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2008

Mar

Samantha Fox Donates Her Old Bra to Charity of the Day

If you’re wondering why it took me so long to update the site, it is is simple, my wife has been trying to have sex with me for the last 15 hours and I’ve been awake and trying to avoid it as best as I can.

Bitch is going through menopause, which for any average man, would mean he doesn’t have to bang his old withered vagina of a wife anymore and you’d think that now we can grow old together watching shows like Murder She Wrote or whatever the fuck menopausal people do.

Unfortunately for me, my wife is a greasy fat fuck and no matter how dried up she gets in theory, her body is always clammy or slippery to touch. Not to mention her vagina is so big you could store a pair of winter boots in there to warm them up and she wouldn’t even know, making her pretty easy to stick it in under all circumstances, so it turns out that even Menopause hates me.

Here are some pictures of the original big breasted UK Galmor model, Samantha Fox, the one who paved the way for people like Jordan and Abi Titmuss and all the other useless UK slags you’ve been jerking off to. She showed her tits in the 80s and I jerked off to them and now she’s menopausal and giving away her bra to charity because she doesn’t need it anymore, she’s upgraded to one of those skin color harnesses they only sell to elderly women at Sears….I guess to be fair she’s not that old….she just looks it….and that won’t stop you..

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2008

Feb

Mariah Carey Hot Tits Suckin’ in Video of the Day

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Here’s the new Mariah Carey video that you can almost relate to, except for the girl with big tits answering her door in a bra and playing with you in your fantasies party. Your life is more about being the awkward motherfucker sitting on the computer nervous as shit because a girl in the chat room just asked you for a private chat or some shit.Maybe one day she will get on cam for you, we all have dreams and my dream may not involve touching Mariah Carey or her huge tits, it’s gotta do with unicorns, they are so mystical and I feel like if I had I unicorn I could really take over the world.

It’s kinda like this asshole I used to hang out with who bought a Firebird with a T-Top. He was so convinced bitches would flock to it, that everytime we rolled together he would park outside of bars blasting his shitty music with a beer in his hand, expecting them to crawl into the half-assed convertible and start bouncing on his dick. Instead, they’d just look and laugh because we were about 20 years too old and too late and the high school dreams of being the cool guy with the firebird should have been left in highschool, and high school girls today are more into luxury cars and Firebirds don’t have the same impact as they did in the 80s. Now if dude had a unicorn, every slut from the age of 4 on would think you’re a fuckin’ hero and that is the power of having a non-existent animal all girls dreamed of having as a kid, it’s timeless.

Either way, Here’s me and Mariah like baby and pacifier’s new video.

Posted in:Bra|Mariah Carey|Music Video|Tits

2008

Feb

Abigail Clancy See Through Dress and Animal Print Panties of the Day

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Why do they make matching panty sets when no one ever wears them? The only bitches who wear matching sets seem to be strippers when on stage or old ladies trying to be sexy for their husbands or young girls who think they need to match everything, like the kind of girl who wears socks that are the same color as her shirt. It was big in the 90s.

Nothing says wild like wearing a pair of animal print panties, at least that’s what 40 year old bitches think, because it makes them feel like a wild girl and whenever they put them on they feel like their vagina’s are some kind of exotic animal, unfortunately my experience with animal print panties is that the only thing exotic is the smell. But to be fair, the bitches wearing them were pretty inexpensive and unshowered….they had better things to do….like turn tricks and crystal meth….

Either way, here is Abigail Clancy, some UK Model who was on the show Britain’s Next Top Model. She came in second but since she was dating a footballer – got more media attention than the actual winner, she went on to become a lingerie model and was busted doing cocaine and fuckin’ around with an ex boyfriend leading her footballer to drop her ass. Yes, I read wikipedia.

So I guess it’s natural for a cokewhore who is used to wearing lingerie to show up to an event in see-through dress intentionally, but not obvious enough, so that she can plead ignorance while knowing deep down inside that she wants more attention and the only way she knows how to get it is to show off the only thing that ever worked for her and that is a half naked body.

It’s like that time when this girl I knew wanted male attention because her dad wasn’t ever there for her growing up, so she every night she’d fuck a different dude, convincing herself that she wasn’t a slut and was a free, empowered, sex in the city type of woman, while all she really wanted was a man to love and respect her but instead ended up staring in numerous gang bang videos.

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Abigail Clancy’s Topless on a Yacht

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2008

Feb

Miley Cyrus Wears a Bra of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is taking over the world and it’s not with her big tits, it’s with her stupid lyrics and her country all american trash twang and here she is in a see-through shirt showing off her bra. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with today’s youth but it’s freaking me out. First the little Spears gets knocked up which usually means she’s fucking and letting dudes bust in her and the most recent rumor is that she’s offering her pussy up to other dudes now because she’s already pregnant and can’t get pregnant again and now Miley Cyrus is wearing a bra like she’s some kind of adult. I wonder if her dad approved of this or if he’s too busy in the basement trying to sort out another song to break free from being a one hit wonder with obnoxious hair.

I guess girls just wanna grow the fuck before their time and I know that you may not be complaining now while you anxiously await their sex tapes and nude pictures to hit while chatting up 15 year olds on Myspace hoping they fall in love with you and come visit you when they turn 18, like planting your seed, but wait until you have a daughter and she starts suckin’ dick in preschool because that’s the route we’re taking, I doubt you’ll be that into it, but then again I wouldn’t put it past you because based on the kind of readers I have, you are probably the one who taught her that trick. You sick fuck.

I guess the good news is that you’re the kind of guy no bitch would let knock up, not even the crazy fucking girls who just want anyone to knock them up and take it so far as to ask the homeless dude down the street for a sperm sample stay the fuck away from you and that’s probably a good thing for humanity….we don’t want more of you running around.

Point of this post is to say that I don’t find Miley all that good lookin’, sure she’s still a kid but you can tell by her teeth she’s going to stay pretty busted. I am interested in meeting her best friend Lesley, because I hear her name over and over in that stupid song so Lesley be my Valentine you are already such an integral part of my radio listening. That’s the end of this post. I know… FINALLY.

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2007

Nov

I am – Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Have Lunch Together of the Day

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Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Here are some pictures of Paris, Nicole and Paris’ sister no one cares about out for lunch together like this was 4 years ago. There was a time when these girls felt like they were on top of the world. They had their TV show and everyone was making a big deal about them. Now one of them is pregnant and the other is serial slut who no one will ever love because they just turn to her for bad sex and money and no one really gives a fuck about them, they’re washed up has beens, but the problem is that they haven’t been replaced and I’m excited for when they are because I need some new blood because it’s come to a point where thinking about either of them sexually is like thinking of your grandmother taking it up the ass, which is a good time, but still smells like shit….and not just any shit…old person shit.

It’s funny what a couple of years does to a person, it’s like riding high one day and in the gutter the next, that’s why I like to stay in the gutter because I don’t think I could handle that kind of disappointment. I guess what it comes down to is that everything always comes around full-circle and nothing in life is permanent, except maybe for AIDS.

I know whenever I see girls from my past I try to get them to show me their vaginas because it’s unnatural for a girl I’ve seen naked to be in my presence and not willing to get naked. If they don’t feel comfortable doing it, then I just keep on walkin’ like they are dead to me. The last time it happened, I ran into a girl i banged years ago on the street with her husband and kids and I said hi, moved in and said, so you gonna show me your pussy or what, I wanna see how it’s aged and she grabbed her kid and stormed off.

Either way, there was a time when these girls loved each other, then hated each other and now they are having lunch together while Stavros is out fuckin Mary Kate Olsen. I guess the rich kid drama will always go on and I feel like I’m watching a Cheers reunion special and Nicole Richie’s playing Norm. I wonder if Cheers jokes work, but I haven’t watched TV since their last episode, so it’s the only reunion special joke I’m packin’ and you’ve probably never seen an episode. I guess I really fucked this one up. It happens pretty much every post.

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2007

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of that troll Hayden Panettiere in a see-through shirt. At first I thought she was rockin’ a training bra but then I realized that her arms and shoulders are so big she’s actually stacked, and ready to wrestle. It’s like that time I was getting with a girl and she pulled out a 5 inch long dildo to use on herself and shit put my dick to shame, I just couldn’t compete so I went to the kitchen and emotionally ate all her food while she finished herself off. That may not be saying much about me, but it’s saying something similar to why skinny girls like fucking fat guys because it makes them feel skinny or why average girls hang with fat ugly chicks because it makes them seem hot, I am sure there are better examples of this but I’m too lazy to think. Fuck you.

Either way, this is barely a see through, so if you’re lovin’ it not only are you weird because it’s Hayden Panettiere and she’s not hot even for a live-action cartoon character, but also because that kind of delusion is what leads rapists to rape, you know the whole “she was wearing a short skirt and was asking for it, no means yes” rational. Someone should report you, unfortunately, I’m not that guy. I’m too lazy to worry about your problems.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Little Bra
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Hayden Panettiere’s See Through Dress

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2007

Nov

I am – Nicole Scherzinger’s Bra is Rockin’ the Vote of the Day

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Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger wants you to rock the vote, because her publicist probably told her it’d be a good idea to attend the event, while her stylist felt that it’d be hot for her to wear some intense bra under her lowcut shirt for a reason I’ll never understand, because there’s nothing worse than a girl in a backless dress and a bra, or a tube top with bra straps hanging out. I am guessing it’s because this bitch needs all the support she can get, because she even old bitches who look like some kind of live action real doll need the magic of a wonderbra too.

I was at some bar last night drinking and this young girl in a jewish outfit of the day was dancing on the stage rockin’ the stripper pole. She ended up pulling down her dress and I was all excited to see some tit only to reveal some American Apparel leotard shit that she was wearing under her dress. I didn’t understand what the fuck she was doing with all these layers, it was some kind of shit that will annoy the motherfucker who ended up taking her home, because dude’s gotta be some kind of David Blaine to undress her. Maybe she was trying to be funny, like these whores I played strip poker with a couple of months ago. I fucking hate all board games and card games, because I guess I hate fun and feel like a fucking asshole when doing it, but the idea of seeing these young whores naked was enough to make me give into the gayness. What I didn’t know was that they were each wearing 5 pairs of fucking socks, 2 pairs of pants and 3 pairs of underwear and I don’t even thing I got them down to the bottom layer. Shit was like trying to get to the middle of a tootsie pop, but didn’t taste as good.

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Baby Love Video
Pussycat Doll’s Pussy Cleavage
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2007

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Candid Photos Leaked of the Day

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Some assistant to Britney Spears leaked these candid pictures of Britney drinking and Swimming in Dita Von Teese’s champagne glass and they pretty much suck. When it comes to Britney Spears and her entourage, you’d think that the only thing leaking would be her used up vagina right down her leg, leaving a puddle on the ground for her dogs to lick up when Britney forgets to give them water and they are desperate for survival, kinda like Britney was in her career, but has somehow managed to turn that around with a huge song, ringtone and huge album sales. It’s kinda like she won the lottery. I hate playing the lottery, because it always manages to disappoint, like everything else in my life. That sounded a lot sadder than it actually is but only because I can laugh at my misfortunes.

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2007

Oct

I am – Shauna Sand Dressed Classy of the Day

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I caught my wife cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush the other day, she’s creative like that and probably saw it on some soap opera or shit she watches on tv all day. I was actually really happy to see her cleaning for the first time in the last 5 years together. But then I realized that Paypal has all my money and I can’t buy a new one. I am not sure what I did to piss her off, it may have been coming home with a pair of panties from a girl I convinced to take off her panties in the club and bragging to my wife about how amazing of an experience it was by making her smell them to see that they weren’t clean, but none of that matters. What does matter is that my mouth tastes like I’ve been eating shit and yes, I know what shit tastes like, it’s a long story that I don’t want to relive.

Speakin’ of shit here are some pictures of Shauna Sand at some event dressed as classy as this whore can get with a Chanel bracelet on. She’s the kind of girl you could probably convince to let you shit on them because it would be taking your sex life to the next level, when in reality you just hate her for being such a whore and shitting on her is the only way to make yourself feel better about things.

Either way, the good news is that washed up ex-Playmates may be the only people dressed like this on the daily, but it’s Halloween, so get ready for everyday girls to be doin’ the Shauna Sand, even though they’ve probably never heard of her. All the madness starts in a few hours.

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2007

Oct

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Cole Animal Print Bra of the Day

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Here’s a little Trailer Park Cheap Knock Off Version of Posh Spice action, her name is Cheryl Tweedy Cole and she is from the UK and she was in an all girl pop band and she married a footballer who used to shower with Beckham, where they would all bend it like Beckham, because he was the most flexible of the bunch….an inspiration to them all.

These pictures are of Cheryl Tweedy Cole rockin’ an animal print bra because animal print bras mean she’s a crazy slutty pornstar type, no fabric print since the Hawaiian shirt has represented such adventure and fun.

I saw a bra today, on a woman, who was breastfeeding in public. Either I live in the land of breeders or this breastfeeding business is getting fucking popular, because everytime I leave my house, which isn’t much, I see a bitch with a baby on her tit. Today, the woman was sitting in the window of a sandwich shop and was blockin out the rest of the restaurants audience, without realizing that everyone on the fuckin’ street had full view. I was tempted to go up to the window and start jerking off saying shit like “suck harder baby”, but I was thrown off when I realized the kid who was breast feeding could walk….I guess momma liked the way shit felt, or maybe liked the fullness of her tits, but doesn’t realize that this kid is going to have some serious fucking momma boy issues in about 5 years that will carry him through the rest of his life…I still liked the show and wished I was that little 4 year old suckin on that tit for a minute, but not as badly as how Cheryl Tweedy Cole wants to be Posh Spice and I love suckin’ tits. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because you haven’t read this post. Thanks for the support. Asshole.

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