Britney’s Handlers launched a new fragrance using her name and her image in time for the Holiday shopping…in hopes every Britney fan…that is still straggling around the Christmas tree a few decades later…will be just as eager and excited to open this as they were when she launched her first perfume back when the straggle fan was 14 and it was ok to get excited about such a shitty gift…

It’s a cash grab people…and at least the promo pics are her all sluttin’ while stuntin…

I know she’s an old has been mom…who has been k-fedded once….and who has seen better days….but I’d still fuck her and I guess that’s what this is all about…

Here’s the video:

Here’s some pics….of her still trying…

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Britney Spears is pantsless for Elle, but not pantsless in a way we want to see her, you know all spread opened and diddling herself on a park bench during some crack mental illness rage we had a glimpse of before her handlers got involved and took over her as the industry that needed to be run like an industry she figure headed…..you know she was totally out of her mind in some “Bi-Polar” crisis that gave me fucking boners because I love crazy bitches…but instead of burning through her money and ending up on the street for people like me to pick her up…they turned her around and made more money out of her and that is the tragedy of Britney Spears….a crackwhore who coulda been but never was….sad.

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This bikini pic would be more interesting if Britney was Twerking, or tweaking or anything with some personality….but I’ll take a bikini pic for old times, sure she’s a fragment and medicated version of the Britney Spears we all used to masturbate too…and she’s far more stable and boring then the days of shaving her head….and her body is far less fun to laugh at then when she was fat and covered in Cheeto dust, or when she was 19 and in leather for music videos….but she’s still Britney Spears…a broken soul who was destroyed ad taken advantage of by a man…willing to be broken and taken adavantage of again..too tired to put up a fight and if that isn’t sexy….I don’t know what is…

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Britney Spears just posted this bikini picture of her on Facebook and I figured I’d relay the message to you…I am not entirely sure what the message she is trying to get out to the people is…I just know this is a textbook case of a girl help captive by prisoners and abusers who need her because she makes them huge money…tying to cry for help using her kids strategically so that her handlers don’t catch on. This her sending out smoke signals, she knows a bikini pic will get reach, so look for clues, we can save her before it is too late…even though when she hit 30 and already dropped a couple kids out of her uterus, it was too late….

All this to say, save yourselves before saving some rich as fuck, money making machine who has won the lottery that is life even if her life sucks and she stages these pics for help in her bikini…but take the time to check her out in her bikini cuz all girls in bikini are good…especially when they are popstars who went to shit but are making a comeback in hotness.

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Britney Spears bores me. The only thing good about her was back when she was 17 and doing that School Girl fetish shit, and even then I wasn’t sold on her, it wasn’t until the major breakdowns and the fat years that I had confidence she had anything of substance to offer the world…from getting knocked up by a ghetto white dude who pretended to be black….to shaving her head….and flashing her mom vagina to the paparazzi…she had so much potential…then she got locked down, medicated and boring…and showing some cleavage for some show she’s judging just doesn’t inspire…if anything…it just reminds me of what we’ve lost here….

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Pauly D got a lap dance from Britney Spears for a second time. I don’t know what the deal is with their relationship…maybe he is on tour with her as her DJ, maybe he is the opening act, maybe they are fucking, maybe she saw him on TV and wanted on of her own, so with a little Britney Money she locked him in….I am not just amazed she’s still performing, I’m amazed she’s alive…I thought she’d be totally suicided thanks to the crazy that stems from being a child star….but here she is money making in Puerto Rico all half naked and ass out…Goodtimes.

Here’s the video…..or at least a segment of the video….

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I don’t know what this is about….but I call it a publicity stunt that makes little sense….where Britney and her dancers do a dance routine set to Marilyn Manson’s Sweet Dreams, that’s pretty erotic, or attempt at making you think sex with her is this high production quality, coordinated dance routine, with masks like Eyes Wide Shut or some shit, lingerie and tits busting out of nighties….and the whole thing is hot as fuck…even if you know real sex with her is more like a nightmare, that likely smells like feces, sweat, tears and fast food…..but since that’ll never happen, even though I wish it did, this fantasy she produced is good enough for me….

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I don’t know why I love the shape of Britney Spears….she’s all chubby and thick but in a good way….

I had a fight with some dude on Facebook last night about Kat Dennings or some other cunt, and her fatness…and dude was going off how she’s fat in all the right places, but really she’s just a sloppy pig who is slowing losing her neck to obesity….

While someone like Britney, carries her chubbiness firm and put together, in a way I want fuck and not in a way I want to use as a bouncy castle for the kid down the hall’s bday…

If you know what I mean, if you don’t, it is that she’s spectacular…

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It amazes me that people go nuts over a panty flash of a gitl getting out of a car, or sitting at the table and you get a glimpse, and when a bitch like Britney intentionally flashes her panties, all stretched out from constant performances, or maybe that’s just her vagina that’s stretched out from constant uterus performances, no one bothers giving a fuck, and that’s just not fair, Britney’s handlers are using her as a puppet for you, crafting her into something that makes them money, but brings you joy via half nakedness, when really all we wanted to see was her self destruct, because I know the day I saw her shave her head down in public, that it was just a mater of time before she was pulling pussy puppet shows like the crazy street whore I once knew….and loved bringing to parties….instead she’s just medicated and boring….half naked or not. Enjoy.

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So much of me wishes these were pictures of Britney having another Bi-Polar episode, only this time, instead of shaving her head to rid herself of evidence she was doing drugs, cuz it would have cost her her kids and a lot of money in the custody battle with K-Fed…..she’s shooting her record label, maybe some people at the mall, her family all for using her as a tool to make them all money….I’m talking medicating her, and forcing her to perform when all she wants to do is sleep and eat cheetos….cuz she’s a money making machine…

I guess I just like to believe revenge is bittersweet, and seeing her go down without a fight would be a huge fight….

But reality is she’s just filming a music vidoe…but at least most of you have girl and gun fetishes cuz it is the American dream….in the fucking constitution…and she’s doing it in shorts…Love it.

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