myself shitting random things out like blood and my liver while sitting on my toilet for hours, I always imagine that is what Britney Spears’ panties look and smell like, and it makes it all okay.

Here she is in shorts.

Posted in:Ass|Britney Spears|Shorts

2009

02

Jul

Elizabeth Berkley’s Menopause Ass of the Day

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There was a time when Elizabeth Berkley was the hottest shit, you know a little Saved by the Bell Saturday morning jerk off session. There was a time she was getting naked and givin lap dances in movies and now she’s just menopausal. I guess that is the circle of life or someshit, but I’m no philosopher so I could be wrong.

Posted in:Ass|Elizabeth Berkley

2009

30

Jun

Melody Thornton Forgets Her Pants of the Day

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Here is Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton, someone who I had never heard of before today, showing up at the BET Awards that happened on Sunday, with no pants. The thing I love about the BET awards is how mad they make white people, who feel like they deserve their own “White” awards, meanwhile 90 percent of the people watching their shit are white from the suburbs and the thing I like about this Thornton cunt is how easy it’d be to rape her in this outfit….you wouldn’t even have to pull up a skirt, or pull down a pant.

Guess who’s hungover and still smells like vodka while feeling like death…I’ll give you three guesses….

Posted in:Ass|Melody Thornton

2009

22

Jun

Lady Gaga and Her Ass of the Day

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While Perez Hilton was getting “beat up”, which was more like dancing like a queen in a pair of Lindsay Lohan leggings, while some groupie gay dude, who was probably a Gaga back-up dancer, humped his face…I was creep grabbin’ this ass behind her security’s back. The ass was alright and I don’t think it was in these assless pants, but the rest was as disgusting as you’d imagine it to be.

I wish I had a camera because the fuckin’ Perez shit is blowin the fuck up right now.


Watch the Perez Statement About Will.I.Am Fighting….I was in Cobra Club and Witnessed that Shit…it was Amazing…But not as Amazing as Watching Perez Cry…
GO

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga

2009

17

Jun

Rihanna and her Racist Dress of the Day

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Rihanna’s a fuckin’ racist. I’d like to see her put this shit on and walk through the fuckin’ projects pointing at black men, then pointing back at her shirt, then giving them the fuckin’ finger, because bitch hates black dudes now that one beat her and is into dating Jewish Canadian people who played the black kid on a candy coated teenage drama series.

She might as well throw fried chicken and watermelon at them, and the whole thing is so weird considering she’s an Island Girl, I guess fame and money made her soft and turned her white, like it did to Kanye, Jay-Z and pretty much every other “rapper”. Rap is just a new name for pop now and I know this cuz I was in this underage club as I do sometimes, and these 16 year old idiots who can’t handle their booze were all up on every “hood” song that came on. Things aren’t the way they used to be, but the girls are more slutty, so I’m cool with it.


Posted in:Ass|Racist|Rihanna