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2012

30

Apr

Christina Ricci Topless Scene from Some Move of the Day

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CHRISTINA RICCI was some bitch you probably jerked off to when she was all Gothic in the Addam’s Family….you know cuz you love young girls in movies knowing they probably put out to be there even though they are just 10….

She went on to be a tormented teen, who got fat and busty, while remaining gothic…and if you were around in the 90s…she was someone a lot of guys wanted to taste…..

Then she got anorexic, chopped off her tits, and that was the end of her as far as I’m concerned, because as a fan and supporter of natural tits…huge natural tits…I hate and consider anyone to amputate them to look skinnier while pretending it is to save their back my enemy…

Well she’s still around, even though I forgot her….and she’s in some movie that came out in February showing tit…here’s the clip…..

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2012

16

Mar

Christina Ricci Hot and Skinny at Some Event of the Day

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This is one thing in life that I actually like….and that is skinny chicks. Everything else is just garbage, pollution, irritants….offensive as fuck….and Christina Ricci probably feels the same way, you see she was a pudgy little thing with D cup titties, who went anorexic like all pudgy little things should do, only to chop off her titties, something disappointing to most, but fantastic to me, cuz it meant she could really pull off that skinny body proper….I mean big natural tits fuck it all up….as rib cages are exposed, you don’t want big nippled sloppy sand bag tits hanging their like shit’s a fucking National Geographic….at least I don’t…..all this to say….2 decades into her career….she’s still got it goin’ on. Good Hustle.


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2012

15

Feb

Christina Ricci Throwback Topless Pic of the Day

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Here is a picture of CHRISTINA RICCI that I dont’ quite understand why it is recirculating ont he internet….I posted her BREAST REDUCTION SCARS back in 2008…but I figure a 5 year old picture of a bitch I once found hot, but who masacred herself to shape her tits into less of a sloppy tit, is always worth re-posting for a new generation of internet users who may have missed this the first itme……

And if you think it is a fake HERE’S THE PROOF I POSTED IN 2008 ….

What it comes down to is that I can’t believe I’ve been writing this site since 2004 and I am still not Rich or Famous…I need to restructure my life…like Christina Ricci restructured her tits…

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2010

02

Sep

Christina Ricci is a Picnic Table of the Day

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I guess this outfit will excite the weird guy in the park, who everyone thinks is talking to himself, but who is actually talking to the picnic table, because he is convinced it is his girlfriend, but you only really learn that about him, when walking through the part after midnight, when he’s fucking the shit out of it, telling it how mad his mom will be that he’s doing this, and how sexy it is, and how good she feels against him, making for an awkward experience, that is hardly as awkward as Christina Ricci cutting off her tits intentionally cuz she thought they made her look fat, while now she just looks useless…..unless it was to make my friend in the park’s imaginary wife come to life…and thanks to her self-mutilation, she’s great the feed families off of….

I don’t know what I am saying here, but the point of this post was to say Christina Ricci fucking sucks and here are the pics to prove it.

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2010

18

Aug

Christina Ricci Hard Nipples of the Day

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I know a girl who had breast reduction surgery cuz her big tits made her look fat and girls don’t like looking fat. The consequence of having breast reduction surgery so that she didn’t look fat was not only great shaped tits but also that her nipples became the most sensitive, hardest little things around. She went from having this massive saucer-sized nipples that couldn’t get hard, to these perfect, porn magazine strength nipples that even in the middle of summer in a padded bra the fuckers would be standing at full attention, like a teenage boy after a long and bumpy bus ride before having to stand in front of his class and give a presentation….only much more fun to look at….it got to the point where the bitch just stopped wearing bras, bought a few lightweight tee shirts and made a spectacle of her newly shaped tits, because she wanted to get her tits some positive attention, since everytime she took off her shirt the mangled scars she was left with scared off dudes cuz it was kinda like getting down with a burn victim, only an anchor shaped scar version….

So I guess we should all be happy Christina Ricci, another bitch who got breast reduction to look skinny during an anorexic phase is just showing off some hard nipple instead of the mangled mess she’s hiding under that dress….a totally unnecessary mangled mess cuz her big tits were all she was good for…

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2010

14

May

Christina Ricci Small Tits are Boring as Fuck of the Day

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One of the great tragedies of the 90s was when alien-head Christina Ricci decided to be anorexic. Cuz I used to be a fucking fan…The Addams Family brough on some solid jerk off sessions, so what….but her sex appeal quickly went to fucking shit….

I guess it was her dark teenage period where she was battling the pressure of her career as a child star, trying to transition to a respectable career as an artist…..and in doing so, became a tattooed goth who didn’t eat because I guess it was the one thing she could control….

Actors are so intense for no reason. They are self-conscious and act all serious, cerebral, and intellectual about their bullshit careers, I guess to make it feel like they do something substantial or that they are artits…even though they actually have less depth that and cardboard cut-out…but I guess there’s no fun in admitting that….when you can play make-belief….

Either way, the tragedy wasn’t that anorexia is bad, cuz I honestly appreciate eating disorders when they involve a bitch getting skinnier and not eating disorders where a bitch eats her feelings, but that she decided to amputate her fucking huge teen tits cuz she couldn’t starve them away and I guess they were fucking up her anorexic look…and whenever someone ruins a good thing for no reason other than her own psychological bullshit, it makes me hat her.

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2009

16

Nov

Christina Ricci and her Tit Window of the Day

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I’m not sure if I see nipple through the window Christina Ricci had built into her dress to prove to us that she didn’t amputate all of her tit and still has enough to get by, but I think I do. I guess when she decided it was time to slaughter her tits a few years ago because she had an eating disorder and they didn’t compliment the anorexic body she was looking for since child stars are all fucked in the head like Michael Jackson, she instructred the plastic surgeon to keep them on, because having nippleless tits like Barbie is for Breast Cancer survivors and not 20 somethings who will need to get naked on screen for the rest of her life in order to get work since she’s no quite as cute as she was in Mermaids, The Addam’s Family and Casper, you know back when she was relevant and even an “It” girl and I don’t really give a fuck either way but maybe you do and I guess that’s why I do this.

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2009

13

Nov

Christina Ricci is Gonna Be Naked in her New Movie of the Day

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Christina Ricci is in a new movie called After.Life and she is naked in it.

She doesn’t show bush in it and not because she’s a modern girl in today’s society where bush doesn’t exist, at least not with any girl I talk to except dirty hoodrat hipsters who I assume have very vile smelling sex sessions, but because her pussy is angled away fromt he camera every nude scene, but apparently you do see a whole lot of ass and a whole lot of her plastic surgery anchor scarred tits and I wish she took some of that and channeled it into these pictures of her walking down the street, because these are some heavily fucking boring boring pictures of her….

Pics via Fame

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2009

02

Nov

Christina Ricci’s in her Bikini with her New Cock of the Day

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Christina Ricci was out on the beach in her bikini with her new cock…Showing off the crime scene on her chest where her breasts once lived before she had the fucking things amputated in an ill-decision that must have been made when she was going thru an anorexic phase and felt that was the cure to her chubby ass the world fell in love with when she was a teenager, before she got all dark and weird on us. She should have re-thought the shit because she fills this bikini top weird and if she was a little more top heavy, it’d balance the rest of her out, and make these pictures worth lookin’ at, instead all I see is some dyke with a wonky head, short legs, a boring ass, covered in shitty prison tattoos, when I could have been lookin at real big tits…..

Bonus – Here are a few more pics from last week’s bikini pictures….

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2009

30

Oct

Christina Ricci in a Bikini in Miami with her Boyfriend of the Day

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I have an almost creepy one-sided relationship with Christina Ricci, because like my neighbor’s daughter, I have watched her grow up with anticipatory masturbation in mind. It’s like when they are 7 or 8 you know they don’t turn you on yet, but if all things go as planned, or as they appear they may go, 10 years down the line, bitch will be a fucking prize, so you better be nice to her so she has fond memories of you when she starts experimenting with cock.

We’ve seen her as the chubby busty teenage goth, who dressed like everyday was Halloween, all pale skinned and dark haired, who seemed real intense about life and probably into anal.

We saw her go anorexic and crazy and amputate her tits and now we see her on the beach with one of her boyfriends with some boy haircut and the sad thing in all this is that she hasn’t grown up into something I expected her to grow up into back when she was 10.

Sure, I’d fuck if it was laying around and I was bored with a hardon, but that doesn’t validate the high hopes I had for her….but she is skinny and in a bikini and there’s nothing wrong with that, pretty much ever….enjoy.

Pics via INF

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