If you’re wondering why Girls Aloud have a record deal, sell concert tickets, sell albums, have a career. The answer is, Cheryl Cole and her Ass.
That’s all I have to say about that.
Posted in:Ass|Cheryl Cole|Girls Alous
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Archive for the Ass Category
2009
27
Apr
Creeper and His Camera Phone Get a Shot of Lisa Rinna’s Ass of the Day
A friend of mine who lives in LA sent me this picture he took on his camera phone of Lisa Rinna’s ass in a coffee shop a good 3 months ago. Now, I guess he’s not really a good friend of mine, otherwise he would have followed her home and made sure he got some pics of his dick in her full lipped mouth, or deflated lipped pussy, but now that we’ve got Playboy, we don’t need anymore of that.
Yes, this could be of anyone, but that’s all part of the fun of creeper pics. If you have any creeper pics of anything funny of unsuspecting girls, even if they aren’t as “famous” as Rinna, which isn’t very famous, email them to me to masturbate to. Thanks in advance.
Posted in:Ass|Creeper|Lisa Rinna
2009
20
Apr
Joss Stone Flashes Her Ass at Coachella of the Day
Here’s the extent of my Coachella coverage because I wasn’t there and didn’t get to experience the “EVENT OF A FUCKING LIFETIME” first hand because I don’t give a fuck about that kind of shit, as I just mentioned in my other post. So far the only highlight I’ve found is a horrible upskirt shot of Joss Stone performing that doesn’t even get in a close enough view as when I stand under the stairs at the movie theater.
I was expecting Coachella coverage to include topless bitches, people getting raped in tents, fuckin’, blowjobs, groupies being ridiculous, but all I’ve got is this shitty upskirt, enjoy.
Posted in:Ass|flash|Joss Stone
2009
15
Apr
Fergie is Almost Showing Off Some Ass of the Day
I was talking to some 20 year old girl the other day and obviously shit lead to talking about her vagina. I made some comment about wanting my old balls hanging off her chin and she got back at me with some shit about loving old balls and I got into some shit about not loving old pussy and she got into some shit about how she doesn’t have an old pussy and how it is young and tight and is hard to get more than one finger in without screaming….
So instead of jumping her then and there, I took it to the next level in sabotaging my chances of fucking her, by letting her know that there are some 2 year old cars that are seemingly still new and in good shape, but when you check out their milage, you can see they are well fuckin’ traveled and may not be something you’d trust on a long distance journey, or really even a trip to the store down the block, you know cuz the suspension is gone, the tires are bald and it burns oil. She got that I was calling her a slut in one of my more obscure ways of calling her a slut and it turns out girls don’t jump on dicks who imply they are sluts, since I guess they like the whole denial of what they have done to themselves….and they don’t care that fucking 40 dudes could be considered a lot to some people because they felt each and everyone of those cocks was worth the ride.
I guess that has nothing to do with a married Fergie almost flashing her ass, I mean other than her being a dirty ditch pig of a woman who has probably done some interesting things for Meth back when she was “addicted”, you know shit that makes flashing the world your ass seem pretty fucking tame.
I wonder if this story makes any fucking sense, I didn’t bother re-reading it, so just ignore the typos, I’m rushing and not Russian.
On a side note -I am digging the new Black Eyed Peas Song….
2009
14
Apr
Some Jessica Simpson Ass Shots of the Day
Some paparazzi perved out proper the other day when they were snapping off pictures of Jessica Simpson. Sure, it wasn’t as perverted as the night I was at a hipster party and kept lifting up some girl’s skirt asking to see her hipster bush, even though her gay Asian boyfriend was there and wasn’t having it, or even as perverted as intentionally going to the mall to sit on the bench next to the stairs waiting to see unsuspecting upskirts with my camera in hand, but this shit is Jessica Simpson and not the 15 year old slutty girl buying Spring Break bikinis with their slutty 15 year old friends and I guess I can’t really figure out if that is a good thing or not, but I do know it’s a more legal thing and she is lookin’ a lot better than her fat pics that hit a few months ago, mainly because there aren’t any all you can eat Texas BBQ ribs shit stains on her panties…
Posted in:Ass|Jessica Simpson
2009
09
Apr
Lady Gaga Takes Her Tranny Lovin’ Ass Out Without Pants of the Day
Everyone knows Lady Gaga is ugly, including Lady Gaga. I feel like I wrote shit about her the last couple of days saying that the only reason she is popular is because she targets the gays and women and gays and women seem to be the only people who like ugly chicks because it makes them feel better looking, so in the event that I did, realize that I’ve been drunk for the last 4 days and everything is a bit of a blur.
I think I figured out why this pig doesn’t wear pants and it is because she is fat and like my wife, who is also fat, any non elastic waist band piece of clothing is the fuckin’ enemy, because they don’t make non elastic band waist clothing in her size, and that means having to come to terms with the fact that you’re a fuckin’ pig.
But I could be wrong and bitch is just trying to divert attention from her face, she’s like “LOOOK AT MY PUSSY, LOOK AT MY PUSSY, FORGET MY FACE….LOOK AT MY PUSSY”. Tranny loving whore.
Here are some pictures of her performing, every concert looks exactly the fucking same and shit bores me…but you may like it…if you’re black….cuz this ass is fat….
2009
09
Apr
Jamie Pressly Smokin’ of the Day
You know what turns me on more than Jamie Pressly….the thought of her second hand smoke killin’ off her baby so that it can be just me and her in the world….unfortunately, second hand smoke only leads to asthma and other bullshit that isn’t fatal…meaning that if anything…the second hand smoke is just going to make STD of a kid more fucking needy and I guess that’s okay, since Jamie Pressly’s never shown much interest in me, you know, never answered me or reached out to me even after I went to all the trouble mailing her that statue I carved of her with my dick in her mouth out of a bar a soap last year. So I guess there’ no real hope in us ever fuckin’. I guess bitch thinks she’s better than me, well at least I get to watch her smoke like she’s some kind of private school girl trying to piss off her parents in pictures I didn’t take in a city I am not in. Why do I torture myself like this….
Posted in:Ass|Jamie Pressly|Smokin'
2009
08
Apr
Jamie Pressly Shows Off Her Mom Ass of the Day
I like Jamie Pressly. I find her hot. I have trouble believing she just recently had a baby because unlike most mom ass I see, this one, I’d actually like to eat and by eat I mean spread it the fuck apart so that her little asshole is winking at me before sticking my tongue as deep inside her as I can, because most mom’s make me sick, all I can think about is that a baby ripped through their shit, leaving a lot of juices, liquids, slime and blood all over the hospital floor, and that vision just plays out over and over and over again everytime I think about fuckin’ with their shit.
So here’s her mom ass in sweatpants, the way we like it, because it means easy access.
Posted in:Ass|Jamie Pressly|Mom
2009
06
Apr
Tamara Mellon’s Still on the Beach and She’s Pickin’ Her Ass of the Day
I am bored of this Tamara Mellon bitch. I gave her love. I wrote she was a hot 40 year old multi-millionaire, designer shoe owning motherfucker. I gave her credit for not being a typical whore wallet fucking groupie and I said she had a hot tight little ass I’d like to explore like some kind of South Pole expedition in the 1940s and she never reached out, she never emailed me, she never said “hey thanks for not rippin on me despite wanting to rip me apart with your sex toy collection and other household objects”, so I am posting pictures of her picking her ass like she was the poor kid I went to school with who always had black fingers and smelled like shit, who was constant in his ass pickin’ because he didn’t have access to toilet paper because that was one of life’s luxuries and because he had some kind of ass worms from his poor hygiene, when he was probably the last person who could afford ass worms or any parasite for that matter, because his daily diet consisted of a chocolate bar.
Posted in:Ass|Beach|Bikini|Tamara Mellon
2009
01
Apr
Enrique’s Skinny Ass of the Day
Here’s everyone’s favorite child sex trade escape artist, turned to sport at 9 instead of being a 65 year old man’s little wives, Anna Kournikova. She’s looking nice and skinny, reminiscent of communist Russia, when she would have to wait in line for a stale loaf of bread designated to feed her family of 6 for 3 weeks, or maybe like some Russian Jews after rockin’ the concentration camp a few months and I like it. It’s that level of starvation that screams desperation, you know like “help me mister, I’m so fuckin’, hungry”, pretty much giving you the okay to fuck her throat, making her gag, but never making her puke since her stomach is empty….not that I have ever made a girl gag, I’m just not built like that, but you get what I am sayin, she’s skinny and I like it. Leave me alone.
Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Ass|Skinny