Looks like Amy Winehouse is about to go on a jog and I am posting these for all the haters who said she was only skinny because of crack/heroin/cocaine or whatever drugs she’s on. I always say how nice and fit she looks and people always come back at me about how she doesn’t eat because she’s a fuckin’ addict, while would an addict where gym shorts to be ready because they look like they are scared shitless and about to run away from the voices in their head….I don’t think so. She needs a workout tape so all you fat sluts can follow her lead.

Amy Winehouse reminds me of this Jewish dude who is always hanging out in my neighborhood, not because all Jews look the same, but because he dresses like he’s not rich and begs people on the street for a quarter for a fuckin’ coffee while rockin’ a fatty rolex and designer jeans. I have given him shit before because I only see him on weekends and he’s probably doing it to make an extra 40 dollars a day, while his wife is at the salon getting her hair done or some shit because he’s addicted to money. The point is that he tries to look like he’s ratty and unshowered and like he doesn’t have any money or a nice expensive home, an Amy Winehouse is just followin’ his lead only instead of begging for change she looks more like the kind of girl who will suck your dick with her toothless mouth for drugs, while we all know she can afford to get her toothless mouth fixed and that this is all just a bullshit cry for attention to make a little more money because that’s really all she and the Jewish dude who pretends to be homeless care about. I think someone should fuck the cents back into her and I nominate me because I am not scared of things that stink.

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The thing I like about Amy Winehouse is that she’s got some drug induced insanity going on and from my experience drug induced insanity spills over into everyday insanity and is part of the reason I’ve had sex with as many girls as I have had sex with. It seems like crazy girls are pretty easy to win over because being crazy, like being retarded turns off your sex filter that sane people are forced to keep on because we want to be respectable people in society. Meanwhile, the retards and crazies are masturbating in the library or at the public pool, running around showing their genitals to people and once in the bedroom, pretty fantastic performers if you can get past the smells and crazy sounds that come out of their mouths.

Here’s Amy Winehouse running around in her bra, lookin’ like something out of a horror movie and making me want to fuck her brittle teeth out of her mouth.

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The thing that turns me on about Amy Winehouse is that she reminds me of some kind of droopy faced troll who has escaped from the Freak Show, ripped off her Freak Show shackles and Freak Show costume and is scavenging for food at some picnic spot scaring people into feeding the monster for fear of what she’s going to do to them. It’s like this bitch is so into what she’s doing that things like hygiene, clothes and fitting into the mold of society just doesn’t matter to her. She beats to her own drum and probably smells like fuckin’ death and nothing turns me on more than someone who just isn’t afraid to be herself.

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