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2007

01

Jun

I am – Courtney Cox's Bra of the Day

Here are some pictures of Courtney Cox leaving a restaurant in a sheer top with her bra exposes. I am pretty much naked all day because getting dress requires too much effort and I was raised by some pretty trashy people and even I put on some fucking clothes when I eat my lunch on my shitty salvation army couch. I admit part of the reason I put on clothes is because of a serious fear of landing scabies from the previous owners and having a barrier between me at the couch is pretty much necessary, but I still manage to cover up when I eat…

That said, I am all for girls wearing sheer shirts with bras exposed in public and encourage as many girls as I can to rock this look. Shit’s like flipping through a Sears catalog without killing all the trees, I guess that makes Courtney Cox a little more environmentally conscious than me.

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2007

01

Jun

I am – Courtney Cox’s Bra of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Courtney Cox leaving a restaurant in a sheer top with her bra exposes. I am pretty much naked all day because getting dress requires too much effort and I was raised by some pretty trashy people and even I put on some fucking clothes when I eat my lunch on my shitty salvation army couch. I admit part of the reason I put on clothes is because of a serious fear of landing scabies from the previous owners and having a barrier between me at the couch is pretty much necessary, but I still manage to cover up when I eat…

That said, I am all for girls wearing sheer shirts with bras exposed in public and encourage as many girls as I can to rock this look. Shit’s like flipping through a Sears catalog without killing all the trees, I guess that makes Courtney Cox a little more environmentally conscious than me.

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2007

23

May

I am – Minnie Driver's Stupid Bra of the Day

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I’m all for women wearing see through clothing because see through clothing is the closest thing to naked. I never understood dudes who would say that they find girls in clothing hotter than when they get naked, because when they are naked you see everything and it’s very clinical, whereas when they are clothed it leaves everything up to the imagination. I was never one of those guys. The more naked the better for me, even when the bitch is like that busted old pick-up truck rotting away in your backyard. But I am not interested in her wearing a see through shirt in attempts to tease me into her pants. I live by the philosophy of if you’re infront of me naked I’ll do it, but if you’re trying to be sexy in spandex or lace, I am not going to try to get you naked, I am just going to laugh at you.

My wife doesn’t agree. Last summer, she dragged me to her family reunion that was at some welfare park on the lake. I wasn’t interested in going, but with the free booze, food and teens in bikinis. We get to the lake, and my fat whore of a wife decides to reaveal her new bathing suit to the whole fucking family. Now bitch is 350 pounds and they don’t make bathing suits her size so when she put the mother fucking thing on it stretched out so much the thing turned see through. I am talking every thread on that fucking thing was doing all it fucking could to support the heavy load, so everyone in the family got to see what I get to see every fucking night…..and they weren’t too impressed, I think her brother left the party with his 3 kids because of it….

Point of the story is, if you are fat, if you are ugly, if you have never had many sober guys try to sleep with you, the whole less is more does not apply to you. Here’s some shots of Mini Driver in her bra and some see-through shirt action….

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2007

23

May

I am – Minnie Driver’s Stupid Bra of the Day

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Iâ€™m all for women wearing see through clothing because see through clothing is the closest thing to naked. I never understood dudes who would say that they find girls in clothing hotter than when they get naked, because when they are naked you see everything and it’s very clinical, whereas when they are clothed it leaves everything up to the imagination. I was never one of those guys. The more naked the better for me, even when the bitch is like that busted old pick-up truck rotting away in your backyard. But I am not interested in her wearing a see through shirt in attempts to tease me into her pants. I live by the philosophy of if you’re infront of me naked I’ll do it, but if you’re trying to be sexy in spandex or lace, I am not going to try to get you naked, I am just going to laugh at you.

My wife doesnâ€™t agree. Last summer, she dragged me to her family reunion that was at some welfare park on the lake. I wasnâ€™t interested in going, but with the free booze, food and teens in bikinis. We get to the lake, and my fat whore of a wife decides to reaveal her new bathing suit to the whole fucking family. Now bitch is 350 pounds and they don’t make bathing suits her size so when she put the mother fucking thing on it stretched out so much the thing turned see through. I am talking every thread on that fucking thing was doing all it fucking could to support the heavy load, so everyone in the family got to see what I get to see every fucking night…..and they weren’t too impressed, I think her brother left the party with his 3 kids because of it….

Point of the story is, if you are fat, if you are ugly, if you have never had many sober guys try to sleep with you, the whole less is more does not apply to you. Hereâ€™s some shots of Mini Driver in her bra and some see-through shirt action….

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2007

17

May

I am – Britney Spears in a Bra of the Day

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My stepdaughter invited me to her friend’s house to watch the finale of American Next Top Model because she knows I am really into that shit, so I sat in the fucking living room of some 14 year old’s parent’s house to watch the shit and I didn’t really fucking care. I helped myself to her dad’s beer and I knew the parent’s of the girl weren’t that impressed, but it was one of those situations that you know is awkward, but act like it’s totally normal, and the other people involved go along with it no matter how much they hate it. I think I behaved myself, I only asked the girl to sit on my lap once and when she said no, I didn’t pull my dick out of my pants to teach her what no means….

Anyway, the model I was going for was this hot Russian number with a big neck but was a mail order bride and that turns me on. She lost. The winner was some anorexic looking mexican who looked like a fucking man. All this to say that TV let me down again.

Speaking of letting me down, it looks like Britney has got her act together. Her body is bangin’, her tits are huge and she’s showing the fuckers off when she’s hitting up clubs to drink all these proving that she still has a career and won’t be working the pole in my stripclub anytime soon and that kinda hurts. The only real option now is to be the next K-Fed, but since it’s been done once, I doubt it will happen again. Girls tend to learn their lessons, especially after having to babies with the motherfucker. Either way, here are the pics of Britney and her tits…

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2007

07

May

I am – Brooke Hogan Dancing Around in her Underwear of the Day

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I know that a girl in her underwear is enough to make you happy. I know that you’re one of those guys at the strip club who sits by the stage clapping and urging the bitches on. It’s people like you that fuck it up for the rest of us, because it gives them a false sense of worth, making them feel pretty and wanted and putting them on a some kind of ego trip, making them forget they are whores.

So these pictures of Brooke Hogan make you happy, because a girl in underwear is better than a girl in clothes especially on the internet.

When I look at these pictures, I just remember a fat girl trying to get skinny to have a career, and when she reached her ideal weight, she decided to get naked, in hopes of getting assholes like you, who are easy to fucking please at her show.

I am not saying I wouldn’t stuff her like a turkey if I had the chance, I am just saying that bitch has no business doing whatever it is that she does, and being Hulk Hogan’s shadow, is probably not a place anyone should be, because he’s a piece of Florida trash with big biceps, stupid hair and crazy pants….and she may not be wearing crazy pants, but bitch could probably beat the fuck out of me with legs like that. Ya’ Heard?

I forgot where I was going with this, because I am drunk, but I do hate people who cheer on strippers, because it makes getting a lap dance next to impossible….Cuddles….

2007

03

May

I am – Lohan Partying at Some Event in her Bra of the Day

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Thanks to facebook groups, I realized that the event everyone was freaking out about Lohan being in her bra and cocaine being found in the VIP room at the Twin Palms Estate last weekend was organized by a club I can’t get into because I don’t wash. To see the pictures I am talking about CLICK THIS LINK.

These pictures of Lohan were put up in their group today and I figured I’d post them because I didn’t see them anywhere else. The event was called Music Loves Fashion and Steve Aoki and some dude named DJ Skeet Skeet were DJing. From the pics Paris Hilton and Lohan were both getting down and dirty, but that’s to be expected because they are party sluts….

I used to go to clubs and get drunk and be an asshole to people I knew. Maybe it was because they were landing hot girls and I was getting kicked out for passing out on the bathroom floor, but in my drunken stupor, I used to go around and tell girls my friends were trying to sleep with that my friend had Aids, they would get pissed off at me, but still go home with them, but would make them wear a condom

The next day I’d get the call saying how much of an asshole I was for fucking up their chances to have raw dog sex and I’d just say that I am a modern day superman because any bitch who goes home with a guy you tell her has AIDS is probably not the kind of girl you want to end up fucking without a condom….

Point of the story is that I save fucking lives and here are pics of Lohan destroying hers….I guess I coulda gone with the whole Paris and Lohan being the kind of girl you would end up baggin without a condom only to beat yourself up the next day for doing it and getting tested monthly for the next 3 years because of it, but I guess that woulda been too obvious for me to do…

PS – Since every blogger steals exclusive pics, I figured I’d watermark it my way, with a solid cumshot on every fuckin’ pic….admit it’s amazing.

Bonus Picture – Lohan at Coachella With Her Lesbian Lover via thecobrasnake

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2006

01

Feb

Lisa Loeb Bra

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If you scroll down the page about 3 posts you willl see pictures of Lisa Loeb in her thong. I already said all I had to say about her, other than tease her for wearing glasses and having small tits, that’s right 4-eyes 2 x 4, why don’t you keep your fucking tits in your shirt. I take that back, I want my life to be like an episode of girls gone wild, I’m talking getting flashed everywhere I go, like the bank, in church and by the kids at the daycare I volunteer at. That would be hot.

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